Chapter 38 Lu Yisi = Fish bait, money and goods cannot be returned or exchanged after payment is made
Taoist Master Hong ignored Shi Sang's sarcasm and excuses. He looked at Lu Yisi with sad eyes and said sincerely, "You are a good young man. You won't learn anything from following her."
Shi Sang seems to have no cultivation and no spiritual power fluctuations. The total of the above is ≈ a magic stick.
The people who eat this bowl of rice are mixed, and it is normal for those who don’t know to be deceived.
Lu Yisi subconsciously retorted: "Who said that?"
The female apprentice behind Taoist Master Hong stood up and said, "Just because she can make you copy our Shangqing Sect's spells, doesn't that mean she doesn't know how to teach?"
The only male Taoist priest who remained silent coughed slightly and showed kindness to Lu Yisi: "The Lingbao Sect will make good friends every month. Fellow Taoist Lu can come and listen to the lectures at any time."
The implication is that Toki Sang doesn't know how to teach.
Lu Yisi was filled with anger: "Master, they said you asked me to learn spells, but the truth is that Master doesn't know how to teach!"
Shi Sang told the truth: "Oh, I really don't know how to teach."
Everyone present: "..."
She actually admitted it!
Why did she just admit it? Shouldn't you die if you don't admit it? Lu Yisi's anger stopped abruptly. He blinked and changed his voice very naturally: "Master's honesty makes the sun and the moon dim, and makes the mountains and rivers eclipse."
The exaggerated words reminded Shi Sang of her second apprentice, and she couldn't help but glance sideways to make sure that Lu Yisi had not been betrayed by anyone.
Cuifen jumped onto Lu Yisi's shoulder, and decided to write down this sentence in a notebook. Afterward, she discussed with Lu Yisi that she must be the king of bitches.
A smart goose must firmly grasp the scheming~
Everyone was speechless for a while.
The female apprentice was so angry that she stamped her feet: "Blind worship is not advisable! You have a good body and you will be ruined if you follow her. Do you have any leverage in her hands?"
Lu Yisi thought about it seriously. He didn't want to eat buns stuffed with carrots this morning. When he secretly tricked Chen Cang into Cuifen's belly, was he caught on the spot by the master? Does that count as a handle? Seeing Lu Yisi's sudden seriousness, the female apprentice immediately deepened her suspicions and became more certain that Lu Yisi was miserable.
Director Hong looked at Shi Sang at the right time: "If you are really good for him, you should know what to do."
Shi Sang said without hesitation, "You are right."
Director Hong looked suspicious.
Shi Sang looked at the person very sincerely: "Okay, how much do you think it's worth?"
Director Hong was stunned.
The female apprentice laughed angrily: "Listen, the master you respect doesn't take you seriously at all. Do you still want to protect her?"
Lu Yisi didn't respond.
He just lowered his head and thought about how to cooperate.
If this trend develops, he will be sold. He never thought that he would be able to make money for the sect on the first day he started! He is "True" Director Hong took a deep breath: "Tell me, what do you want?"
Shi Sang made a gesture of nine.
Director Hong was confused: "900W?"
Shi Sang, who originally only wanted 90, suddenly discovered that the new apprentice was actually more valuable than the eldest and second apprentices. The eldest and second apprentices sold high-grade spiritual stones for [-] and [-] respectively, perhaps because things are so rare in this world. It’s expensive.
Just as Director Hong was taking out his mobile phone to transfer money.
The male Taoist priest raised his hand weakly: "That, we Lingbao Sect also want."
Shi Sang said generously: "The one with the highest price will get it."
Hearing this, Hong Daochang couldn't help but feel hesitant and didn't know who to glare at.
The female apprentice looked at Lu Yisi with pity, and the pain in her eyes was about to overflow. In order to save Lu Yisi from the sea of misery, she did not hesitate to take out the private money that she had saved for more than ten years.
In the end, the two parties negotiated a high price of 1203W, and Hong Dao Zhang's Shangqing faction won.
Shi Sang watched the account with satisfaction. When the female apprentice reached out to pull Lu Yisi out of the sea of suffering, Shi Sang stuffed a sack of bath mud on the ground into the female apprentice's hand.
Female apprentice: "???"
Lu Yisi was still debating whether it was illegal to play Immortal Jump, how many years of jail time it would be illegal to do so, and whether he could still make money for his teacher when he came out. When he saw this, he immediately understood.
Play from the beginning.
His master was using him as bait.
What was actually being traded was bath mud.
Director Hong's eyes widened: "What do you mean!?"
Shi Sang pretended to be shocked: "Ah, aren't you all vying to buy my bath mud? Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. The money has been paid and once the sale is made, there will be no regrets." Everyone: "!!!"
Playing fairy dance in front of No. 23? ? ? Dao Zhang Hong dared to transfer money without fear of Shi Sang's repentance, because with the presence of No. 23, any act of immortality would be arrested. Who would have thought that Shi Sang would pull this trick.
The female apprentice was furious and pointed at Lu Yisi: "Aren't we buying him?"
Shi Sang started to perform exaggeratedly, and his accent came out: "Oh my god, you actually dare to engage in human trafficking in front of No. 23. My sister-in-law, Nong, is breaking the law, does Nong know?"
Person No. 23: "..."
This trip has a long way to go.
Shi Sang shook his head and sighed: "Buying and selling people is illegal. Taoism still needs to be popularized and the law must be popularized."
Hong Daochang was so angry that his beard exploded. According to Shi Sang's wishes, they spent more than 1000 million to buy a sack of mud.
The more I think about it.
Taoist priest Hong became even more angry and dizzy.
A mouthful of blood spurted out directly.
The female apprentice was worried: "Master!?"
The male Taoist priest patted his chest and felt lucky. Fortunately, he did not win the bid, otherwise he would be the one vomiting blood.
Shi Sang changed the subject: "Has everything been resolved?"
Lu Yisi nodded: "Well, the supervisor's wife was cast by several...customers to awaken her true self, but she needs to rest for a while. The supervisor is taking care of her. I saw the right time to sell bath mud. Not only did they not believe that bath mud can cleanse the marrow and whiten, they also wanted to ban it. .”
The word "customer" was like a slap, hitting Taoist Master Hong and the female apprentice directly in the face. The male Taoist Master opened his mouth but didn't say anything in the end.
Shi Sang said calmly: "It doesn't matter, they are now big customers, we have to be generous."
Even though the newly deposited money was withdrawn by the bank again, the smile on Shi Sang's face did not diminish at all.
Seeing a bunch of enemies around him that could be harvested made Shi Sang feel like he was back in the world of cultivation and became a powerful figure.
Team Su and Team Qi were stunned for a moment, watching helplessly as the Taoist priests who had the upper hand at the beginning fell to the bottom in the blink of an eye, and their moods also fluctuated.
at first.
They didn't want to follow them. The investigation of Jinlong Temple was the main task. What's the point of following Shi Sang? Moreover, during their investigation, Shi Sang was taken back to the Shi family when he was a teenager. Everything before that was a blank slate. The Shi Sang who was brought back to the Shi family was naive and ignorant of the world.
To put it bluntly, he is stupid.
They could not help but have preconceptions and regarded Shi Sang as a white rose coddled in a greenhouse. The flower could not bloom in the barren Gobi, so how could it pose a threat.
Now it seems.
They were wrong, very wrong.
Tokisang seems to be a combination of a cactus and a piranha, with thorns all over his body and a mouth full of fangs.
Team Su took a step forward: "That..."
Shi Sang smiled and said, "You are still here. Do you want to buy bath mud? It costs a bag."
Taoist priest Hong, who had just woken up and was slowly recovering, his eyes darkened when he heard this, and he spat out another mouthful of old blood.
Team Su: "..."
To be honest, Toki Sang did this on purpose, right?
Shi Sang looked innocent: "My bath mud is genuine, and all the ones I've used say it's good."
The female apprentice helped Taoist Master Hong calm down, but she exploded when she heard these words: "How dare you say that!?"
Shi Sang asked and answered himself: "If you don't tell me, do you want to hear me sing? It's not impossible."
The female apprentice was angry.
The male Taoist priest on the side gently reminded: "It's easy for you to get sacked like this. What's more important, life or money."
Shi Sang didn't even think about it: "The most important thing is to save your life and make money."
Qi Dui immediately said: "But it's about the price."
Shi Sang said seriously: "I paid the tax."
Everyone: "..."
It can't be said, it can't be said.
(End of this chapter)