Chapter 295 Account: I’m just a pig!
On the barrage. March 7: “That’s outrageous! "Will my performance be deducted if I leave work early?" Topa: “Although the company has always had a tradition of not wanting to be the first person to leave work. “But I never expected to make this into a system.” Today's video has given her a lot of knowledge. Originally she thought. The company is pretty good though. But when it comes to kindness, it can never belong to the category of kindness. But now.
She suddenly realized. The company is so conscientious. Qingque: "No, I won't read it now. "I feel a little short of breath. I have to go see Xiao Longzun." She is a fishing expert who gets off work early as usual. I really can't watch this kind of thing. Now she only feels chest tightness and shortness of breath, her limbs are cold, and she feels extremely uncomfortable everywhere. Shiluwa: "Although Qingque looks like he's pretending to be sick and taking sick leave to fish. "But I believe she is really uncomfortable this time." …… In the video. The team leader’s introduction is not over yet. “Director, please take a look,” he said, “under the guidance of the deputy director. “A breakdown of job responsibilities was carried out. "This is the recruitment site for the newly established PPT font size adjuster position." Inside the glass window. Nine interviewers are interviewing one person. The words [Thirty-second round of interview] are written on one side. ……
On the barrage. March 7: “What a PPT font size adjuster!
"Does job segmentation need to be segmented to this level?" This is a little too detailed! According to this level of precision. Aren’t there positions like Excel spreadsheet new member and Word document saver? How many people will we need to recruit?
Xing: “March, you don’t understand. “Today’s society is a society with a clear division of labor. “Everyone just becomes a screw. "The efficiency of the entire work is the highest." March 7: "But you are no longer a screw!
"It's already at the molecular level!" Star: "That's right. “Everyone is a member of the company.” March 7: "Don't start telling bad jokes again!
"besides. “Compared to the simplicity of this position. "This interview is a bit too harsh!" There are nine interviewers interviewing one person. As soon as people walk in, they will be scared to death!
And this is the 32nd round of interviews. How many rounds will this interview take?
This is just interviewing someone who adjusts font sizes. Hey! March 7: "Do we need so many people?" Star: “Cutting people to maximize revenue. "hehe. “Now I’m going to talk about you, March. "This is purely a monopoly capitalist idea. “The employment situation is so tight now. “I am providing employment opportunities to everyone! “Look, nine interviewers. "Didn't I just solve nine positions?" Sambo: “Seems like an irrational decision.
“The reasoning behind it is heartwarming.” March 7: "..." God is so heartwarming. The last one is eliminated. Toileting performance. Encourage not to leave work. You didn’t mention a word about any of this!
…… Video continues. At this time, the interviewee said: "Hello, interviewers. "I have a graduate degree in design from Xinjiang University." "Is this kind of position so demanding??" Topa was shocked. …… On the barrage. Xing: “Look, there are people of this level coming to interview for this position. “It can be seen from this. “The employment situation is so bad these days. "I am doing this to benefit society!" March 7: "Be good, be good, benefit society, benefit society." March 7 was too lazy to refute her. Sylva: "Well, the name of this school is a bit strange." Galaxy 648 College? Is it a school where you can get into with just 648 kryptons?
…… Video continues. "Haha, the deputy director said it. "Our department has a chance to be independent!
“Spin off and list on Usdaq! “The market value will reach hundreds of billions! "Dividends to shareholders..." the team leader became more and more excited as he spoke. "Stop, stop, stop, stop!" Topa quickly stopped him. Then he sighed deeply: "Alas~"
…… On the barrage. Sambo: “Good guy. "Sister Xing is also a first-class painter." Spin-off? Market value hundreds of billions? It’s true that one dares to say it and the other dares to believe it. Shiluwa: "Director Topa expressed that he was very tired." …… In the video. The things that were tiring Topa weren't over yet. Another employee brought a manual. On the cover are the words "Company Employees' Pet Work Manual" written in large characters. "Director Topa," he said, "This is the performance appraisal manual for the accounts. "The deputy director said. “Pets that create no value. "Not as good as a sweeping robot." Account: "!!!" …… On the barrage. Sylva: "Hahaha. "Accounts indicate. "I'm just a pig. "Why do you still have something to do with me?" March 7: "What the hell? Pets also have work manuals?" This really doesn’t spare anyone (pig). I'm afraid you won't see such outrageous regulations in the entire galaxy. It's simply outrageous to open the door to outrageous people.
Outrageous home!
Silver Wolf: "Now it seems that the previous guess has the answer." Star has achieved this level. I didn't see any dissatisfaction among the employees. Instead, I was attracted by the cake she drew. There is no doubt about that. Star has taken complete control of the company. Star: “Hahahaha!
"Guessed right again!
"The balance of luck has finally tipped to my side! “The next lucky viewer must be me! “Watch me win my first blind box!” And then the next second. Announcement: "Congratulations to user: Walter, who answered correctly and was selected as a lucky viewer. The reward will be distributed immediately." Star: “NO!!!!! "Uncle Yang!!!!!!" She was slapped in the face so many times. Finally, I have been able to guess correctly several times in recent quizzes. She thought her luck had finally improved. result. The lucky spectator fell into Walter's hands. She was once again successfully slapped in the face by the speed of light. Walter: "Should I say...I'm sorry?" Xing: "No, Uncle Yang. "This makes me even more pitiful." …… Video continues. “Call me the deputy director!!!” After listening to the group leader's introduction, Topa finally couldn't stand it anymore and roared angrily. then. Xing then came to Topa.
"Ahem." Topa cleared his throat and calmed down, "Well... "This time, I am trying to persuade you to return to the Star Dome Train." …… On the barrage. Sylva: “It seems like it took half a month. "Director Topa has finally sobered up." Yanqing: "Teacher Topa finally realized that he was still impulsive at first. "So you have to be calmer as a person." In terms of impulse. He felt that he still had a voice. March 7: "But can Xing agree so easily?" Half a month passed. Star has complete control over employees. So many rules and regulations have been formulated. So many reforms have been made. Obviously very ambitious. Can you just leave?
(End of this chapter)