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Who Made Him Collapse! So Flirty, Strong, And Perverted
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Who Made Him Collapse! So Flirty, Strong, And Perverted

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Author: Wo Huo La Bao Huo La
[Entertainment Circle + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp-tongued + Single Female Lead + Playing on Memes] Chen Fang transmigrated to become a top-tier "Little Immortal Boy" with a loyal dog persona, but he had just "collapsed" (had his reputation ruined). That's truly... good news! Sweep aside morality, be himself again! As soon as he made the decision, he obtained the Negative Emotion Value System, like adding wings to a tiger, immediately going all out! Participating in a variety show, guests choose segments. Then go "Corpse Herding"! Why? Of course, I want to scare people to tears... oh no, to let everyone understand the "returning to one's roots" corpse herding culture. (Not scary, feel free to watch) In a competition to see who arrives at the destination first, Chen Fang rushes to the driver: "Master, I'm going to catch an adulterer, please drive faster." Cameraman: "?" They originally thought he was just letting loose after his "Collapse," but it turns out he's terrifyingly strong. "Climbing mountains at midnight to herd corpses, you call this delicate and timid?" "Performing iron flowers under the night sky, muscles so prominent that even the sky full of fireworks can't hide them, yet people call him a 'Scrawny Ppretty Boy'?" "Bringing a popular young star to dress as a zombie and play erhu to beg for food, you call this Aloof and Superior?" "Said he'd only create hype, what the hell are 'One Meat, One Vegetable,' 'Highly Flammable and Explosive,' and 'Ghost Blows Out the Light'?" Original company: Who? Who terminated the contract with him! Ancestral graves emitting green smoke, should we call the fire department to put it out? Opponent: Who! Who made him "Collapse"! Can't he just go back to being a pretty boy?! Audience: Bro, can you do something normal for once? Fans of the book: My defenses are broken, how could it be him!
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[Entertainment Circle + Negative Emotion Value System + Sharp-tongued + Single Female Lead + Playing on Memes] Chen Fang transmigrated to become a top-tier "Little Immortal Boy" with a loyal dog persona, but he had just "collapsed" (had his reputation ruined). That's truly... good news! Sweep aside morality, be himself again! As soon as he made the decision, he obtained the Negative Emotion Value System, like adding wings to a tiger, immediately going all out! Participating in a variety show, guests choose segments. Then go "Corpse Herding"! Why? Of course, I want to scare people to tears... oh no, to let everyone understand the "returning to one's roots" corpse herding culture. (Not scary, feel free to watch) In a competition to see who arrives at the destination first, Chen Fang rushes to the driver: "Master, I'm going to catch an adulterer, please drive faster." Cameraman: "?" They originally thought he was just letting loose after his "Collapse," but it turns out he's terrifyingly strong. "Climbing mountains at midnight to herd corpses, you call this delicate and timid?" "Performing iron flowers under the night sky, muscles so prominent that even the sky full of fireworks can't hide them, yet people call him a 'Scrawny Ppretty Boy'?" "Bringing a popular young star to dress as a zombie and play erhu to beg for food, you call this Aloof and Superior?" "Said he'd only create hype, what the hell are 'One Meat, One Vegetable,' 'Highly Flammable and Explosive,' and 'Ghost Blows Out the Light'?" Original company: Who? Who terminated the contract with him! Ancestral graves emitting green smoke, should we call the fire department to put it out? Opponent: Who! Who made him "Collapse"! Can't he just go back to being a pretty boy?! Audience: Bro, can you do something normal for once? Fans of the book: My defenses are broken, how could it be him!

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