The one driving the second carriage was Qian Chuan'er, and the one leaning against Qian Chuan'er on the carriage was Erhanzi. There were two soldiers sitting at the back of the carriage, and in between were a dozen or so little brats with beards.
Old Huo is very wary.
Because he had been a bandit himself, he understood that bandits must be strictly guarded against, so he tied two ropes around those people and sent people to watch them.
Although the bearded men were known for their murders and robbery, there were also some petty thieves among them. If these people were not careful, it was entirely possible that the bearded men would escape or that the bearded men would steal their guns.
"How old are you?" Erhanzi was chatting with one of the youngest kids.
"Little guy" is a general term for the minions among the Northeastern bandits, and the little guy that Erhanzi was talking to was obviously not very old.
"Sixteen," the kid replied.
"What's your name?" Erhanzi asked again.
"A small dustpan." The kid answered again.
"Ha!" The kid's answer immediately made Erhanzi laugh.
But then Erhanzi remembered that he was scolding the kid, so he should be serious. So he frowned again and said, "Why do you have to make a beard when there are so many other things to do?"
"I have no parents and the boss feeds me. If I don't become a bandit, will you support me?" The kid sneered at Erhanzi's words.
"This - even if there is nothing to eat, it can't be used as a beard!" Erhanzi has always been tongue-tied. He wanted to scold others, but he didn't expect that the little dustpan was so eloquent that he couldn't convince him at all.
"Hmph, don't you feel the pain in your waist when you're talking while standing?" Xiao Boji glanced at Erhanzi and said unhappily. It seemed that he was not a good person.
"A grown man must learn, learn, learn--" Erhanzi scratched his head, not knowing what to say.
In fact, Erhan meant that a grown man should learn to be self-reliant, but he could not read many words, and he could not say the words "be self-reliant" when they came to his lips.
"Why are you scolding me with that stuttering look on your face? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?" Xiao Boji naturally saw through Erhanzi's honesty and started to mock him sarcastically.
Although Sixteen was an adult, he still had the heart of a child. Even if a child was captured, he would still refuse to admit defeat. On the other hand, an adult would never argue with a fool, as it would be a waste of time to get beaten up.
"You have to learn to cook for yourself. Oh, that's right, it's called being self-reliant. You have to be self-reliant!" The fool, whose face turned red, finally remembered this idiom.
"Haha." Erhanzi amused Xiaobaizi, "You've tied me up, how can I stand on my own? If I need to pee later, you'll have to take off my pants for me."
"Let me take off your pants, you shameless bastard! I'm going to slap you in the face!" Erhanzi threatened Xiaoboji.
"You are bragging, I don't believe you!" Xiao Duzi challenged.
"Little Boji, shut up!" At this time, another bearded man next to him spoke. The man was in his thirties and had a fierce look on his face. He was afraid of Little Boji as soon as he saw him, so Little Boji pouted and kept silent.
Don’t people often say that kind people are often bullied and kind horses are often ridden?
At first glance, the man with the beard was tied up, but he looked fierce, and he was obviously a bad guy. But don't look at him, Erhanzi, just look at him holding a gun, and he is obviously a good guy.
So a strange thing happened. Xiao Boji was not afraid, but Erhanzi was afraid of the bearded accomplice whose hands and feet were tied.
But Xiao Boji didn't say anything, but Erhanzi wanted to continue chatting with Xiao Boji.
People have another characteristic: those with honest personalities like those who are smart and clever, and this is especially true for those who are simple-minded.
"It's too late to shut up now. Do you want me to cut your kettle into pieces?" Seeing that Xiao Duji didn't say anything, Erhanzi actually took off the kettle from his waist.
He grasped the thin spout of the kettle and smashed it towards the small winnowing basket, and the water in the kettle made a "splashing" sound.
No matter how eloquent Xiao Boji was, he was now a prisoner, so he could only hide subconsciously.
But where can he hide?
Wang Laomao's way of tying people up was to tie them all together with two ropes. That didn't mean tying up A, B, and C in order, but tying all three of them together.
The dustpan's movement naturally affected the people around it, but with his small body, how could he possibly move others? He had nowhere to hide!
"Hahahaha", Erhanzi grinned with his big lips. He originally wanted to scare Xiaoboji.
And then Erhanzi really unscrewed the lid of the kettle and handed the kettle to the mouth of the small dustpan.
At this point, the little dustpan finally understood that Erhanzi was just joking with him, so he said, "Don't choke me with water!"
"No, no, drink it!" After making the joke, Erhanzi returned to his extremely honest nature.
Sure enough, after being fed by him, Xiao Boji drank a few sips of water and then snorted, as if it was his due that Erhanzi gave him water.
Qian Chuan'er, who was driving the carriage, looked back and shook his head helplessly. Erhanzi was just that honest.
He and Erhanzi grew up together. Erhanzi originally had a younger brother, but later his younger brother fell ill and died, which made Erhanzi very sad.
Qian Chuan'er guessed that Erhanzi probably thought of his lost brother when he saw the small dustpan.
The bearded men in the car were all tied up like dumplings. Qian Chuan'er was not afraid that these bearded men would do anything wrong, so he let Erhanzi and Xiaoboji continue chatting.
At this time, no one spoke in the third carriage behind.
Sitting in the carriage were the rest of Shang Zhen's soldiers.
Hou Kanshan held his rifle with an expressionless face, but when his eyes saw Qian Chuan and Erhanzi in front of him, a hint of hatred was revealed.
As for why Hou Kanshan hated Qian Chuan'er and Erhanzi, it was of course because after he was drugged, Qian Chuan'er and Erhanzi actually gave him something called "Ren Zhong Huang" to drink in order to detoxify him!
What is Ren Zhong Huang? The name sounds quite high-end and classy, but if you think about what in the human body is yellow and why you have to cover your nose, the answer is obvious.
Traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine are very different. Western medicine medicines are all extracted and processed by chemical methods, but in traditional Chinese medicine, everything can be used as medicine, so you can imagine what Ren Zhong Huang is.
Both Mongolian and Chinese medicines are made from Datura flowers.
Generally speaking, if you are drugged and have a mild case, you can usually spray it with water, while if it is a serious case, you need to use licorice, but what does it have to do with the person who has been drugged?
But who would have thought that the man Zhong Huang actually woke Hou Kanshan up.
As for the principle behind it, Qian Chuaner explained it later.
He said he had once heard someone talk about a book called "Seven Heroes and Five Gallants".
There is a story about why the prince was poisoned by puffer fish, and why the princes used Ren Zhong Huang to detoxify him.
Does Ren Zhong Huang really detoxify? Actually, no, it just uses its smell to stimulate you to vomit.
The smell of Ren Zhong Huang can definitely make people vomit out the food they have eaten, and it can also make people vomit out the wine containing knockout drugs. You see, isn’t the poison detoxified?
When Hou Kanshan found out that Qian Chuan'er and Erhanzi had used Ren Zhong Huang to detoxify him, he felt so ashamed and embarrassed that he wanted to die. But then he discovered that he had no way to deal with Qian Chuan'er and Erhanzi at all!
They were trying to save you and they brought you back to life. Even though they used Ren Zhong Huang, they had good intentions. You can't turn against them because of this!
Why didn't Qian Chuan'er let others drink Ren Zhong Huang? Who asked you, Hou Kanshan Chan, to drink it first?
Even though he was forced to drink a lot of that stuff, he felt so aggrieved that he couldn't resist.
Oh, just this matter, you say that Monkey Kaishan was very upset. When had he ever suffered such a loss before? But he just couldn't say anything!
All Chinese people know the Chinese idiom "a dumb person eating coptis chinensis - unable to express his pain".
But right after this incident, other Northeast Army soldiers invented a new idiom: Hou Kanshan eats the yellow of the human body - it stinks but can't describe it!
Because of this incident, Hou Kanshan wanted to die, but even if he really wanted to die, some people had already thought of a way for him to die!
Because Wang Laomao, the person Hou Kanshan relied on, had already told him directly how to die.
Wang Laomao was of course very direct in his words. He said to Hou Kanshan: "Look at how you got by with your ugly face. Why don't you just piss yourself to death?"
Listen! Listen! Piss and die!
I might as well drink Ren Zhong Huang, at least I can get enough to eat!
Hou Kanshan, who believes that a good death is worse than a miserable life, can only comfort himself in this way.
Chapter 93: We Are All Bearded Men, But We Don’t Fight Each Other