Chapter 61 Invincible, so lonely... (fourth update)
Is this really a job done by humans? Su Ping was confused.
Looking at the latest TV series and martial arts movies on the computer:
"My Sword Spirit Pet Girlfriend".
Not to mention, it tastes almost the same as in the previous life.
In any type of drama, love is always involved.
However, there is one more thing to add in this world, that is, any kind of drama must have a pet beast.
Of course, Blue Star itself is the world of beast masters, which can be said to be reasonable.
but……
Su Ping looked at the computer, and saw the young male protagonist who was not as handsome as him, but could be heard screaming "Ahhhhhh" on the barrage.
And the sword in his hand with the words "Produced by Ouye Subsidiary Company" in a specially enlarged font for hard-core product placement.
And the female sword spirit that emerged from the sword made everyone numb.
Of course, there are weapon-type pet beasts, but this type of pet beast is also known as the most difficult type of pet beast to cultivate along with mechanical pet beasts.
The Beast Controllers Association even has two corresponding subordinate association branches: the Weapon Refiner Association and the Mechanics Association.
Compared with elemental, plant, animal, and undead pet beasts, these two categories are much rarer.
However, could a beast-petting device that can give birth to a weapon spirit be made by your stupid metal resource manufacturing company? If you have such ability, Su Ping will never believe that the president of the Imperial Capital's Weapon Refiner Association is not the chairman of your company.
Sure enough, he had no reason to have any expectations for these modern TV dramas that were so shocking that they didn't pay for their lives.
But fortunately, there are finally a few movies with high ratings and the performances are pretty good.
However, if there is any further explanation of the swordsmanship of beast control or such skills, there really is no such thing.
The general content is similar to the swordsman movie novels in the previous life, except that some elements of pet beasts are added.
The swords in the protagonist's hands are often of extremely high quality. Movies like these are sponsored by the Weapon Refiner Association.
Compared to other beast masters, weapon masters are rare after all. If they weren't making their presence felt in entertainment, they would be easily forgotten.
The concepts of knights and rivers and lakes that have existed in the Dragon Kingdom since ancient times are undoubtedly the best carriers.
Shaking his head, Su Ping compiled some lines and rhetoric from the movie, and shared the habits of some undead breeders towards the origami beast that could only be seen on the breeder's internal forum.
Then the meditation began.
You must work hard as soon as possible. The sleep time can be slightly compressed, but your own realm must be improved quickly.
Not to mention Qin Xiaoxue's agreement on the professional beastmaster assessment, which is to quickly break through to the elite level, and then be able to find a way to contract this little paper man. Without worries, Su Ping has to work hard.
The night passed quickly.
Another day of repetition.
After finishing a day of training for the Timberwolves and continuing to take time to meditate, Su Ping came to the side room.
Almost at the same time he opened the door, ripples in space appeared, and the little paper man appeared in front of him again:
"Wow!"
It's just a greeting, nothing else.
But Su Ping took out a bunch of things with a smile and handed it to the little paper man.
This is a stack of cardboard, which Su Ping prepared a few days ago when he plotted against this little paper man.
Paper figures also need to eat, and the things they eat are these papers.
This pile of cardboard from Su Ping is obviously of the highest quality.
The hard paper made from low-grade ironwood tastes absolutely delicious!
In fact, it was the same. The little paper man tore off a piece and threw it into his mouth: "Wow! (Yummy!)"
At the same time, the face also switched corresponding expressions:
()!
Not to mention, the blush on the cheeks is really quite impressive.
But obviously, this little thing is not so easy to fool. After finishing eating, he looked at Su Ping excitedly.
At the same time, Su Ping began to summarize what he watched last night and what he had planned during the day:
"The most important thing for a swordsman is to start with basic skills, and for a swordsman, the most important thing is undoubtedly swordsmanship. What is swordsmanship!?" "Wow!? (What is it!?)"
Looking at the round eyes of the little paper man who is only as high as his calf, the black ink clearly appears next to his forehead? 'Number.
Su Ping then smiled and said:
"There are many moves in swordsmanship, but the most important ones are chopping and thrusting! These are the two most important basic skills of swordsmanship. Now, all you need to practice are these two moves! Once you have mastered these two moves, After that, practice other basic skills.”
"Wow?"
Look at the '?' on the little paper man's head? The number didn't disappear, but became more numerous.
Su Ping was not in a hurry, but took out a long sword that was also prepared for practice.
He led the little paper man to the garden outside the door.
Not to mention, Su Ping, after some temporary practice, used it well:
"This is stabbing, this is chopping. This sword is very suitable for being pulled out of the scabbard. It can be called drawing the sword...drawing the sword and slashing!"
Soon, the little paper man got started.
However, it is obvious that the little paper man seems to be really savvy in this regard.
Or, the battle experienced in that secret realm or some other reasons made the little paper man master such swordsmanship for a long time.
"very good!"
Seeing the stern look of the little paper man, who drew his sword several times faster than him, Su Ping nodded with satisfaction.
"Don't think this is very simple. Let me tell you, any famous swordsman must start practicing the swordsmanship skills using these most basic movements! Only by mastering these basic movements can you be able to practice them later. Learn other sword movements, do you understand?"
"Wow!"
After getting a positive answer from the little paper man, Su Ping said: "Of course, but don't worry now. You can practice slowly tonight and every day after that. You have to practice these two movements tens of thousands of times. Do you understand?"
"Wow!"
"Okay, now I will take you to see what a real swordsman looks like! So that you can correctly understand what a real swordsman is."
After saying that, Su Ping led the little paper man with an expectant expression back to the living room of the guest room, inserted the USB flash drive of the downloaded movies into the TV, and clicked to play in a loop.
The plot slowly begins...
Then half an hour later, it finally came! Su Ping and the little paper man looked at the TV. The male protagonist in white turned into a light and shadow on the TV.
Time seemed to freeze, and in the next second, the male protagonist inserted the Holy Spirit-level sword beast in his hand: the 'Luoxue Divine Sword' back into the scabbard.
Then, the whole world zoomed in, suddenly becoming extremely dark, and the energy of the sword, which was made with exaggerated special effects, poured out.
The movie special effects of this sword are enough to open up the world, let alone break mountains and rivers.
In the end, under such exaggerated special effects, the giant beast villain that made the little paper man scream incessantly was killed instantly with this sword.
The male protagonist, however, did not even look back. He straightened his hair that was not disordered at all, glanced at the snowflakes falling slowly from the sky, and murmured to himself: "Invincible, it's so lonely..."
Then, it floated away, leaving only the body of the giant beast and the shock of the onlookers from all walks of life.
And the flashy special effects that haven’t worn off yet.
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
Pointing at the TV, the little paper man shouted excitedly, and even jumped directly onto the coffee table in front of him. His palm was already on the paper sword at his waist, as if he was about to draw the sword and follow suit in the next second.
Let Su Ping stop shouting he can make money now, he doesn't want to spend money on renovating.
However, it can be seen that his deception method is still very professional and reliable.
Mobilize the enthusiasm of this little paper man!
Thinking of this, Su Ping breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Okay, if you want to become such a swordsman, you need strong strength. Even such a swordsman is trained with one sword after another. Do you understand!?"
"Wow!"
Immediately, without Su Ping's instructions, the little paper man happily ran to the garden of the side room outside the door, and began to practice the stabbing and slashing over and over again.
Looking at the hard-working little paper man, Su Ping smiled and nodded, and then said something he would regret for the rest of his life:
"Very good, let's do this. After training for more than four hours in the future, you can watch the videos of famous swordsmen for a while and study the skills of swordsmen!"
Little paper man: ヾ(▽)ノ
"Wow! (Yeah!)"
I just saw that there was actually a reward. Thank you. It’s really a great encouragement.
(End of this chapter)