Chapter 27 The first rule of entry?Plant Ash Whitening Bath Mud On the first day when Lu Yisi officially moved into the Taoist temple, he silently wrote down the new first rule of entry.
The first rule: Making money is the primary task of spiritual practice. We must treat all obstacles on the way equally - if we don't give him a seat, we can't be happy, then we have no choice but to be sorry and change hands and become an old man and pick up an AK47!
Cuifen supervises Lu Yisi sadly, lamenting that a generation of good young people will go astray.
It wants to wake up the gang leader's new fanboys and warn them that such behavior is illegal in modern times.
Lu Yisi finally came to his senses after writing silently for the 99th time, and he raised his hand seriously.
Cuifen was very excited.
I thought my little fanboy could still be saved.
just heard.
Lu Yisi said seriously: "Master, what if you don't have an AK47 in your hand?"
Cuifen: "..."
This child is hopeless, bury him!
Shi Sang rolled up his sleeves and said to Niba: "If you don't have any conditions, you have to do it even if you create conditions. Remember, those who achieve great things don't stick to formalities."
Lu Yisi nodded heavily.
When he had just joined the division and was still in the learning stage, he once kept this sentence firmly in mind.
later.
Too late to The merit gained by Shi Sang was enough to unlock the space power of a black chess piece. She threw the spiritual stone in the chess piece into the well, and the water in the well would be dyed with spiritual energy. After mixing the mud, she divided the mud into lumps and waited for drying. .
Cuifen was squatting next to the mud and drooling. She didn't know why ordinary plant ash mixed with ordinary well water could emit such compelling aura.
It just wants the bandit leader to reward it with a lump of bath salt, oh no, bath mud, so that it can be reborn.
Shi Sang closed Cuifen's chin manually: "It's hard for me to help you with your mouth."
Cuifen flatters people and pats her chest to show that she will go through fire and water for the bandit leader without any hesitation.
Shi Sang touched Cuifen with his muddy hands: "Well, since you insist on paying for the teacher, I can't destroy your nature. Go ahead, Cuifen, seduce the lost client and make a deal. A commission for a lump of bath mud.”
Cuifen ran out with high spirits.
Lu Yisi sat in Mazar with a pen in hand, looking sympathetically at the lame goose who had been fooled.
During dinner, Shi Sang clearly said that every member of the Taoist temple has a monthly ritual, and Niba is just one of them.
It's a pity that Goose Goose has such a small brain. Even if he is sold in the future, he will still help count the money.
The teacher’s responsibility for making money depends on him——by. Lu Yisi
· The breeze left a kiss and slipped away quietly.
The redwoods in March are tall and straight, with only their naughty branches and leaves swaying from time to time, dancing with the wind.
On the green mountain path.
The boy who was one step behind the girl pushed his curly hair back and took a sip of purified water: "Then is the powerful anchor Shi Sang really in this mountain? Don't make a mistake."
The girl walking in front did not pause. She looked at the map on her phone and her steps were very determined.
Until the two of them went around in a circle.
The young man screamed and hugged a tree, unwilling to continue walking: "Ah ah ah! Sheng Xiaoer, we have walked this road, tell me honestly, are you a road addict!?"
Sheng Er was extremely confident: "I can't be."
Ning Aiao couldn't understand where Sheng Er's confidence came from: "Why is it impossible?"
Sheng Er Zhan Jin Jie Tie said: "My sister is not, and I am definitely not the same."
Ning Aiao: "..."
There is a connection between the two!
He and Sheng Er grew up together, why can't they still connect with each other's brain circuits? Is it because he is not a fan of his sister? ? Sheng Er didn't know the young man behind her was shouting in her heart. She had something important to ask Shi Sang.
In the past few days, she applied for Lianmai many times in Shisang's live broadcast room, but every time she was not destined to be the right one, she had no choice but to go there in person.
I thought that the difficulties and obstacles came after meeting Shi Sang, but how could I have thought that "the late emperor died halfway through his career"! Sheng Er encouraged himself.
This little difficulty is nothing.
Another half hour later.
Ning Aosheng was helpless: "Are you sure this is the correct way up the mountain?"
Sheng Er wiped his sweat: "Not sure."
Ning Aiao wanted to vomit blood on his face: "Sheng Xiaoer, I came with you because I trust you. You... what is that?"
The black spots jumping between the red leaves are a very bright color.
The black spots move from far to near, revealing their original appearance - a wild boar with tusks turned out.
There is also a hint of yellow behind the wild boar.
Some heterochromatic lion-headed geese are gray-brown and some are light yellow, and Cuifen belongs to the latter.
It sits astride the boar's back.
Looking at each other from a held her head high.
The bandit leader said that appearance is very important when he comes out to hang out, so he ordered the appearance.
of course.
The most important thing is that Cuifen's current strength only supports it to suppress an entry-level "luxury" configuration.
Cuifen waved her wings.
Sheng Er suddenly realized: "You must be sent by the master to guide us!"
Ning Aiao: "..."
Where do you see it?
Is he the only one who wonders that a goose can ride a pig? Cuifen tilted her head, just as she was thinking about how to trick people into following her back to the Taoist temple.
Sheng Er nodded: "I understand, let's go with you."
Cuifen's eyes were filled with stars.
This is a very good young man! Ning Aiao decisively gave up keeping up with Sheng Er and followed from a distance.
After crossing hundreds of steps, the Taoist temple without a plaque came into view first. The dilapidated wooden door was vulnerable. Apart from poverty, there was nothing in the Taoist temple.
Sheng Er has not yet explained his intention.
Ning Aiao's impression of the Taoist temple was instantly reduced to the lowest level, and he put on a show of resistance. Shi Sang stared at Sheng Er's face for a long time: "Is your sister okay?"
Sheng Er showed concern.
Ning Aiao was horrified, it was incredible, it was incredible, they didn't say anything, Shi Sang had arrived.
He is superficial.
Living environment proves nothing.
Master, this is called being eclectic!
In this case, money will definitely not corrode the noble soul of the master, and the money they prepared will be of no use.
Shi Sang looked at Ning Aiao: "It can corrode."
Ning Aiao quickly covered her mouth, sighing that she had said what she wanted to say again.
Sheng Er hesitated and said: "My sister..."
Shi Sang raised his hand to express understanding.
She gave Sheng Er a few piles of dried mud and told him to put it in the bathtub for best results.
Watched the two of them leave.
Cuifen plunged her head into the "commission". She thought it would be slower to absorb spiritual energy this way, so she took a careful peck, but she couldn't swallow it and almost died on the spot.
Shi Sang helped Cuifen take out the mud. She wanted to use the Sheng family as a stepping stone to open up the sales market. The main reason was because of the sister Sheng Er said...
Time to go back.
Ning Aoao muttered all the way: "Master or real master, but what kind of mud can have whitening effect? Only a fool would believe it."
Sheng Er: "..."
Ning Aiao: "No way, do you believe it?"
Sheng'er sent the bath mud to her sister's residence.
She expected to be questioned.
Unexpectedly, my sister suddenly stopped when she saw the mud, and then took it as fast as lightning.
"Where did you get it?"
The voice of the person inside the door was so cool that it made people feel like they had taken a mouthful of mint lemon candy.
Sheng'er told people about Taoist temples and Shisang.
The person inside the door paused when they heard the word "Shi Sang" and walked out in a hurry. She had short, shoulder-length hair. Even though her skin was as black as carbon when exposed to the air, it could be seen from her facial features that she was a woman. The cold beauty of my country.
She said thoughtfully: "I know, don't go far alone next time. Cangcheng is not safe now."
Ning Aiao wanted to raise his hand to show that Sheng Er was not alone, but when he saw the cold eyes of the person in front of him, he was like a deflated hydrogen balloon, and he did not dare to speak carelessly.
Sheng Er nodded obediently and pushed him into the room: "My sister's sudden darkening of the skin will definitely be cured. Come in quickly and try. I'll go home with Aao Ao right now."
Ning Aiao also wanted to echo a few words.
He was dragged away by Sheng Er.
After everyone goes home.
Ning Aiao took out a handful of crushed mud from his pocket: "What kind of magic power does this thing have?"
He accidentally chose to soak his hands and give it a try, causing him to scream like a marmot soon after.
(End of this chapter)