No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

So I'm a Snake, Who Cares?

So I'm a Snake, Who Cares?

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 24: Long-eared Psychos

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Double Shenwei Starting From Re0

[Funny Battle] + [Double Kamui] + [Kakashi Template] + [Decisive Killing] + [Not in Love] + [Multiple Heroines] (The heroine currently has a Rem, and there should be Emilia and Crusch in the future. It depends on the development of the plot. Whether there will be more in the future depends on fate.) Chaotic neutral, not a noble knight, please do not enter if you mind. Even if you don't love Subaru TV, you can buy it with confidence if you like 486. Dugen Bylerite (Fang Yuan), who traveled to Re0, obtained double Kamui at the beginning and faced a group of aliens with blessings. Dugan said: "I'll pull you into the couple's space (Shenwei space), let's see if I can beat you to death! (Namely mentioning Lai Aotian)"

Ongoing
Secular Immortals

Immortal cultivators No worries about firewood, rice, oil and salt But one cannot escape the greed, anger, ignorance, love, hatred, desire, and vengeance of the mundane world!

Ongoing
Emperor Yutianwu

The Tao is invisible and ruthless. The young man Chu Yan, with a pure heart, was willing to break through mountains and rivers and destroy three thousand worlds for his dream, and finally became a generation of Emperor Yutianwu.

Ongoing
Rise Of The Eastern Continent: The World Overlord Dismemberes The World!

Soul travels to a parallel world + colonization VS tribute + war for hegemony + unification + giant ships and cannons. The Dongzhou Empire was established, and the great powers began to fight for hegemony! I accidentally came to this similar parallel world, but found that everything was different from the history I remembered. Tributary system VS colonial system! In the great clash of military, economy and culture, who will have the last laugh? Soldiers took up their guns, drove tanks, and piloted warships and planes. Fight for this land, for this civilization! All under heaven belongs to the king, and all within the four seas are the king’s subjects! Dongzhou should stand in the world, and you countries should be its vassals. We never stop moving forward! Look, everyone, who will lead this history? Who will write the story of this prosperous nation?

Ongoing
I Just Awakened My System, And Her Dad Told Me To Get Away?

[All people cultivate] [Decisive killing] [Passionate counterattack] [Abstract hilarious] [Old 6 system] [Single female lead] [Partial group portrait] [Rest assured, absolutely no scam] The 529th year of the Xiuzhen calendar. When Yun Mochen woke up, he unexpectedly awakened a system that could make him stronger by absorbing blood and energy. However, what troubled him was that his girlfriend, whom he had been in love with for three months, was actually the daughter of Emperor Zhu, one of the five major imperial clans of cultivation. What’s more important is that his father, the emperor, actually came to his house directly! Faced with such a desperate situation, Yun Mochen, who placed his hope on the system, decisively started a six-draw streak. The result: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for drawing the task penalty. Please complete it on time~" 【Mission: confront her father.】 [Mission failed: Neck is ten centimeters shorter.] [Mission successful: reward: a God-level foundation-building pill! ] ??? Ten centimeters would make it a goblin! Yun Mochen's mouth twitched: "Dog system... suits my taste!" …… Aliens are everywhere in the world. "Hehehe...Human boy, I have already broken your spear skills and destroyed your spear, why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy?" The young man in white threw away the broken gun, picked up a long sword from the ground, and smiled coldly: "Gun repair? That's just my hobby." "Look carefully, your Grandpa Yun is a sword immortal!" "What?!" …… Many years later. Yun Mochen and his girlfriend enter the world of gods, demons, immortals and ghosts. Facing a terrifying army of tens of millions of people as if they were seeing a powerful enemy. Yun Mochen smiled slightly: "Don't get me wrong, I just want your world to prostrate itself before mine... ahem, world peace."

Ongoing
Killing The Ninja World Starting From Being Adopted By The Second Hokage

[No system, not brainless, no heroine, more daily life, Uchiha, pure Naruto text] [This is a story about the relationship between the red-eyed Uchiha and the white-haired Senju] In Konoha's fifth year, under the unreasonable request of his elder brother Hashirama, Tobirama was forced to adopt an Uchiha kid, but he didn't know that this kid would change his life... Lian Ye traveled through Uchiha, but was adopted by the evil Senju Tobirama. Fortunately, this old guy did not do anything out of line... Night in the laboratory. Senju Tobirama stared at the unconscious Ren Ye on the experimental table, his eyes shining, "Uchiha's little brat, a perfect experimental subject!" … Many years later, Lian Ye accidentally discovered the secret of the laboratory... "Old man, I've been your cook for so many years for free, and this is how you treat me?!" [As we all know, this is a Naruto food show] [keep keep keep keep keep]

Ongoing
Flower And Boy 5! I Am The Son Of The Chosen Entertainment Circle.

[Flowers and Boys 5 Silk Road Season + Reba + Rebirth + System + Entertainment Circle + Single Female Lead] What? Sneezing can kill people? Fortunately, I traveled through time! What? The original character started out as a standard protagonist? Is there anyone who would write such a vulgar plot? Fortunately, fortunately! The original body was so handsome! What? The original person has no education! No skills to rely on! And he refuses to be a gigolo! ! It’s over! It’s over! It’s over! Now I can only enter the entertainment industry! Fortunately, I have a system that is essential for traveling through time!! What! The system discovered that I had traveled through time at the beginning? It was looking for my original self? It went offline directly? ? ? I star you star system! Hey! There is also a newbie gift pack! It smells so good!!! ps: Single female lead! Entertainment industry! Flower and Youth 5! (This author is riding on the popularity of Flower and Youth!) ps2: It is mainly written around the protagonist, and there won't be many descriptions of other people (Human words: I won't copy many clips from the plot, but there will be some!) ps3: There will be innovative plots, but not many! ps4: What kind of writing is this! Did the author not graduate from elementary school? I suggest you find a class to take! If not, let's go to the factory! The logic is not sound, it's just like a diary! The plot is completely copied, why do you need to write it! The author is so short! I have finished scolding you! So you can scold me as above, but don't involve my family. Don't look at it! There is no PS5

Ongoing
My system allows me to copy talents

Takahashi Hiro after committing suicide gets reincarnated into his younger self. A genius footballer from a young age, he loses all his footballing talent after a horrendous injury.But despite that he perseveres through the odds and overcomes his tragedy. Finally when he could make his dream come true after getting scouted by a professional team, he faces yet another trouble.Having lost his final hope of making alive, he takes his life by committing suicide.But to his surprise, instead of dying he wakes up in his younger body. Having returned back to time, he again dreams of being the greatest footballer.This time with the help of the system which allows him to copy talent of any footballer, will he make it as a pro? Will he be the G.O.A.T?Notes: Characters in this story are fictional, The story might progress slowly, A huge emphasis has been paid to emotion of the characters, The story will not focus solely on football and system and it will focus equally on the lifestyle of the protagonist and the people closer to him.

Ongoing
The Humble Family's Daughter Has A Spatial Pocket!

(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence.With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration.Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?"Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question.Indeed, why had he fallen for that woman?After a long silence..."Who knows? Maybe I got my head caught in a door!"Sharing a look of mutual commiseration, father and son let out a helpless sigh in unison.What do you do when you're stuck with a woman who's never at home?There's only one thing to do with your own Princess Consort (mother)—spoil her, of course!…Transported to ancient times with a space filled with rice flowers, all she wanted was to quietly live out her life in the fields. Unexpectedly, with a father who was a county magistrate, she was forced to leave the countryside for the city!Life in the city was bustling with activities, and in order to have a say at home, she bought estates, grew flowers and medicinal herbs, and developed high-yield, high-quality grain varieties. Remarkably, she helped her father, who had been a county magistrate for nine years, to rise step by step, bringing the lowborn Yan Family into Beijing's elite circles!This is a story of a noble daughter from a humble family aiding her clan to thrive and prosper, and a sweet love story of mutual success and growing together!Male lead: In front of others, he is the prideful Little Prince, the domineering Prince of Xiliang. In front of the female lead, he is a soft and tender-hearted man.Female lead: Clearheaded in all matters, warm-hearted and self-reliant!

Ongoing
Birth of the Demonic Sword

"So, that's how my life ends, what a waste of time it was...".These were the last thoughts of a young man, shot by accident in a fight between local gangs. Little did he know that he would soon wake up in another world, a world of cultivation!This is the story of the whoreson of a wealthy family, of a transmigrator that had no purpose in his previous life, of a demon that will make power his reason to keep on living.Noah Balvan, after he transmigrated, will have to fight against his social status and the many difficulties of the world he was reborn in to obtain the power to stand free in the sky above anyone!

Ongoing
My Girlfriend is a Zombie

When disaster struck, Ling Mo knew that the kinds of zombies depicted in doomsday movies would in fact, be totally different from reality…Normally, the most important thing to do during the end of the world is to survive, but when Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, the trajectory of his life had gone completely out of control.The cause of this was very simple. His girlfriend, mutated…Wait, Shana, that sickle in your hand looks like its being pointed at my pants!Senior sister! Stop trying to pounce on me the moment I’m distracted!And little girl, is it really alright for you to just hide by my side and laugh?Lastly…all of you, stop trying to bite me…ahhh!!!

Completed
The Founder of Diabolism

As the grandmaster who founded demonic cultivation, Wei WuXian roamed the world in his wanton ways, hated by millions for the chaos he created. In the end, he was backstabbed by his dearest shidi and killed by powerful clans that combined to overpower him.He incarnates into the body of a lunatic who was abandoned by his clan and is later, unwillingly, taken away by a famous cultivator among the sects—Lan WangJi, his archenemy.This marks the start of a thrilling yet hilarious journey of attacking monsters, solving mysteries, and raising children. From the mutual flirtation along the way, Wei WuXian slowly realizes that Lan WangJi, a seemingly haughty and indifferent poker-face, holds more feelings for Wei WuXian than he is letting on…

Chapter 24: Long-eared Psychos

Ah, what a beautiful morning.

The sunlight wasn’t particularly warm, and there were no birds chirping melodiously.

Nevertheless, it was undoubtedly a beautiful morning.

After all, isn’t it up to me to decide whether a morning is beautiful or not?

Even if I’m in hell.

Even if I’m rolling around in the mud soaked with Chimera Fafnir’s blood inside a burrow, it’s a beautiful morning as long as I’m happy. ƒreeωebnovel.ƈom

I truly believed that.

Still, it’s a shame there’s no sunlight.

Just imagining how beautifully my two horns and scale patterns would shine under the sunlight makes me feel good.

That’s right. I successfully completed my evolution.

Although the size of my horns was still adorably small, having one on each side in a balanced manner seemed a bit cool.

My life has definitely changed since my horns sprouted.

Who am I?

The owner of “Billy’s Horn”.

And at the same time, the owner of “Leaping Horn”.

──────────────

[Leaping Horn Lv1]

Concentrate your mind and leap with all your might.

──────────────

Yes, Leaping Horn.

This is even more nonsensical than Billy’s Horn.

… Hmm.

I could see more things after evolving.

There was an explanation for Leaping Horn, but I couldn’t understand what it was supposed to leap over.

Well, I’ll probably figure it out as I use it.

And now I’m no longer a snake, but a python.

Of course, I’m still a snake, but if someone were to call me, I’d prefer to be called a python instead of a snake.

Like how a person living in New York would say “I live in New York~” instead of “I live in the USA~”.

And the defining characteristic of a python was none other than its patterns.

Even with night vision, I couldn’t see very clearly before, but now beautiful apricot-colored patterns appeared on my white body.

That it wasn’t just for decoration was evident from my status window alone.

──────────────

[White Double Horn Python Lv1]

[Traits]

[Indomitable], [Perseverance], [Horn], [Pattern]

…

──────────────

Yes, Pattern became a trait.

──────────────

[Pattern]

You possess a pattern imbued with magic. It’s not easily damaged and repels magic and curses below a certain level.

──────────────

So this is like a defense buff.

Plus, it repels magic.

The question is what “below a certain level” means exactly, but it’s certainly a grateful trait.

Nice.

Now that I’ve also taken down a chimera.

Should I live like a king in this basin?

I think this might be the entrance to the great forest. At least I haven’t seen any monsters stronger than the chimera.

I laughed with a hiss.

But was there really a god in this world?

One who punishes the arrogant…

My pattern trembled.

Or maybe it was my scales that trembled.

My friend Survival Instinct was telling me.

To run away.

But where to?

The burrow has two directions. Forward and backward.

I chose either one.

There really wasn’t much of a gap between my Survival Instinct’s warning and my response.

That’s because I moved swiftly using my acceleration skill.

But it was already too late.

The burrow started to collapse.

That’s what I thought at first.

To be precise, it wasn’t collapsing.

The ground was rising up.

The burrow seemed to have been dug quite deep underground.

But the collapsing soil from the ceiling blocked the passages on both sides, and the ground where the chimera and I were quickly rose.

It’s clearly an abnormal situation.

It’s as if the soil is moving on its own.

Is this magic?

I tried using Magic Detection.

Ah, I couldn’t help but tremble.

Torrents of magical power were swirling all around.

Like Van Gogh’s Starry Night. Streams of glowing magical power flow through the soil.

If this is magic, it must be some kind of high-level elemental magic.

Ah, light is coming in from the ceiling.

We’ve already been lifted to the surface.

Damn, I quickly hid under the chimera for now.

Whoosh!

In an instant, we reached the surface.

And from the shadow of the chimera’s corpse.

I witnessed the one who caused all this.

‘It’s a long-ear!’

There was an unmistakable fairy standing there.

Unlike Pelerian, a young and beautiful elf with long ears.

She looked like she had just stepped out of my preconceptions.

==

“Thank you.”

Iris expressed her gratitude.

At her feet was a mole sniffing with its front paws raised.

Its semi-transparent appearance made it clear that it was neither an ordinary animal nor even a magical beast.

“You can go back now, Clay.”

It was an elemental spirit.

One of the four elements. A spirit governing the element of earth or soil.

Although Iris hadn’t mastered magic, befitting her noble elven lineage, she knew how to command spirits.

But the spirit wasn’t Iris’s possession.

Despite being told it could leave, Clay continued to sniff around and fidget.

Iris turned her attention away from the spirit.

She had discovered Pelerian’s cursed product.

However, it was dead.

Dead in a burrow, at that.

She had sensed it through the spirit even before she saw it.

‘It’s in a terrible state.’

That was her first impression upon seeing the chimera’s corpse.

Iris was an elf who had been through hell. As an excellent warrior and hunter, she had fought large magical beasts more than once or twice.

But the state of the chimera was enough to send chills down even Iris’s spine.

Legs brutally severed.

Wounds all over its body, black blood emitting a foul odor, possibly poisoned.

Dead in the very state it had been crawling in, spilling its entrails and blood.

Who.

Who could have fought this chimera like this?

And how did it end up dead in a burrow?

There were no clues.

For now, she should collect its blood and retrieve any magic stones it might be carrying.

Just as Iris had made this decision and drawn her sword.

Tap tap.

Clay, the small mole-like spirit, tapped Iris’s foot.

“What is it?”

The spirit pointed at the chimera’s corpse.

No, to be precise…

“Oh? … I see.”

Then, could you help me for a moment?

Iris conveyed such a thought to the spirit.

The spirit obeyed its summoner’s will.

Whoosh!

The ground rose up.

Despite having lost several of its legs, the heavy chimera bounced up and spun around.

And of course, the white snake that had been hiding underneath was revealed.

“Hmm.”

It had horns on its head.

A horn-type magical beast.

‘A white individual. An albino, huh.’

Albino magical beasts tend to stand out.

Most of them don’t grow much before being eaten.

For one to have grown to adulthood like this, and with double horns at that.

It was quite an admirable feat.

Iris looked down at the snake.

She couldn’t have imagined in the slightest.

That this small snake could have killed the chimera.

The snake moved quickly, seemingly trying to escape.

She reflexively tried to step on the snake’s neck.

Whoosh-

And the snake dodged Iris’s foot.

Not only did it dodge, but it counterattacked with surprising speed, leaping up.

Those fangs looked extremely sharp.

It must surely possess a deadly venom.

Iris tried to step back.

At that moment, the soil rose up and bound her feet.

It wasn’t the spirit’s doing.

‘Could it be, this snake!’

A venomous snake’s attack while her feet were bound.

If Iris had been a young fairy, she might have fallen for it.

However, there was no way a Golden Leaf Investigator could be stopped by such basic earth magic.

She shook off the soil and retreated.

The snake bit the air and fell.

Iris let out a small exclamation.

“So you’ve learned magic.”

It’s not uncommon for magical beasts to naturally acquire magic.

But for such a small creature? A mere snake?

“You’d be dangerous if allowed to grow.”

Nip it in the bud. It’s worth killing preemptively.

Iris made that judgment.

Her decisiveness was something even the elven elders acknowledged.

She swung her broadsword at the snake that had leaped again.

The head wasn’t cleanly cut off with a thud.

Clang!

Instead, sparks flew.

==

Crazy long-ear.

I almost died.

Suddenly trying to step on me to death, and now swinging a sword!

My tiny heart is pounding.

My neck is split open with a wound.

Blood is trickling out.

But it wasn’t cut off.

Huff, huff, I’m alive.

Something like adrenaline seems to be gushing out all over my body.

My whole body feels tingly and like it’s floating.

That sword.

It’s an Elven Broadsword. I know because I’ve used one before.

It’s incredibly light and ridiculously sharp.

But it couldn’t cut my neck and only produced sparks.

That was thanks to me figuring out how to use Leaping Horn in an instant.

The moment the sword came flying.

I instinctively knew that I couldn’t dodge that sword strike.

Then I would have to block it.

I didn’t have skills like Iron Armor or Carapace.

So all I had was Pattern.

How could I utilize the Pattern trait?

This series of thoughts occurred in less than a second.

I desperately wished.

「Using Leaping Horn Lv1 to surpass the limits of the ‘Pattern’ trait.」

「The ‘Pattern’ trait temporarily becomes ‘Magic Circle: Defense’.」

That’s right.

Leaping Horn was a skill that surpassed limits.

Thanks to that, it ended with just my neck’s skin being split.

Thinking about it now, it was a close call.

If I hadn’t found another magic stone from the chimera.

If I hadn’t gotten a new horn because of that, my neck would have been cut clean off just now.

Surprisingly, I survived.

It seems I wasn’t the only one shocked.

The fairy was standing with her mouth open and eyes wide.

Hey, I was even more surprised.

“…”

The crazy murderous fairy didn’t give up.

A brilliant light enveloped the Elven Broadsword.

It’s clearly an aura. Moreover, it’s a much brighter and clearer aura than what that young knight Zain used.

If I get hit by that, I’ll die instantly.

I tried to run away quickly.

Thud!

But damn it.

The ground rose up and my body floated.

I could see that mole spirit covering its mouth and laughing beside her.

I added it to my mental hit list.

Right below that crazy psychopath elf woman.

Ah, my life flashes before my eyes.

Well, there wasn’t much to it.

Getting bitten by a Mosquito Rat.

Sharing neighborly affection with the friendly centipede couple.

The day I first evolved.

Those scenes flash by.

I had no means to block that glowing sword.

Leaping Horn had taken most of my magical power.

Farewell, world.

Potential of 20 or whatever is of no use now.

Mental Strength 20 is…

Well, I guess not giving up until the end is what befits Mental Strength 20, right?

A memory suddenly flashed.

When my tail was stepped on by a golem.

At that time, I thought my tail would surely be crushed, but it was fine.

It was thanks to the ring.

I instinctively curled my tail.

Honestly, no matter how sturdy the ring is, I don’t think it can block that sword.

In that very short moment.

The elf’s eyes widened as she saw my ring.

And the aura collided with the ring.

Boom!

Is this the kind of thunderous sound you’d hear if lightning struck right in front of you?

A shockwave erupted. It was something that couldn’t have been produced by a simple collision of metal and metal.

Wait.

My consciousness blacked out for a moment.

When I opened my eyes, there were clouds beside me.

Damn, it was the sky.

I had been flung away at an incredible speed.

I could see the bewildered elf and the chimera’s corpse far away.

Whoosh!

The air hit my body furiously.

I could see the entire Arkan Basin below.

In the clear sky, it felt like my tail might touch the sun.

Ah, my tail, and the ring are all safe.

What on earth is this thing made of?

However, gravity was a stubborn fellow that didn’t know how to give up its own.

I fell, tracing a parabola.

This looks like I’m going to die for sure.

I survived a sword strike imbued with aura, but to die from falling? That’s not even funny.

But it seems my luck hadn’t run out yet.

The ground was rapidly approaching.

I fell, breaking several tree branches.

And then the water surface.

Splash!

I fell into a pond, creating a spray of water.

My whole body feels piercingly cold.

It felt like my entire body was about to burst with pain.

It seemed like several bones were broken, even though I had just evolved not long ago.

But I couldn’t lose consciousness here.

Being a cold-blooded animal, my body would stiffen up in an instant.

I shook my body frantically.

Towards the shore, towards the ground.

「Due to the Perseverance trait, you are not restricted in skill acquisition」

「You have acquired Swimming Lv1.」

Oh, thanks~

But I’ve already gotten out of the water.

Gasp, gasp, I really almost died.

My whole body is cold.

Far away, I can see the elf standing next to the chimera.

I quickly hid my body behind a rock.

I made a resolution at this moment today.

Long-eared races, elves, fairies.

I won’t trust any of them because they’re all crazy bastards.

Ah, my anger is burning.

“What a crazy bitch.”

Completely insane.

“Swinging a sword as soon as she sees someone, what a terribly nasty temper.”

I don’t know who you are, but could you stop saying the right things behind my back?

I quickly turned my head.

──────────────

[Pelerian’s Signet Ring: Seal Released]

──────────────

Oh?

I wasn’t surprised that the ring’s seal was released.

It was because there was a semi-transparent old fairy, as if a person had been shrunk to barely a span in length, in front of it.

It was a familiar face.

And since I only know two fairies in the world.

It wasn’t the crazy woman standing far away.

Pelerian?

Could it really be him in person?

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device