Tu Youqing gritted her teeth, "You'll never be able to win over Qing'er sister!"
"Given my attitude, do you think I care how Shen Qing'er feels about me?"
Jiang Yu shrugged, "Call me Daddy."
"You!" Tu Youqing stomped her foot in indignation, but eventually softened, her big, sparkling eyes emitting two adorable little star-like rays.
"Please, please delete it, okay?"
"Call me 'Dad'."
"I can tell you Qing'er sister's preferences. She loves scrambled eggs with tomatoes, her favorite animal is a kitten, and her favorite show is Doraemon..."
"Call me 'Dad'!"
Tu Youqing's face was filled with humiliation. She stared intently at the dashcam for several seconds before squeezing out two mosquito-sized words through her teeth, humming, "Dad~"
"Yes," Jiang Yu nodded with a smile.
The little loli's voice was soft and sweet, just listening to it was refreshing.
"Now you can delete it, right! You pervert who will doom your whole family!"
Tu Youqing stomped her foot, glaring at Jiang Yu, her beautiful eyes filled with grievance.
Just think of it as calling a dog 'Dad'!
Now, Tu Youqing only wanted Jiang Yu to delete the video.
"Little brats should be severely educated, to teach you what it means to respect others, what politeness and etiquette are," Jiang Yu chuckled sinisterly.
Tu Youqing stood on her tiptoes, gripping Jiang Yu's arm tightly, wanting to watch him delete it with her own eyes.
Click, delete.
"Done."
"Give me the memory card. I'm afraid you'll recover the video."
Jiang Yu indifferently pulled out the memory card and handed it to Tu Youqing.
The poor memory card was snapped in half and thrown into the sewer, and Tu Youqing finally revealed a fierce expression.
"Jiang Yu, you're finished. Don't think your 'playing hard to get' will win over Qing'er sister.
From now on, you and I are irreconcilable. Just you wait, I'll show you my true power sooner or later! Hmph!"
With that, Tu Youqing fled in a hurry, running faster than a little rabbit.
Watching Tu Youqing's retreating back, Jiang Yu shook his head.
He opened his phone and clicked on the car's cloud drive.
The video backup lay perfectly intact inside.
"No matter how clever a little brat is, they're still just a brat. Sentry Mode will teach you how to behave."
Jiang Yu smiled charmingly and sat back in his Maybach.
...
"Ding, Host has received reward: 10 Spirit Stones."
"Spirit Stones"
"Effect: An essential resource for embarking on the path of immortal cultivation. Can be used for realm breakthroughs, currency forging, and qi induction. In the Age of Dharma Decline, Spirit Stones are extremely rare, so use them wisely."
"Spirit Stones? They're useless for now," Jiang Yu sighed.
Essential elements for immortal cultivation: "Wealth, Companion, Method, Land."
Wealth refers to Spirit Stones; the more Spirit Stones, the faster the cultivation speed. In the Age of Dharma Decline, the spiritual energy content in the air is extremely low, making it impossible to achieve qi induction and embark on the path of immortal cultivation through mere breathing exercises.
Companion refers to a Dao Companion. Immortal cultivators usually spar and discuss the Dao with each other, progressing together. Without a companion, cultivation speed slows down.
Method refers to cultivation techniques. The rate at which an Immortal cultivator absorbs spiritual energy depends, internally, first on the quality of their Spiritual Root, and second on their "Breathing Technique."
Land naturally refers to a cave dwelling rich in spiritual energy, close to the Dao of nature, where cultivation speed skyrockets.
To embark on immortal cultivation, one must at least have spiritual energy and a cultivation technique.
Currently, with only Spirit Stones and no cultivation technique, it's naturally impossible to cultivate.
"System panel opened."
"Name: Jiang Yu"
"Realm: Mortal Realm"
"Overall Combat Power: 5"
"The time for the protagonist Lin Qifan to enter the city is not far off. Currently, Lin Qifan should have just left the small mountain village, been introduced to fight underground black boxing, and relied on winning MVP in every match to gain the appreciation of Shen Qing'er's father, who hired him as a personal bodyguard..."
Jiang Yu calculated with his fingers; time was running out.
However, he wasn't in a hurry. Although the current Lin Qifan could kill ten of him with one punch.
But, having an antagonist system that could be called invincible and unbeaten, if he couldn't even defeat a mere Son of Destiny, he might as well go home and plant sweet potatoes.
"Hehehe."
...
Back home.
His dad and mom had gone on a trip to Sanya.
Butler Uncle Li, as always, advised Jiang Yu not to go street racing late at night. Nanny Sister Yu had heated up dinner, and after Jiang Yu finished eating, he lay down on his bed and fell into a deep sleep.
The next morning, he arrived at school.
Yingcai University, Lin City's largest aristocratic school. Those who could get in either had exceptionally good grades or came from powerful and influential families.
Among them, Jiang Yu's family was the most powerful, and second was Shen Qing'er, the daughter of the Shen Family. The parents of the two families were very good family friends, so the two could be considered childhood sweethearts.
Previously, Jiang Yu used his wealth to make Shen Qing'er's original female deskmate give up her seat. Now, he and Shen Qing'er were deskmates, and Tu Youqing was behind Shen Qing'er.
Shen Qing'er had a strong 潔癖 and disliked men getting close to her, so she used her wealth to have the homeroom teacher arrange the boys in the corners.
Therefore, looking around, everyone sitting nearby was female. Jiang Yu couldn't help but sigh, sitting here, even a fart would smell fragrant.
The aloof School Beauty was wearing a light yellow hoodie with light blue school uniform pants today, her hair tied in a standard bun. She was currently staring blankly, her nose slightly red, indicating she had cried last night.
Tu Youqing pulled up a chair and sat beside her, comforting her softly:
"It's okay, Qing'er, don't cry. It's unavoidable that Xiaoha went missing. Who knew it looked so stupid but could actually open its cage by itself..."
At the mention of Xiaoha, Shen Qing'er sobbed even harder.
"How could Xiaoha go missing? It's so stupid. What if it runs onto the road and gets run over by a car?"
Tu Youqing broke out in a cold sweat and subconsciously glanced at Jiang Yu.
Jiang Yu calmly took out his phone, transforming into Menglei guarding the canyon crystal.
Since the Son of Destiny hadn't transferred yet, Jiang Yu was extremely bored.
Shen Qing'er sniffled and gently averted her gaze.
"Jiang Yu, don't you have a lot of friends? Ask them to help me find Xiaoha. Also, your aunt is the deputy director of the Public Security Bureau; ask her to have some police uncles put up 'missing cat' posters."
"Oh, right, Xiaoha didn't seem to like the cat food you gave me before. Remember to change it next time; tuna gives him diarrhea."
"Hmm... that's all for now. I'll tell you if I think of anything else."
Shen Qing'er's tone held no hint of a request; instead, it was a command.
In the past, whenever something happened to her,
Jiang Yu was always the first to step forward and help her solve it.
Now that she was asking him directly, he would definitely agree, even if the requests seemed a little excessive...
Unfortunately, what she didn't know was that Xiaoha had already ascended to heaven, and the culprit was her good friend who was currently comforting her, and Jiang Yu was no longer the 'simp' Jiang Yu she saw him as.
Seeing Jiang Yu unresponsive, Shen Qing'er called out again.
"Jiang Yu~ I'm talking to you, did you hear me?"
"I'm punishing you to repeat it, or I won't talk to you today!"
Damn it.
What kind of Xiaoxian is this?
Jiang Yu rolled his eyes internally, then turned his head.
He smiled faintly, tilting his head to stare at the aloof School Beauty's exquisite face:
"Why?"
"Why should I use my connections and resources to help you with such an unreliable matter?"
"Huh?"
Shen Qing'er hadn't expected Jiang Yu's answer to be like this!
That's not right, according to common sense.
Shouldn't Jiang Yu have eagerly agreed?
Then gotten up to find those friends, and called a large group of people to put up 'missing cat' posters?
How did he suddenly become like this?
You know, since childhood, Jiang Yu had never refused any of her requests.
Whatever she wanted, whatever she wished for, whether it was the stars or the moon, Jiang Yu would pick them for her, just like a princess and a knight in a fairy tale.
A knight should protect his princess, shouldn't he?
"Why do you say that? I didn't want this either. It's just that Xiaoha accidentally ran out..."
"Ding, detected Host is currently clashing with the female lead. Options activated."
"Option One: Agree to find the cat, and buy a new British Shorthair to give to Shen Qing'er. 99% chance of being discovered as perfunctory, Shen Qing'er's favorability -100. Reward: 'Laughing Cat' (Cats smile when they see you)."
"Option Two: Betray Tu Youqing, tell Shen Qing'er that Tu Youqing did everything. Tu Youqing's favorability -1000, Shen Qing'er's favorability -100. Reward: Tu Youqing's Flying Kick (Leo Flying Kick)."
"Option Three: None of my business, don't disturb my tower push. Reward: Celestial Grade Sword Spiritual Root (At eight years old, I became one with my sword, becoming a Sword Person!)."
Bush Gemen? (Shrimp Shocked / ᓖ 뮤)
Seeing options one and two, Jiang Yu was even more speechless.
What kind of bizarre XXN was this Shen Qing'er?
So, no matter if he painstakingly searched for the cat or told her the truth, he would be disliked, right?
Shift!
"I choose three!"
PS: Collect your thoughts again, put all the ones not handed in during the first chapter (open your pocket~)
PS: Chapters 3-49 have all been hit with the iron fist. If there are any awkward or problematic parts, please leave a "1", and the author will leave a thank you like~