Chapter 52: Officer, Arrest Him! (Already Punched)
Next door.
Lin Qifan was lying on the bed, somewhat displeased, and said:
"What are you doing? Hurry up and come over. I paid for this."
Similarly, Lin Qifan had also ordered the 'girlfriend rental' service, which he considered a makeshift relationship.
Wang Gang put away his phone and smiled charmingly, "Little brother, I'm coming~"
"Tsk, that accent... so alluring!"
Lin Qifan recalled that night in his childhood when he secretly watched Widow Wang enter the cornfield. The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. The sounds coming from the cornfield were like a bullet traveling through time, precisely hitting his eighteen-year-older self.
"Want some jelly, little brother~"
"Uh... yes."
"Alright, where are the little balloons?"
"Mm, I want them all..."
As Wang Gang drew closer, Lin Qifan's heart began to race, and his eyes sharpened.
From now on, that weak me is dead!
Jiang Yu, oh Jiang Yu... you will never know how terrifying the potential of the Nine Yang Saint Body truly is.
Play, just play!
Thirty years east, thirty years west. Next time we meet... will be your death day!
Pfft—
Just as he opened his combat system, Wang Gang couldn't help but laugh, "Little brother, why are you a silver spear wax head~"
Huh?
Lin Qifan looked down, his face turning pale with shock, and quickly checked himself.
No!
This isn't my Yun Chang, my Yun Chang isn't this small...
Who put such a weak Yun Chang in my pocket?
Lin Qifan was terrified and tried hard.
He sadly discovered—Yun Chang had been ferried across the river in white.
"Master!" Lin Qifan took out a silver needle, his eyes bloodshot.
"It must be the Exploding Blood Pill! I ate the Exploding Blood Pill that Yan'er left behind, and that's why I've become like this... Master, is there any way to save me?"
"Tsk... Despite being a Nine Yang Saint Body, it's so useless."
Seeing this, Fang Meiyun was greatly disappointed and said coldly, "Guanyuan acupoint, 3 inches below the navel in the lower abdomen, on the anterior midline."
Lin Qifan immediately stimulated the Guanyuan acupoint with spiritual energy.
I feel something!
Lin Qifan was overjoyed and released more spiritual energy to stimulate the acupoint.
And then... it was gone again.
...
"No—"
Lin Qifan let out a long howl, heartbroken, and furiously pounded the floor with his fists.
What a joke, what a joke!
I haven't even absorbed the Yin energy yet, no... I'll try again!
Although the mast and rudder turned to ashes and smoke, Lin Qifan was unwilling to give up.
He tried stimulating the acupoint again... this time carefully releasing spiritual energy, and it finally worked!
"Hahaha, Yun Chang is alive, I, Lin Qifan, am back!"
"Move!"
Hearing Lin Qifan's shouts from next door, Jiang Yu sent a message to Li Kexin.
"Seriously, I'm an Ancient Martial Artist, and they're making me lead a team to crack down on prostitution... You little rascal."
Several plainclothes police officers were ambushed in the dark, among whom was Li Kexin, a tall, imposing woman wearing a crisp blue slim-fit sweater and white cashmere trousers.
About half an hour ago, Jiang Yu had sent a message to Li Kexin, asking her to lead a team to raid Golden Foot Impression.
—I go to prostitute? Auntie, I'm a university student, a registered cadre. Do you think this can test me?
—I never thought I'd endure hardships beyond what ordinary people could bear, going undercover in a brothel to combat illegal activities... and your suspicion is like a knife!
Jiang Yu's answer to his aunt's skepticism was clearly watertight.
—Hmm? You ask why I suddenly came to be an undercover agent?
—Li Kexin, you should be giving me a commendation for acting heroically and a two-thousand-yuan bonus right now, not questioning why a hero of anti-prostitution is working undercover!
"Ancient Martial Arts Mobile Unit, open the door~"
The small rooms on the second floor of Golden Foot Impression were breached by plainclothes police officers.
"Women, put your clothes on!"
"Everyone, hands on your head and squat down!"
Hearing the commotion outside, Lin Qifan, who was just about to 'dragon enter the sea,' paused, cursed under his breath, 'So noisy, what the hell is going on?'
Bang—
The door was kicked open, and the plainclothes Ancient Martial Arts Mobile Unit rushed in.
Lin Qifan's face turned pale with shock.
"What? A prostitution raid... how come it starts just as I'm about to prostitute!"
Lin Qifan, whose 'spellcasting' was interrupted, felt like spitting blood. He knew that forcing Yun Chang to 'activate' twice in a short period would cause irreversible damage to the body... especially to Yun Chang's 'SpongeBob'!
"Hands on your head and squat down!" one of them shouted.
Helplessly, Lin Qifan reluctantly climbed off the small bed, grinding his teeth, but could only swallow his frustration.
However, it wasn't a big problem.
Prostitution would at most lead to a few days in detention; he could leave after paying the fine. Seven days later, he'd be a good man again.
If Golden Foot Impression won't have me, I'll go to the foot massage parlors, the foot rhythm parlors... wild grass can't be burned out, and prostitution can't be completely eradicated!
Just as Lin Qifan squatted down with his hands on his head, planning to go to another place to 'prostitute' in a few days.
Wang Gang, dressed, rushed over and tearfully complained to an officer:
"Comrade officer, I want to report, this good-for-nothing tried to force himself on me~ You must uphold justice for me!"
Lin Qifan: ???
The officers exchanged glances, their expressions becoming serious.
If it was prostitution, both sides would be equally punished, but if a normal service technician was molested or even forced by a customer, it would be a different matter entirely.
The former falls under the 'Public Security Administration Punishment Law,' while the latter falls under the 'Criminal Law of the Republic'...
"You damn... when did I force myself on you? Comrade officer, don't listen to this stupid woman talk nonsense, I just came to prostitute!"
At this moment, Lin Qifan wished he could beat the crying 'Number 51 chicken' with a stick.
"Whether you forced her or not isn't up to you to say. Cuff him and take him away!"
"No—"
Lin Qifan, who had been out of prison for a week, once again became a 'prison-bound boy,' handcuffed with special silver handcuffs, lining up with other 'seafood diners' to prepare for a 'national meal.'
At this moment, Jiang Yu removed his disguise and stood downstairs, shaking his head and sighing at the 'moths' of prostitution.
He had run away before the police brothers rushed in, a classic 'Dao Ge' move.
"Look, that's your apprentice, the big guy in handcuffs."
A glimmer of light shone from the bronze ring, and the fairy who had been hit by an electric punch had barely recovered.
Seeing Lin Qifan emanating demonic and resentful energy, especially the familiar demonic energy fluctuations from his chest, Yang Yan'er felt deep disappointment.
Her disciple had truly fallen into the demonic path, and he had been led astray by her archenemy!
"Hehe, fellow Daoist~ Do you want to know what Lin Qifan is thinking inside?"
Jiang Yu pulled out the 'Fantasy Cloud' and laughed, "This magical artifact can read people's true thoughts~"
"Get lost!" Yang Yan'er turned her head away, her beautiful eyes filled with a hint of anger.
Clearly, Fairy Ha was triggered and bristled. Facing the man who had humiliated her, the usually resolute and aloof fairy decided to use cold violence.
"Fairy, you haven't paid back the money today, have you?"
Jiang Yu's smile was bright and sunny.
"You! Are! A! Demonic! Cultivator!"
Hearing the words 'pay back the money' and recalling the iron fist from half an hour ago.
Her porcelain-like cheeks flushed, and the fairy's beautiful eyes burned with even greater rage.
"Are you going to look?"
"..."
"Hmm?"
"I... will... look..." the fairy said through gritted teeth.