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Tricked Into Delivering Takeout In The Name Of Immortality?

Tricked Into Delivering Takeout In The Name Of Immortality?

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Chapter 9: Please follow local customs

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Chapter 9: Please follow local customs

“Xiao Zhang, get a suit for this…”

Su Mei stopped halfway through her sentence and turned to look at Song Heqing, “What’s your name?”

“Qin Chu.” Song Heqing replied earnestly.

“Alright.”

Su Mei glanced at him, then instructed her subordinate.

After Song Heqing entered the changing room and put on a suit, Xiao Zhang immediately stepped forward, took a photo of him with a camera, then printed it out and put it into an employee ID card.

“Qiannuo.”

“Qin Chu.”

“Position: Translator.”

… “I say, are you guys really that casual?”

“Don’t be silly, Gamaier is our big client; we can’t be informal.”

Xiao Zhang chuckled, then looked at Song Heqing in amazement, “This suit actually fits quite well…”

“Is it your boyfriend’s?” Song Heqing teased.

“Get out of here, it’s our Su Mei’s.” Xiao Zhang pouted.

“Then it’s her boyfriend’s…” Song Heqing laughed.

“She’s always been single, where would she get a boyfriend?” Xiao Zhang playfully scolded.

“Then whose clothes are these? She couldn’t possibly like to cosplay as a man, could she?”

As soon as Song Heqing finished speaking, he felt a chill down his spine.

He turned his head and met a slightly angry face.

“I’ll go get to work now.”

Xiao Zhang said, lowering his head, then quickly slipped away.

“Follow me.”

Su Mei glared at Song Heqing, then walked towards the conference room.

Gamaier was already seated there.

“Hello, Mr. Muhammad, I am Song… I will be your translator for this business.” Song Heqing shook his hand, then smiled wryly, “We sincerely apologize for our rashness, but our translator also ate seafood yesterday, perhaps at the same place as your translator.”

“Hahahaha.”

Gamaier burst into laughter, “Song, you are a very interesting person.”

“I hope we can reach a collaboration.” Song Heqing smiled.

“I hope so too.”

Gamaier smiled, then looked at Su Mei, who was standing on the stage, signaling her to begin.

Su Mei professionally began to introduce the background of “Qiannuo” and its current featured products.

Song Heqing also conscientiously began translating, but twenty minutes later, he and Gamaier both yawned simultaneously.

“Song, this is very boring.”

“I think so too.”

Song Heqing sighed, “Our CEO, she understands perfume, but she doesn’t understand women… and even less so, men.”

“Oh, how do you mean?” Gamaier asked curiously.

“What is perfume? It’s not just a fragrance; it’s actually a seasoning of time, allowing memories to carry a hint of stimulation.”

Song Heqing pointed to the perfume, “Scent is used to stimulate sensory nerves, especially perfume. It makes men and women more easily infatuated with it, doesn’t it?”

“Very well said.”

Gamaier gave a thumbs up, “Perfume is just a seasoning of time, allowing memories to carry a hint of stimulation… That’s a truly excellent line. Can I use it for GG’s slogan?”

“Of course, if the contract is signed, consider it our gift to you. Of course… if the contract isn’t signed, then prepare for a lawyer’s letter.” Song Heqing shrugged.

“Hahahaha.”

Gamaier burst into laughter.

“Muhammad, you’ve actually already made up your mind… haven’t you?”

Song Heqing chuckled, “For people from your country, as long as it has the words ‘Huaxia’ in it, that’s enough. As for choosing a partner, as long as it’s not too unpleasant, you can basically accept it, right?”

“Right.”

Gamaier teased, “Our country is very fascinated by Huaxia culture now… especially the classical incense you introduced earlier. I think if that appeared in our country, it would definitely cause a craze.”

“Then it’s settled.”

Song Heqing pointed to his nose, “Buying perfume shouldn’t be about looking at a PPT, but about trusting your nose… But your plane ticket should be for tomorrow, right?”

“How did you know?” Gamaier asked in surprise.

“Because if you don’t have a layover or a private jet, the flight to Carter… there’s only one tomorrow from Shanghai, and our neighboring city doesn’t have any.”

Song Heqing shrugged, “Since you’ve already made up your mind, why don’t I take you out to look around? It’s boring to listen to this here.”

“Song, this is business after all…”

Before Gamaier could finish speaking, he saw Song Heqing pull Su Mei to sit beside him, then took out his phone and snapped several photos.

“These photos are enough for you to go back and deal with it. How about I take you to a place with many beautiful women where we can chat?”

“This… alright.”

Gamaier looked rather troubled, “Song, you know our doctrine… it doesn’t allow us to do anything out of line.”

“Mr. Gamaier, this is business… Although you are the client, you cannot be so arrogant and reject our good intentions, can you? So please, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.”

Song Heqing’s face was utterly serious, which startled Su Mei and the others.

“Song, you’re right.”

Gamaier also said seriously, “I think I should do as the Romans do… After all, I am a businessman.”

“Then let’s go.” Song Heqing stood up.

“Alright.”

Gamaier also stood up.

“Give me a card, and then give me the car keys and license plate. Before work ends, I’ll bring the contract back to you.” Song Heqing turned to Su Mei.

“You…”

Su Mei gritted her teeth, “I’ll agree to all your demands, but I have to go with you.”

“That works too.”

Song Heqing shrugged indifferently.

Half an hour later.

At the foot massage parlor.

After changing clothes, the three lay there for a massage.

Compared to Su Mei, who was dying of embarrassment, Song Heqing and Gamaier were both very calm.

The two even ordered a bottle of brandy and chatted while drinking.

After half a bottle of wine, Song Heqing clapped his hands.

Two foreign women immediately entered, smiling at Gamaier.

“Muhammad, is your English still good? Do you want me to translate for you?” Song Heqing teased.

“No need… I think body language can better express how I feel right now.” Gamaier took a deep breath.

“Please, go ahead…”

Song Heqing smiled and waved his hand.

Gamaier immediately walked out with a serious expression.

Song Heqing then glanced at the massage girl.

“I’ll pay for the full session for you. Go rest.”

“Ah? I…”

“I don’t want to repeat myself.”

“Yes.”

The massage girl glanced at him, then at Su Mei, and turned to leave.

“Who exactly are you?” Su Mei gritted her teeth.

“A delivery guy.”

Song Heqing raised his hand and looked at his watch, “That guy will be at least another hour… I’ll charge you 100,000 for everything.”

“Another hour… How do you know?” Su Mei was stunned.

“Because…”

Song Heqing threw a pillbox on the table, “Viagra’s effect lasts about that long, even though I only used half a pill.”

“You…”

Su Mei’s pupils contracted violently.

This guy must be crazy, right?

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