Chapter 73: Borrow your knife for use "Yin Xiu's rice sausage has done me terrible harm!"
Da Sang took a long drag on his cigarette and complained to the gangbang.
"He borrowed a car, a guy or something, even a boat. I had a way to lend it to him, but he borrowed an airship from me!"
Da Sang stretched out his hands and made a gesture.
"Such a big airship! How many years of land do we have to collect before we can afford it? And we may not be able to get a license, but there is no way. Who said I owe him a favor?"
"So I went to a boss to borrow it, and after all the hard talk, he finally agreed to lend it to me."
"I thought the guy borrowed the airship just to go for a ride."
Da Sang seemed to suddenly remember something terrible, and he suddenly covered his forehead with his hands.
"I didn't expect that he was going to commit a terrorist attack! He hit the building! The entire roof of such a big warehouse was burned down! It took three fire trucks to finish it!"
Kuanbao patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "As long as no one was killed, let alone dead people, I heard that no one was even scratched."
"Good? Good what!"
When Da Sang looked at him, his eyes were already red, "Urban Construction Bureau, Traffic Management Bureau, police! And my boss is now looking for it weren't for the fact that I was actually playing cards with a few detectives that day and had some alibi, I would have run away by now. "
Chuan Bao still had a relaxed expression and said: "I didn't expect that, that guy is quite creative. No matter how much medicine I take, I can't think of flying an airship to set fire to him."
The two were chatting, and Yin Xiu had slowly walked up.
The Zhoutian Demon Searching Formation was launched two days later. He didn't know how to set up the formation, so he was called away from the scene by Uncle Ming and came out to prepare materials.
"Hi, Brother Chuanbao and Brother Dasang, both of them are here. Just in time, I brought some offal and wine."
Seeing Yin Xiu coming, Da Sang didn't know what face and expression to face him with. The fat on his face was tangled, which looked very strange.
"What, are you possessed?"
Yin Xiu said that he was going to touch the talisman paper.
Kuanbao quickly stopped him and said, "Fat man, he just has a stomachache. It's nothing important. He can just eat something."
"That's just right, I brought pig offal."
Yin Xiu unwrapped the package, revealing the hot pork offal inside, including vermicelli, large intestine, pork liver, pork loin, and several dark pieces of meat that looked like their meridians were intertwined.
"Why, you Taoist priests also eat such strong tastes?" Chuan Bao asked in surprise.
"What's the point? Strictly speaking, we are just Taoist priests, not monks, so we don't have to pay that much attention."
"That's true." Chuanbao nodded, "A few days ago I saw a few monks from Hongde Temple, each of them chartering a carriage and riding along the river with a few women in their arms."
Da Sang glanced at him and said, "Quanbao, you have exposed the privacy of the guests again."
Chuan Bao laughed and said: "Big funeral, you forgot, Bolan Street is not my territory, no matter how rich those guys are, they are not my guests."
He grinned widely, "They can play whatever they want anyway, just don't forget to pay them."
Yin Xiu just listened to the two of them chatting, pierced a piece of pork sausage with a bamboo skewer and stuffed it into his mouth, mixed it with a sip of wine, felt happy all over, and let out a long sigh of relief.
Then he started to talk about the reason for his visit today. "The airship I borrowed from you last time must be quite expensive, right?"
"It's not expensive either." Da Sang waved his hand, "Not counting other decorations, it's only 10 yuan."
10 yuan? The pig lungs in Yin Xiu's hands suddenly lost their aroma.
He originally thought that although the airship was expensive, it was not that expensive. He would be able to repay it by living frugally and paying back 20 yuan every month. Now he would not be able to finish it even if he died in the factory.
"Don't worry, the airship was insured. Because there were no casualties, the insurance company was quite happy. At least it didn't have to pay an extra sum of money."
Da Sang knocked on the table and said, "I've already taken care of the boss's side. We've got a few more drinks."
"That's really troublesome for you." Yin Xiu said sincerely.
"Hey, what's the trouble? We're all brothers. Although you are a Taoist priest and you can't cut off chicken heads or burn yellow paper with us, but we have been through life and death so many times, and our friendship is here! Let alone borrowing the airship, just borrow this human head It’s not a problem for you either.”
"That's right!"
Yin Xiu slammed the table, "This is what I've been waiting for!"
"No..." Da Sang was stunned for a moment, "Brother, I just said it casually, don't you really want it?"
He suddenly remembered some weird methods. Some sects would refine the souls of extremely fierce people and turn them into magical weapons or ghost generals for driving.
Da Sang couldn't help but feel cold sweat breaking out on his neck.
But Yin Xiu changed the topic and said calmly: "Have you heard about the zombies happening all over Hong Kong Island recently?"
Da Sang nodded repeatedly, "Hey, it's such a big fuss. Didn't you see that there's no business on Bolan Street recently? Not to mention those customers don't dare to come, even the grooms don't dare to run around with the girls under him. .”
Chuan Bao also scratched his armpit a few times, "Who can say otherwise? Those zombies on the street have made the street lifeless at all. I am a flower stall, and now I have no time to swat flies every day. It's miserable."
Yin Xiu whispered: "The zombies will disappear soon. In the past few days, our Taoist sect is preparing to set up a execution ground and catch all the zombies."
When the two heard the news, their eyes lit up.
"Okay! Let me tell you, those apostles invited by the foreign devils, do they know them? Are they going to use holy water and crosses to deal with zombies? Kill them one by one. Just the day before yesterday, several demon hunters ran to round up the zombies. The next day the zombies They were not caught, and instead they were lying on the street with their blood sucked dry.”
Kuanbao curled his lips, "I think they are just using the excuse of catching zombies to come to us to collect fees. Now that's good, we can do it ourselves."
Da Sang laughed and slapped his thigh repeatedly: "My brother catches zombies, I feel so x-faced!"
Then he added: "Brother, is there anything you can do for us? We don't know how to catch zombies, draw talismans or anything like that, but just call us if you want to hack friends, and we'll just have a bowl of fish egg soup for each of you."
Yin Xiu also laughed, patted him on the shoulder and said: "There is really one thing, but you don't need to take action. I heard that He Lisheng's main hall has a ghost-headed sword, which is a great sword." The general has used it to slay dragons, split thunder and lightning, and is as strong as the sun."
After Yin Xiu finished speaking, Da Sang and Chuan Bao's expressions became a little embarrassed.
"What, it's not easy to handle?" Yin Xiu asked.
"It's very difficult! It's a family heirloom. Although I know that Brother Yin wants to borrow it to slay demons and eliminate demons, and is selfless, I believe you are useless. You have to have your uncles and Longtou believe in you."
Yin Xiu grinned, "Then if I return it after using it, do you think they will find out?"
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