Chapter 290 Dafeng Machine Liked~ (two in one) On the barrage. See the performance of the stars. Everyone was speechless. March 7: "Okay, okay, so coaxing, right?" Qingque: "You call this coaxing?" Sylva: "This is a bad joke..." Silver Wolf: "I asked you to coax people, and you tell cold jokes?" Just now everyone saw Xing suddenly doing something strange. to be frank.
There really is a feeling that Xing is going to use some clever trick. The result was that he used a cold joke to trick Huo Huo into saying that he was much better!
This is of no use! It’s almost like I didn’t coax him!
It just makes the air colder!
You are not the Emperor who consoles the Galaxy, but the Emperor who makes fun of the Galaxy!
Seeing everyone's speech, Xing was unconvinced. Xing: "Just tell Huo Huo if he doesn't cry anymore! “Everything has a price. “Now the price for keeping Huo Hao from crying is just that the air gets colder by a few degrees. “It’s already a good deal~” Everyone: "..." …… In the video at this time. The scene changes. Changed place. But the people have not changed. Still Xing and Huo Huo. "Huo Huo, do you dare to walk alone at night?" Xing asked. "I dare..." Huo Huo said, and then added, "If I have Tails with me." "What if there is no tail?" Xing asked again. "Ah...I don't dare." "I know why you don't dare."
"Ah? What's the reason?" Huo Huo asked seriously. …… On the barrage. Qingque: "It's because it's dark." March 7: "Yeah, when it gets dark, I always feel like something is coming out of the darkness." Sylva: “Human beings are diurnal animals. "It's normal to be repelled by the night." The question raised by Xing is really too simple. Everyone expressed their opinions on the barrage. They can all come up with some pretty similar answers. Someone discussed it from the perspective of an ordinary person. Someone discussed it from a psychological perspective. Some people have also begun to raise genetic reasons. The answers given are extremely rich. …… But in the video. But Xing smiled evilly and said, "It's because... we don't go alone!" Uncle Tails: "Don't tell cold jokes all of a sudden, you guy!" …… On the barrage. March 7: "God never walks alone!" "Why is it a bad joke again!" Sylva: "I thought Xing told a bad joke once and would be more serious next time. "It seems I'm a little too naive." Sam: "She really loves bad jokes." Everyone just spoke enthusiastically. I came up with so many answers. But I didn't expect that in the end, Xing actually told a cold joke.
Everyone was immediately speechless. Everyone worked hard to cook four dishes and one soup. It felt like they were poured together and cooked into a hodgepodge. I felt that I was really stupid for being so serious before. …… Video continues. "I know why Huo Huo became a judge at such a young age." Xing You said. "Ah? Why?" asked Uncle Tai. "Because...she has the 'Wind Attack Achievements'!" Uncle Tai: "..." "Because she attacks with wind attributes and has a very powerful tail, so..." Uncle Tails: "You guy, don't explain the bad jokes! "I don't want to hear it!!" …… On the barrage. Silver Wolf: "I knew she couldn't say anything serious. "So I didn't even guess this time." March 7: "Why is it still a bad joke!" This is less than a minute. Xing has already told three bad jokes. I bet the theme of this video is a bad joke, right?
Qingque: "She even wanted to explain the joke! "Someone from the crew next door liked it." Xiluwa: "Hahahaha, Uncle Tai is so embarrassed that he's numb." Shiluwa felt that it was a good thing that Mr. Tails had no toes. otherwise. You can definitely carve out three rooms and one living room. …… In the video.
Xing asked Taiwei again: "When Huo Huo is in trouble. "Will she call you for help?" Uncle Taiyi snorted coldly: "Huh, I don't have that much free time to help the little coward solve his troubles." Xing smiled slightly and imitated as he spoke: "Then what if she says, 'Help me, Uncle Tails!' "How would you react?" At this point, the video is paused. [Question: Will Uncle Tai help Huo Huo? 】 【A. will】 【】 …… On the barrage. Everyone saw the guessing question arise. So they started discussing. March 7: "I guess so. After all, Huo Huo is so cute! "Ah!" Silver Wolf: "B, I don't think Uncle Tai will be so kind." Sylva: "I guess I still have good intentions. “It’s just that I might sit back and watch in order to train Huo Huo. "So I also choose B." Natasha: “A, I still hope if something happens. "This Mr. Tails can help the little cutie." Everyone’s opinions are roughly as follows: I feel that Uncle Tai has a bad personality and won't help. I think Uncle Tai is actually pretty good and will help. I feel that although Uncle Tai is nice, he won't help because of reasons such as training Huo Huo. And I just don’t want little cute Huo Huo to encounter difficulties, so Uncle Tai has to help even if he doesn’t want to. …… After everyone has chosen their answers.
The video continues to play. Uncle Tai gave the correct answer: "Then I help her reluctantly. "It's not impossible." …… On the barrage. Announcement: "Congratulations to user: Natasha, who answered correctly and was selected as a lucky viewer. The reward will be distributed immediately." Natasha: "Did I win?" March 7: "Congratulations." Xing: "Obviously I also chose Hui Gang, why didn't I get picked? "Am I so unlucky? "That's twice!" She felt bitter. Originally, her accuracy in guessing questions was not high. This is bad luck. So she has to wait until she gets a blind box? Sylva: "Uncle Tai is really arrogant. "Actually, I really want to help, but I have to use such duplicitous words." Huo Huo (Tail): "Who wants to help?" Uncle Tai was very dissatisfied with Sylva's barrage. What a tsundere!
What duplicity!
The uncle in the video obviously said and thought "it's difficult". There's no such thing as a different mind!
At best, it's just that I can't stand the cowardice of that little coward. That's why he took action. That's right! Take ten thousand steps back. Even if he wanted to help, it was just to relieve his own discomfort. I don’t really want to help her!
…… Video continues. After hearing Uncle Tai's answer, Xing shook his head: "No, that's not what you should be talking about."
Uncle Tai was puzzled: "Ah? What do you want to say?" …… On the barrage. Sylva: "Huh? Shouldn't you say this?" Qingque: "What does Xing mean?" March 7: “I don’t understand.” Everyone was as confused as Uncle Tai. What can I say if I don’t say this? Should I refuse?
Or does Xing mean that he should be more frank and stop being so arrogant?
…… In the video. Xing laughed: "You should say... "Leave Huo Lala!!!" Uncle Tai: "What the hell are you doing leaving Huo Lala!?" …… On the barrage. Qingque: "It turns out to be a recycled title." Sylva: "I even forgot about this." In the video, everyone suddenly realized what Xing said. Qingque: “If you think about it carefully, it’s true. "Stars are saying 'help me'. "We didn't expect that the following article was indeed a bit inappropriate." March 7: "This is not the strange star!" Subsequently. March 7th’s words received widespread support from everyone. Everyone thinks. If Xing hadn't told so many bad jokes before. diverted their attention. Can they forget about the title?
So the responsibility lies entirely with Xing!
In this regard, Xing said. I just told a few cold jokes.
Why did the blame fall on me? Can't it be that you all have Alzheimer's disease collectively? …… Video continues. Then the screen changed. A line of subtitles appears on the screen. [This is the future General Luofu] Then Fu Xuan appeared, pointed in front and cursed: "You bad guy!" …… On the barrage. Xing: "It appears again, it's Xianzhou using foul language!" March 7: "Master Taibu is so cute!" Fu Xuan: "Damn it, why are you here again?" Hasn't this joke been played before?
how? Is there a limited time return? Yanqing: "Master Fu Xuan, please be mentally prepared. "Meme can be played many times." After all, he himself is a living example. up until now. He has been cueed on video countless times for challenging Yun Shang Wu Xiao. Talking too much brings me to tears!
…… In the video. After Fu Xuan said something. Another subtitle appeared on the screen. [This is the future Luofu sword head] Then Yan Qing appeared on the screen, with a proud look on his face: "There are five people, and I have beaten four!" …… On the barrage.
Xing: "Brother Yanqing, have you ever opened your mouth?" Yanqing: "Master Fu Xuan, you see, what I said is right..." Fu Xuan: "Uh...you express my condolences." Thinking of the number of times Yanqing has been cueed so far. I also saw that just after Yanqing finished speaking, he was cueed again. Fu Xuan suddenly felt that he was not so angry anymore. She suddenly realized something. When you are unhappy. Just go meet those who are worse off than yourself. When you see them. You will feel better yourself. You will feel that you are not so miserable. …… The video continues. [This is the divination of the future] Then, Qingque appeared on the screen and said with a smile: "Working is worse than playing cards~" …… Immortal boat Luofu. Taipus. Fu Xuan looked at the green bird that appeared on the screen. Then look at the surrounding Taipusi, which is still being rebuilt. Suddenly I felt that my good mood was no longer so beautiful. Is the blue bird used as a fortune teller?
This Qingque was not even a Taifu, so he completely destroyed the Taifu. If you really become a fortune-teller, what's the point? Even if you take ten thousand steps back. Qing Que cannot be entirely blamed for the collapse of Taibu Si. But who can guarantee that the Taibu Division will not become the Chess and Card Division after Qingque becomes the Taibu Division?
Anyway, Qingque is a fortune teller. Fu Xuan thought more and more.
The more I can think of some bad pictures. not far away. Qingque saw that his boss's expression turned gloomy. Feeling uneasy inside. I cursed this video in my heart. This is a crappy video, why are you mentioning yourself!
He even said the truth that "it's better to play cards than to work." It had only been a few days since he had destroyed Taibu Si. At this time, let Master Fu Xuan see him saying such things. Isn't that equivalent to hanging yourself on the fire?
At this time, Qingque only prayed to Mr. Fu Xuan in large numbers. Don't get more and more angry because of this. Finally, he got angry and arranged for her to work overtime. …… Video continues. [This is the future Vidyadhara Naga] Bai Lu appeared on the screen, holding up a lollipop and saying, "Would you like some candy? "Don't eat?
"Then I'll eat it." [This is the future judge of the Ten Kings Division] Huo Huo held up the command flag and said, "Use this command flag. “It’s not just the deployment of troops and generals that can outmaneuver others. "Surrender can also be one step ahead." At last. Xing appeared on the screen and concluded: "The future of Xianzhou is really bright!" …… On the barrage. Sylva: “I have to say. "Xing summed it up very well." An "extremely aggressive" general. A sword specially designed to single out bosses.
Taibu who only plays cards and doesn't work. The greedy Dragon Lord. A judge who considers surrender before the battle begins. The future of Luofu is indeed "bright". March 7: "Haha, this joke has appeared before, right?
"I still want to laugh when I watch it again." Jing Yuan: "I just can't laugh." If these people are allowed to take charge of Luofu. He couldn't even imagine what Luofu would become!
of course. This is just based on the current situation. These guys have unlimited potential. Future growth is still worth looking forward to. I just don’t know if I can still see it with my own eyes. Think of this. Jing Yuan felt that he had to pay more attention to his health. …… The video ends here. 【…】 【…】 [Current host level: 751] [Card pool replacement: Kafka] …… Beloberg. Lower area. Not long after the light curtain disappeared. Natasha heard a voice coming from the door: "The card pool has been changed. "How about it, do you plan to smoke?" This voice was familiar to her. She turned around and said, “I don’t play a lot of games.
"I have no interest in that woman either." After a pause, he added: "You came to my clinic specifically. "That's probably not the reason for asking, Oleg." Oleg's eyes fell on the blind box in Natasha's hand: "This is not... “Shiruva and Sambona were not seen both times. "I thought I couldn't miss it this time." At this time, a small figure jumped out from behind Oleg. Shouted: "Hook can't miss it either!" …… After half an hour. Natasha came to Everwinter Ridge. Everyone present except her. Also Oleg, Hook, Jeppard and Bronya. She originally didn't want Hook to follow. After all, there is risk in opening a blind box. But she couldn't defeat Hook, so she had no choice but to agree. Just keep Hook at a distance. As for Bronya and Jeppard. They were sent by Cocolia just in case. It was also they who recommended Natasha to come to Everwinter Ridge to open the blind box. As for Cocolia herself. It's because I really have official duties and can't leave. After a while. Everything is ready. The five people were several meters away from the blind box. The remote box opening device has been installed. The switch is in Natasha's hand. next second.
Natasha pressed the switch and opened the blind box. Nothing happened. Everyone came forward to take a look and saw a scroll placed in the box. There are four big characters written on the scroll: "Dirty·Earth·Revolution·Rebirth!" (End of this chapter)