Chapter 9 Pam, you have watched too many movies! ! !
On the Star Dome Train.
Pam put her hands on her hips angrily: "Passenger March [-]th, you are really going too far! How could you treat your train conductor Pa like this!"
"Slander! This is completely slander!" March [-] quickly denied, "How could I do this to you, Pam!"
"No matter what, Passenger March [-]th, I'm going to punish you by not letting me try on those weird clothes in the future!"
"Why is this..." March Qi looked regretful and disappointed.
Pam snickered secretly in her heart.
It certainly doesn't confuse video with reality.
It was pretending to be angry just now, but the purpose was actually to prohibit it from dressing up and playing after March [-]th!
You know, trying on those fancy clothes on March [-] is something that makes Pam despair.
But usually its clothes are made for March [-]th, and it’s hard for it to refuse.
This time, I finally found an excuse to refuse.
On the other side, March [-] gritted his teeth: "Damn it! If I see the person who played this video in the future, I will definitely take revenge!"
……
At the same moment, Shen Yuan, who was far away in Luofu, sneezed loudly again.
"What's going on? Did you catch a cold last night?"
……
Except for March [-], the other viewers watched it with gusto.
Xiluwa: "Xiao Sanyue is playing well. He even plays the drums. Are you interested in being the drummer of my band?"
Yanqing: "This drum sound is inexplicably burning."
Xing: "Silver Wolf! It turns out you hacked our train!"
Silver Wolf: "When people sit at home, pots come from the sky."
Silver Wolf: "But if we really do this, it seems to be quite interesting."
Xing: "Ah...please show your respect. I don't want to go to Namek, especially Namek, which is about to explode."
Kafka: "Xing, the lines you just said in the video match your temperament very well."
Star: "Hey, hey, right?"
Xing: "Wait a minute, doesn't that mean I'm full of rotten temperament?!"
Walter: “When it comes to Star’s lines, I feel like the translator is gradually giving up on therapy.”
Himeko: "Yes, 'The train was hacked by Silver Wolf' is translated as 'bug le', and 'Let it be done' is translated as 'bai le ba'."
Ji Zi: "If the knowledge in my mind is correct, most of it is not in English, but in Pinyin, right?"
Bai Lu: "The translator is also included, right?"
……
Video continues.
The screen turns.
On March [-], I stood in front of the train door again.
Xing stood next to the car door, looked at the documents in the folder in his hand, and said, "It's fixed.
"Pam said that there has been an invasion from the outside and there is a fierce battle going on here. It should be our destination."
(English subtitles: OK le, Pam said he wants to eat two burgers with cokecolar, should be our goal.)
"Okay! The exciting journey of development has begun~" March [-] was ready.
……
in the barrage.
Xing: "This translation has completely let go of itself, right? It has nothing to do with the lines anymore!"
Walter: "That translates to: 'Pam said two burgers and a Coca-Cola.'"
Silver Wolf: "Coca-Cola makes money."
March [-]: "Pam, you will gain weight if you eat like this!"
Pam: "Pam wouldn't eat that much! This is slander! Pure slander!"
Jing Yuan: “No one cares about which planet we will go to next?”
Xing: "The train's systems have been repaired, so it should be normal, right?"
March [-]: "And that planet is being invaded by outsiders. Isn't this a place we often go?"
March [-]: "Next, we must start to show our great achievements!"
however……
……
in the screen.
As soon as the car door opened, a blue-skinned alien flew by on a blue flying dragon.
Behind him, there were countless helicopters chasing him.
March [-] immediately closed the car door.
"How can this be considered repaired?" March [-] punched Pam's temple crazily with her fist. (English subtitle: fix your didi aaaa~)
……
on the screen.
Pam: "Passenger on March [-]th, if you do this again, I will call the police Pam!"
March [-]: "I'm not, I don't have it!"
Walter: "The translation is stable."
Shiluva: "This translation really made me laugh to death."
Xing: "This is back to the world of Avatar."
Kafka: "It seems to be a movie about human beings planning to invade the resources of other planets, right? It seems a bit interesting."
Silver Wolf: "Well, I think it's quite interesting. When I break through the world wall, I'll download this movie and watch it."
……
At this time, the picture on the light screen changed.
Xing held the folder again and stood next to the car door.
"We're here," she said. "Pam said there is a cosmic secret treasure here that will bring disaster. It should be our destination."
(English subtitles: OK le, Pam said he wants to play basketball, should be mission 1.)
"It must be the star core! Hum hum, finally..." March [-] was gearing up again.
……
on the screen.
Sylva: "Translation is still as interesting as ever, hahahaha!"
Walter: "The translation of this video never seems to let us down."
Star: "Pam, are you going to lose weight because you have become too round?"
Pam: "Pam is not fat! (angry)"
Silver Wolf: "I suggest you learn to sing again."
88 Degree Mine Bottom: "If you want to learn, I can teach you."
Sylva: "Oh?? Let me think about it, what I should answer at this time is..."
Sylva: "Wake up!!"
Silver Wolf: "Hmph, hypocritical support is born at the peak, and true believers are witnessed at dusk!"
Star: "Oh! It's on fire!"
March [-]: "Speaking of which, the cosmic-level secret treasure that brought disaster must be the star core that has not escaped!"
Ji Zi: "It sounds like it is indeed a star core."
March [-]: "Hey, then watch me show off my skills!"
but……
……
In the video.
Before March [-] finished speaking, the car door opened, and the second half of her sentence "Finally..." was choked in her throat.
Because outside the car door, a strong man with no hair and pure purple skin was staring at her.
The "Purple Potato Essence" wore a golden glove on his hand. On the glove, five gems shone with light in five colors.
"..." March [-] fell into silence.
Then he found Pam.
"You guys have watched too many movies!" March [-]th pulled Pam's ears again and knocked on her hat.
It can be said that he scored twice.
……
on the screen.
Xing: "It can bring disaster, and it is a universe-level secret treasure. Yes, it is my Infinity Stone!"
Sylva: "If you really want to talk about it, there seems to be nothing wrong with it."
Silver Wolf: "Avengers, well, there is one more movie planned to be downloaded."
Bronya: "You can actually wipe out half of the world's population with a snap of your fingers. Are aliens so scary?!"
Bronya: ""
Seele: "Bronya, that's just a movie."
Esta: "But although it's not that outrageous, there are still existences that can easily destroy a galaxy. For example, the Lord of Annihilation of the Antimatter Legion."
Bronya: "!!!"
Bronya: "The universe is so dangerous!!!"
Esta: "Don't panic, Amber King is protecting you!"
(End of this chapter)