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Chapter 228: Funny, Batman is coming

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Chapter 228: Funny, Batman is coming

Chapter 228 Funny, Batman is coming Gu Chan had just pretended to be unconscious when she heard a whooshing sound outside the yard. Then a black figure, like a mouse, jumped directly into the yard from outside the yard. This man was wearing a nightgown and a long black cloak. The funniest thing was that he was wearing a half black mask on his face, which only covered the upper half of his face above his nose, leaving his mouth and chin exposed. Gu Chan was sitting in the lobby, squinting her eyes and glancing at him, almost laughing out loud. The point is, this guy's outfit is really funny. You can say he is a knight! His clothes are a bit different. You can say he is a killer! But the temperament highlighted by his clothes doesn't seem like it. This really reminded Gu Chan of the time when she boasted at the border before and made up an identity as a bat that robbed the rich and helped the poor, but in fact, there was no such person at all. The guy who broke in in a mysterious way was dressed a bit like Batman. After the man in black jumped into the yard, he did not rush into the lobby. Instead, he stood outside and observed. After he was sure that Gu Chan was sitting unconscious on the chair inside, he walked in carefully. Step by step, he approached Gu Chan, took out a dagger from his left sleeve and held it across his chest, and said in a cold voice, "Little devil, it's your fault that you offended someone you shouldn't have offended. Tonight, I, Batman, will make you die a quick death. I hope you will be reborn into a good family in your next life." After saying that, he quickly rushed to Gu Chan, raised the dagger in his hand and stabbed it into Gu Chan's chest.

Just when the dagger was about to pierce Gu Chan's chest, she suddenly opened her eyes, raised her right foot and kicked the man in black hard in the chest, "Fuck you." "Ah!" The man in black screamed. He was caught off guard and kicked by Gu Chan. He flew backwards and fell into the yard outside the lobby in an instant. "puff!" The moment he stood up, the man in black opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood. Gu Chan put Ouyang Wan'er on the chair, then flew out in a flash, secretly activated her physical skills to make her body as hard as steel, then she raised her fists and started beating the man in black who was lying on the ground. "Bang bang bang..." Immediately, deafening bangs were heard in the yard. "Ah ah ah..." What followed was the black-clad man's scream, like a pig being slaughtered. Gu Chan beat him and scolded him, "You think you're Batman? I think you're almost like Pig Man, you're as stupid as a pig, how dare you come and kill me?" "I let you play tricks on me, and today I will beat you to death." "Die to me." "Bang bang bang..." Gu Chan beat him more and more vigorously, and before long, the man in black was beaten to the ground, unable to move. The funny thing is, when he came in just now, he looked confident, but now he was beaten black and blue by Gu Chan, and his whole head was swollen like a pig's head. I guarantee that even his mother wouldn't recognize him if she saw him. Gu Chan stopped when she saw that the bastard was unable to move. She raised her foot and stepped on his chest and shouted coldly, "Tell me, who sent you to kill me?" "Hmph! I, Batman, am a chivalrous man who robs the rich and helps the poor. How can I be a coward who is afraid of death? Today, I have been ambushed by a villain like you and I have fallen into your hands. Then I accept it. You can kill me or chop me up as you please." The man in black lay on the ground, gritting his teeth and holding on, trying to be extremely stubborn. "Hehehe..." Gu Chan laughed at his teasing. She really didn't expect that this guy was so strong-willed. The man in black still said stubbornly, "Come on! Do it! Give me a quick death. I, Batman, am not afraid of death."

"Oh! I'm really impressed. You really think you are Batman. Do you know that the real Batman is me? When we were at the border, it was me who stole the silver and spiritual herbs from Wang Yuan's treasury. I was afraid that the silver would be distributed to everyone in Jiuyang Village, so I created a Batman who robs the rich and helps the poor to cover up my tracks." Gu Chan couldn't help it anymore and finally told the secret that she had kept in her heart for a long time. The man in black suddenly fell to the ground in shock, completely dumbfounded. Gu Chan added, "If you don't believe me, you can ask my younger brother Ma Zheng about this. He also knows about it." "Don't give me that crap. How can a little kid like you make up a hero like Batman?" The man in black came to his senses and didn't believe it at all. "Then let me ask you, you are pretty good at fighting, right? You are a magician and your physical skills are also pretty good, so how come you can't beat me? I have the ability to create a Batman persona, do you understand?" Gu Chan choked. The man in black was speechless. He did not deny that what Gu Chan said was absolutely correct, but it was impossible for him to believe that Batman was a character created by a child. Seeing that she couldn't make sense, Gu Chan didn't want to continue to dwell on this issue, so she said, "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Just tell me, did Xu Renjie send you to kill me?" "No comment." The man in black said stubbornly. "Then I advise you to think it over carefully. If you are willing to tell the truth, not only will I let you go, but I can also help you get more money from Xu Renjie, so that you can truly rob the rich and help the poor." Gu Chan said cunningly. "This..." The man in black was speechless and obviously began to waver. Gu Chan struck while the iron was hot and said, "If you don't believe that Batman is a hero created by me, then you should at least believe that Batman is indeed a great hero who robs the rich and helps the poor! You don't rob those rich and unkind people, but instead come to kill a veterinarian like me. Aren't you tarnishing the title of Batman?" "You are not a good person either. Young Master Xu told me that in order to make your own Xuan Beast become the son-in-law of the Liu family, you secretly poisoned his Xuan Beast and killed it. You are despicable and shameless." The man in black cursed. "Oh! So that's what he told you! Then you were really fooled by him. There were a lot of people there that night. If you don't believe me, go ask someone. He was obviously shameless and ruthless. He forced his mysterious beast to eat my mysterious beast Mickey into its stomach, and only then did Mickey succeed and crawled out of his mysterious beast's stomach and killed it." Gu Chan explained briefly. The man in black widened his eyes and said, "Are you telling the truth?" "It's absolutely true. If I'm lying, I'll be struck by lightning and die a miserable death. Everyone who was present that night can testify to this." Gu Chan raised his hand and swore without any hesitation. "Damn it, this damn Xu Renjie actually dared to lie to me, he really is a bastard!" The man in black clenched his fists, cursed loudly, and gritted his teeth in anger. If he had known the truth earlier, he would definitely not have taken the order. In other words, the reason why he was beaten so badly by Gu Chan tonight was all because of that bastard Xu Renjie! How could he not hate Xu Renjie? (End of this chapter)

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