Jiang Yu! Jiang Yu! I will never rest until one of us is dead!
Even with his mouth covered, Lin Qifan continued to curse, and very foully at that.
"Make him shut up!" Li Kexin said coldly.
Several people took out a specially made steel gag and put it on Lin Qifan. These gags were primarily used for Ancient Martial Artists who had gone mad, to prevent them from biting off their tongues to commit suicide.
"Wuwuwu."
With the steel gag on, Lin Qifan could only whimper.
"This is too cruel. Lin Qifan is a good student. Let me say one more thing to him."
Jiang Yu sprang up from the ground with a carp jump, walked over to Lin Qifan with a look of regret, and chuckled in a voice only Lin Qifan could hear:
"The video was edited, you know~ Do you want to guess if we secretly added anything?"
Lin Qifan: !!!
However, with his mouth covered, he could only glare at Jiang Yu with reddened eyes, his gaze filled with nothing but "you bastard" and "f*** your mother."
He tried to kick Jiang Yu but was met with a police officer's kick to his knee, causing him to howl in pain.
In the end, he could only glare, his killing intent almost overflowing from his eyes.
If looks could kill, Jiang Yu would have died hundreds of times over.
"Ding! Detected that the host has caused a crack in the Dao Heart of the 'Legendary' Son of Destiny. Special reward module activated! The host will randomly receive items without needing to make a selection!"
"Two consecutive draws in progress..."
"Congratulations, host, on obtaining:
1. Heaven's Secret Card x2
2. Weekly Random Elixir Jade Bottle (2 times/week)"
"Hehe, I knew it. I'd figure out the system's mission function sooner or later."
Jiang Yu let out a sinister laugh. Now he finally understood how to use this villain system.
When confronting a Son of Destiny or a female lead, there was a chance for options to appear. As long as he made a choice, he would receive corresponding rewards. This was a passively triggered mission.
As for actively triggered missions, they were like today's.
Severely stimulating the Son of Destiny and shattering their Dao Heart.
"Xiao Yu, do you want me to take you to the hospital?" Li Kexin asked, her eyes filled with worry.
She completely failed to notice that Jiang Yu had once again rested his face on the soft, warm bed.
"Ah... I'll take the day off today. I'm tired."
"Okay, I'll call your teacher right away."
"Oh, right, also ask for a day off for this one. She's the second-ranked student in our school and previously agreed to be my tutor. I'll have class at home today~"
Jiang Yu pointed at Tu Youqing and rubbed against the softness a few more times.
Only then did Li Kexin notice Jiang Yu's frivolous actions. Her pretty face flushed, and she nodded, saying, "Alright."
"Hey!" Tu Youqing raised her small pink fist in protest, "Why didn't you ask for my opinion? And who agreed to be your..."
"Video."
"Sorry, I understand."
...
After giving 500,000 to each of the traffic light trio, handling the school matters, and getting into the Maybach,
Jiang Yu finally opened the system to check the effects of the two items.
"Heaven's Secret Card" x2
"Effect: Can view a segment of a Son of Destiny's fortuitous encounter (full process)."
"Interesting, very interesting indeed."
Jiang Yu stroked his chin, scenes from the plot continuously flashing in his mind.
Although he knew about Lin Qifan's future fortuitous encounters, he wasn't clear on some specific details, making it difficult to plan ahead and seize them. Furthermore, with some butterfly effects, some of the original fortuitous encounters might change.
Now with the Heaven's Secret Card, he naturally could...
Hehehe, Qi Fan geigei, I just said a lot of good things about you.
It's not too much to borrow something from you, is it?
Jiang Yu chuckled and used it without hesitation.
A scene instantly appeared before his eyes, all the details imprinted in his mind.
"When Lin Qifan was enlightened at the Dragon Field, his master, Yang Yan'er, awakened!"
"Yang Yan'er informed Lin Qifan of her cave dwelling's location, which contained numerous spiritual herbs, spiritual medicines, weapons, and cultivation techniques."
"Lin Qifan received the information, called Shen Wuwei to bail him out, took a taxi to Linjiang Mountain in the early morning, found Yang Yan'er's cave dwelling, obtained a great fortuitous encounter, and embarked on the path of an Urban Evil Medical Immortal."
"Good heavens, the Mad Dragon turned into an Evil Doctor? Truly worthy of an old-school urban cultivation novel... Cultivating and refining medicine simultaneously, huh?"
Jiang Yu couldn't help but complain, but now that he knew the details,
This fortuitous encounter was no longer something that juniors like them could covet.
"Weekly Random Elixir Jade Bottle (2 times/week)"
"Effect: 1. Has a knob at the bottom. Turning it to the left yields elixirs with small effects and small side effects. Turning it to the right yields elixirs with powerful effects but large side effects.
2. Random elixir quantity per use: 1 bottle.
3. Elixirs that have already been randomized can be re-randomized by consuming spiritual energy."
Jiang Yu's eyes lit up. "Good stuff! Random elixirs are the best!"
Then he eagerly used it once, turning the knob all the way to the left.
"Ding! Host has obtained the elixir: Beauty Enhancing Pill."
"Effect: The user will maintain their most beautiful state throughout their life (current state upon consumption), with no side effects."
"Quantity: 7 pills."
He turned the knob all the way to the right and used it again.
"Ding! Host has obtained the 'Nine Dragons Exploding Qi Pill'."
"Effect: Bursts forth with combat power surpassing one's peers for a short period, allowing one to contend against ten without falling behind. After consumption, muscles feel extremely pumped.
Side effects: The 'little brother' shrinks to the size of a needlepoint, a pointy head, occasional nonsensical talk, the left brain poses questions, and the right brain refutes the left brain."
"Quantity: 16 pills."
Jiang Yu's mouth twitched uncontrollably. Good heavens, is this an Arnold mass-produced elixir?
Although he wouldn't possibly eat it himself, he could give it to others.
Qi Fan geigei probably doesn't care about the size of his 'little brother'; he just wants to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal, right?
As for the Beauty Enhancing Pill, he'd find a time to give one to his mom and aunt each.
Tu Youqing had been shrinking her small body into the corner of the Maybach. Seeing the villain Jiang Yu sometimes smirk and sometimes drool, she couldn't help but feel a surge of sadness.
"I, Tu Youqing, with both wisdom and beauty, the number one genius beauty in Lin City, am I really going to fall into this bad guy's hands today?"
Though he said 'tutoring,' anyone with half a brain knew that tutoring was highly unlikely.
Most likely, there would be no 'tutoring,' only 'that'!
Tu Youqing gnashed her small silver teeth and clenched her pink fists. If it really came to that...
She'd bite him!
She hated frivolous men the most!
Ding ding, a message rang.
Shen Qing'er: 【Jiang Yu, are you okay? I was just learning how to make purple sweet potato porridge, so I missed gym class. I can't believe he dared to hit you. Should I go get Lin Qifan expelled?】
Jiang Yu typed: 【No, it's fine. Although we had a small disagreement, I still hope to get along with him.】
Are you kidding? If Lin Qifan was gone, where would his fortuitous encounters come from? Where would the weapons, cultivation techniques, and spirit stones come from?
By teasing you two School Beauties? How much 'oil' do you two have?
Shen Qing'er typed and deleted: 【Okay, I understand. You rest well at home. I'll come see you after school. Oh, right, do you know where Youqing went? Why did she also take a leave of absence?】
Just as Jiang Yu was about to type, his phone was snatched away by Tu Youqing, who had pounced on him.
She was afraid Jiang Yu would say something he shouldn't, and her small brain quickly came up with a lie.
【Oh, she seemed to have gotten a bit heatstroke while running, so she went home. Don't worry about her. I'm actually looking forward to seeing you tonight.】
In the classroom, Shen Qing'er froze, her small face gradually turning red, her heart rate uncontrollably speeding up.
Jiang Yu said... he wanted to see her tonight!
【Okay, I'll definitely come find you this afternoon!】
"Hoo..." Tu Youqing let out a long breath and casually tossed the phone back.
"You'll be tutoring me this afternoon, you know," Jiang Yu said indifferently. "I didn't expect you to want to play something so exciting."
Tu Youqing: ???