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Chapter 112: The Snake Can’t Urine

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Chapter 112: The Snake Can’t Urine

Chapter 112 The Snake Can’t Urine After midnight. Zhou Dachuan then took Gu Chan to Chunfeng Clinic in a carriage. Getting off the carriage, Gu Chan said, "Go get me some chicken blood tomorrow. As for snake urine, I'll figure it out myself!" "Okay, I'll send it to you tomorrow." Zhou Dachuan agreed and left in a carriage. Gu Chan walked into Chunfeng Medical Clinic carrying the pot of leopard milk. At this time, in the lobby of the clinic, Ma Zhengzheng was sitting at the table waiting. Seeing Gu Chan finally coming back, he hurriedly came over to greet her, "Boss, you're finally back. I was so worried about you." "There's nothing to worry about. It's just a dinner." Gu Chan said nonchalantly. Then she reached into her arms, took out a crab and handed it to Ma Zheng. Ma Zheng took the crab and looked at it with his eyes shining. "Wow! Such a big crab! This is the first time I have seen such a big crab in my life!" "Take it back to your room and eat it quietly. I can only bring back three crabs secretly. I can't fit more. Here are two more. You can quietly give them to my grandfather and your grandmother." Gu Chan said, and took out two more crabs from her arms.

Ma Zheng happily agreed and ran to the second floor with the three crabs. Seeing how happy he was, Gu Chan also smiled. While the three were eating crabs, Gu Chan closed the lobby door, then took the pot of leopard milk and went to the third floor to rest in her room. But what she didn't expect was that as soon as she entered the room and walked to the table and sat down, she saw two big pink fleshy worms flying over from the bed and landing steadily on the table in front of her. Gu Chan was stunned. "What the hell are you doing?" [The master is me! Baidu. ] 【I am Sogou. 】 The two big meat worms answered in succession. When Gu Chan took a closer look, she was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth. They are not big meat worms at all! They are just two pink snakes! However, they are much shorter than other snakes, and their bodies are not long either. Instead, they look like two big meat worms, chubby and very cute. It felt like the two creatures standing in front of me were not living things, but two cute and adorable dolls. How could this not surprise her? Baidu saw Gu Chan's surprised expression and said helplessly, "Master, we really have no other choice. After practicing, we can only transform from eels into baby snakes like this, but not into adult snakes!" [Yes! Maybe we don't have enough spiritual energy. We can grow up by absorbing more of your spiritual energy.] Sogou also sighed. Gu Chanle laughed sweetly, "No, you must not grow up. I would be scared if you grew into big snakes! You are so cute now with your pink skin! You are almost melting my heart." [Master, we are spirit beasts, please be careful with your words.] [Don’t call us cute, call us domineering. ] The two baby snakes gave a serious reminder. Gu Chan smiled from ear to ear, "Okay, okay, you guys can be so domineering now! Stop talking nonsense, I need your help with something."

【What’s the matter?】 Asked by Baidu. Gu Chan didn't explain, she just reached out and took two empty cups and put them in front of them and said, "Quick, each of you pee in me a cup." [Ah?] The two baby snakes said in unison, staring at Gu Chan with their big, sparkling snake eyes. They didn't understand what Gu Chan wanted their urine for. Gu Chan was in an extremely good mood. When she first came back, she was still worried about where to get snake urine tomorrow. Now, the eggs formed by the two yellow eels have hatched these two snake babies, which just solved her urgent problem. As long as she can get two cups of snake urine, she only needs to wait for Zhou Dachuan to bring chicken blood tomorrow, and she can prepare animal aphrodisiac. So Gu Chan immediately started to urge him, "What are you still standing there for? Go pee!" I can’t pee. 【Me too. 】 Both baby snakes were angrily talking. Gu Chan was anxious, "I'm not kidding you, I'm still waiting to use your snake urine to make medicine! Hurry up." [We have just hatched from eggs, we are short of spiritual energy, we haven’t eaten or drunk water yet, how can we urinate! ] Baidu explained. "Then, whatever you want to eat, go to the clinic and find it. I'm tired after a day of work and I'm going to bed. When I wake up tomorrow morning, I must see these two cups are full." Gu Chan gave a strict order. The two baby snakes agreed helplessly, immediately rushed out of the room, and started looking for food in the clinic. Gu Chan ignored them and just lay down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep. Because she was so tired today, she fell asleep quickly after lying down. When she woke up, it was already daybreak outside. Getting up from the bed, Gu Chan put on her clothes and sat down at the table. She rubbed her eyes and looked at the two cups on the table. Just when she looked at it, she found that the two cups were still empty. She immediately shouted, "What's wrong with you two? There's nothing in these two cups. Forget about two cups. Just pee in me two drops!" Two baby snakes quickly jumped out from the quilt and stopped on the table in front of Gu Chan. Baidu said helplessly, "Master, it's not that we don't want to pee! We just can't pee, what can we do?" [How about you go to the lake in the big forest and try to find the spiritual beast green snake. Last time you bit off a piece of its meat, it didn't kill you. This time you ask it for a cup of urine, I'm sure it won't refuse to give it to you!] Sogou suggested. Gu Chan was so angry at them that she put her hand on her forehead and didn't know what to say. "Bang bang bang!" At this time, there were three knocks on the door. Gu Chan perked up and said to the two baby snakes, "Hide under the quilt first, don't let anyone find you. I'll find a way to get you something to hide with, so you can always be with me." [Yes, Master.] The two snake babies responded obediently and quickly hid in the blanket. Gu Chan looked towards the door and said, "Come in." Ma Zheng immediately pushed the door open and walked in to report, "Boss, Shopkeeper Zhou is here with a bowl of chicken blood."

"Yeah!" Gu Chan responded, immediately picked up the pot of leopard milk on the table, and left the room and went downstairs with Ma Zheng. When the two arrived at the lobby, everyone in the clinic was busy some drying medicines and some cleaning. Zhou Dachuan was sitting on the chair on the right, and there was a bowl of red chicken blood on the small table next to him. Seeing Gu Chan coming down, he asked, "How is it, is the snake urine ready?" "Not yet! The snake... seems unable to pee." Gu Chan said with embarrassment. "Ah? What should I do then?" Zhou Dachuan spread his hands, completely dumbfounded. He only found out today that snakes can't urinate. Gu Chan walked over and sat down beside him, supporting her head with her hands. For a moment, she really didn't know what to do. (End of this chapter)

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