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Chapter 265: Strong and a bit exciting

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Chapter 265: Strong and a bit exciting

Chapter 265: Strong and a bit exciting The chimpanzee slumped down on the ground, looking disappointed and saying, "I really miss the feeling of tourists handing me cigarettes in the zoo! Now I want to have a bite of cigarettes, how comfortable it feels." Gu Chan chuckled and suddenly an idea came to her mind. She reached into the bag on her waist, took out a handful of herbs, used her spiritual energy to grind them into powder, then took out a piece of paper wrapping the medicine, put the powder into the paper and rolled it up. Soon, something like a cigarette appeared in her hand. Gu Chan handed it to the chimpanzee and said, "It's made of medicinal powder. You can just make do with it." “You still have herbs in this bag?” the chimpanzee asked. "Of course, I'm a veterinarian! Of course I have to carry herbs with me." Gu Chan said with a smile. After saying that, she reached into her bag again, took out a fire starter, blew it up and put it to the chimpanzee's mouth. The chimpanzee quickly put the medicinal smoke into his mouth and then lowered his head to light it. "call……" After lighting it, he took a deep breath, exhaled a puff of white smoke, and immediately closed his eyes and said, "Damn! The medicinal cigarette you made is much stronger than Huazi's."

"The herbs I just took out are all refreshing herbs. They do not contain nicotine. With the blessing of my spiritual energy, they naturally taste good and are strong." Gu Chan said proudly. The chimpanzee held the cigarette in his right hand and put it to her lips and said, "Take a puff." [“I don’t know how! I’ve never smoked.” Gu Chan quickly shook her head. She's a woman, why would she smoke? The chimpanzee encouraged her, "It's very comfortable, and you are a man! If a man doesn't smoke, he will live in vain." "Uh..." Gu Chan was speechless. "Come on! Try it. You made your own medicinal cigarette. If you don't even take a puff, how do you know what it tastes like?" the chimpanzee said again. Gu Chan put his hand on his chin and thought secretly. The chimpanzee's words just now reminded her that there is no such thing as cigarettes rolled up with paper in this world. It is the kind of cigarettes that her grandfather Zhang Wanshan smokes, the kind with long pipes. As for that kind of dry tobacco! She had smelled it before and found the smell was really pungent and not pleasant at all, so it didn't become popular and not many people were willing to smoke that stuff, so an industrial chain couldn't be formed. If the medicinal cigarette she made tastes good, is refreshing, does not contain nicotine, is not addictive, and is good for the human body, then why doesn't she mass-produce it and make a fortune? Thinking of this, Gu Chan immediately smiled and said, "Okay, it's rare that we can meet in this world today, I will sacrifice my life to accompany you, and accompany you for one." “That’s right! That’s what a man should be like.” The chimpanzee laughed. Gu Chan immediately put her mouth close to it, bit the cigarette and took a deep puff. "Cough cough cough... Since it was her first time smoking, she was not used to it. When the cigarette entered her mouth, it choked her and made her cough. 【Hahaha……】 The chimpanzee laughed out loud at her amusement and put the medicinal cigarette to his lips and started to inhale it. After coughing for a while, Gu Chan adjusted herself and continued to take a few puffs. She slowly began to savor the taste of the medicinal smoke, inhaled the smoke into her body, and began to use her spiritual energy to analyze the smoke to see if it would harm the human body. But the facts were somewhat beyond Gu Chan's expectations.

Since the medicinal smoke is made of herbs from this world, and these herbs have powerful medicinal effects, the smoke produced after the medicinal smoke is burned and enters the human body, not only does it not cause much harm to the human body, but it can actually make people refreshed and has no harm to the lungs. On the contrary, the powerful medicinal effect of the medicinal smoke can also nourish the lungs. "Oh my god! This is much better than modern cigarettes. Modern cigarettes are harmful to the body, but my medicinal cigarettes are not harmful to the body, but beneficial to the body. If this is really promoted in the future, I will make a lot of money!" After finding out all this, Gu Chan couldn't help but mutter with joy. But as soon as she finished muttering, she felt dizzy, causing her legs to lose stability and she quickly fell beside the chimpanzee. The chimpanzee was also shaking his head at this moment, obviously a little high. Gu Chan shook her head to suppress the dizziness in her head, raised her head to look at the unconscious gorilla, and frowned, "It seems that too many herbs were added, and the effect is too strong, even the chimpanzee can't bear it. If you want to make this kind of medicinal smoke in the future, you have to consider adding something else to it, and it can't be all herbs." After saying that, Gu Chan leaned against the chimpanzee and slowly fell asleep. During this period of time, she was indeed very nervous, and the constant rushing on the road had made it difficult for her to sleep well. Now, with the help of the medicinal smoke, her body and mind began to slowly relax, and she was finally able to fall asleep comfortably. After the chimpanzee finished smoking the cigarette in his hand, he lay down on the ground comfortably, closed his eyes and fell asleep. The man and the ape snuggled together and slept soundly. Early the next morning. Gu Chan and the chimpanzee woke up one after another. Because they slept very comfortably last night, they all felt relaxed and happy when they woke up. The chimpanzee took the two biscuits he had treasured and said to Gu Chan, "It's time for breakfast." "This...is this made of human flesh?" Gu Chan said tremblingly. [No, this was made for me by my keeper when I was in modern times. I didn’t have time to eat it before I accidentally fell from a tree. When I woke up, I ran into this world with these two cakes in my hands.] The chimpanzee explained. Gu Chan nodded repeatedly after listening to this. Only then did she understand that the chimpanzee came to this world because it accidentally fell from a tree. The chimpanzee asked, "By the way, how did you get here?" "I'm not too sure. I was just too tired that day and fell asleep. Then when I woke up, I traveled through time. I don't know if I died suddenly. And this body is not mine. It's like what is written in those time-travel novels. I traveled through time with my soul, and you should be traveling through time with your body." Gu Chan said with her hands spread out. The chimpanzee understood the situation and didn't ask any more questions. It handed a cake to Gu Chan and started eating the other cake. Gu Chan took the cake in her hand, put it to her mouth and took a bite. Dry! The taste is like dried mud that has been stored for several years. It has no flavor when you chew it in your mouth and you can't swallow it at all! After returning the cake to the chimpanzee, Gu Chan said, "Take a bite and taste the flavor of home. I won't eat it. You can keep it and take it out to look at it when you miss home." [Yeah! Every time I miss the zoo, I take out the biscuit and take a bite. I don’t know if we can ever go back to the modern world!] The chimpanzee said with great nostalgia. Gu Chan was speechless, with a look of helplessness on her face. Yes! She also wanted to know if she could ever go back to the modern era! (End of this chapter)

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