No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 14 - Acting cool after smoking syndrome

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Longevity: Never Leave The Mountain Until You Are Invincible

After traveling through time and space and being reborn, Chu Chen obtained a fruit of immortality, and since then, there has been one more immortal in the world. He sought the method of cultivating immortality in the mortal world, and witnessed the rise and fall of dynasties. He worked in a sect of cultivating immortality, and witnessed the birth of immortality. He worked in the Supreme Immortal Dynasty, and witnessed the change of eras. For tens of millions of years, hundreds of millions of years, he just wanted to obtain true immortality.

Ongoing
Douluo: My Summoning Card Can Shake The Title Douluo

Fighting one, torture three) (Multiple female protagonists) (Self-built faction) Ling Han opened his eyes and became a poor little boy in the Holy Soul Village whose parents died? Don't panic! The mythical beast martial soul [Ice Prison Dragon King] is directly arranged! Starting from the innate level 20 soul power! Draw a summoning card at will-96-level Super Douluo·Ice Phoenix Xue Qinglan will guard you closely! A hundred thousand year soul ring? It's just the standard configuration for big guys! "Sister Xue, let's go! Take me to the Far North to grab... No, hunt for the first soul ring!" Novice village? Graduated! Ride the Ice Phoenix and rush straight to the life forbidden zone! Five thousand years of top ice soul beast? That's just the starting package! Extreme Ice VS Far North! Permafrost? Top soul bone? Summoning card? Get the system task rewards! When the roar of the Ice Prison Dragon King tears through the wind and snow, when the Ice Phoenix...

Ongoing
Cultivation: I Signed In With The Talent Of An Immortal At The Start

[Cultivation] + [Cautious/Steady Development] + [Keywords] + [Longevity] + [Sign-In] + [No Suppressing Cultivation Level] + [Fast-Paced] (New book launch! Please leave more positive reviews to encourage the author. The rating will go up quickly.) Han Xuanji transmigrated to a cultivation world and discovered that everyone in the cultivation realm is extremely competitive. For someone like him with no talent, no resources, and no background cultivation is incredibly difficult. Fortunately, he activated the Sign-In System. As long as he signs in at places filled with Dao resonance, he can receive all kinds of rewards. Signing in in front of the Patriarch’s statue, he obtained the keyword: [Talent of an Immortal]. [Talent of an Immortal]: A term used in the cultivation world to refer to those with top-tier talent. You possess immortal spiritual roots far superior to heavenly spiritual roots. You have full attribute compatibility and are suited to practice any cultivation method. Signing in at the Dao Transmission Stele, he obtained the keyword: [Extraordinary Comprehension]. Signing in at the Pill Refining Hall, he obtained a bottle of supreme-grade pills. Signing in at the Sect’s Treasury, he received a chest of supreme-grade spirit stones. While others bitterly cultivate and clash with demonic cultivators, Han Xuanji slacks off and checks in daily within the sect. All kinds of spiritual pills, divine weapons, and peerless techniques are at his fingertips. In short, Han Xuanji just lies low within the sect. As for going out to explore and adventure? Only fools would do that! P.S.: This is a "cautious cultivation" novel. The protagonist focuses on development and doesn’t act arrogant or slap faces.

Ongoing
Hogwarts Starts With Stealing Power

Others travel through time, systems, points, and omniscience. Lin Xia travels through time and turns into Myrtle at the beginning. In addition to the unbreakable confinement, the ghost is eyeing her covetously, and there is also a two-soul body snatching will. What kind of sky-shattering start is this? ? Lin Xia: Okay, okay, this is how you want to play it, right? She holds the scales of fate, reverses the strength and weakness, and sacrifices the basilisk! After finally glimpsing a glimpse of the secret, Lin Xia reincarnates again and finds that a stupid soul splitter in Hogwarts always brings her many surprises. Gryffindor's body forging method, Ravenclaw's soul forging method, Slytherin's soul tempering method, Hufflepuff's fishing method, the ancient twenty-eight holy clans... Lin Xia, coming from the end of the world, holds the scales of fate high, steals the secrets in the shadows, and finally holds the power of the gods! (Upgrade flow, modern mystery, behind-the-scenes flow, no CP)

Ongoing
Soul Travels To Xiaozhi, And Kills Gouhao At The Beginning

Pokémon has no qualifications + can carry up to four skills, please leave if you don't like it As a senior Pokémon fan, Xu Zhi traveled to the Pokémon world and took over the body of Ash. Let's see how Ash will step on his powerful enemies, punch the Four Heavenly Kings, and win the beauty in this life. (PS: The four-skill limit here means that there are only four skill slots. A Pokémon can only learn four skills at a time, but the replaced skills still remain in the Pokémon's skill pool and can be recalled at any time, including the new skills learned, which can be replaced at any time. So although there are only four skills, as long as the protagonist is willing, all four skills can be replaced at any time, learning four new skills, or recalling the four old skills that were replaced)

Ongoing
The Cheating Boy Plays Around In The World Of Immortal Cultivation

[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life! As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor! If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch! Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence! Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation. The introduction is weak, please read the text!

Ongoing
The Schoolgirl Secret Agent

She is an international ace agent,An amazing doctor, God of Assassination, However due to a box she accidentally rebirthed and became an ordinary junior high school student. Weak and incompetent, That scum woman wants to put her head into the toilet. The gambling father, borrowed a lot of money and now they are being chased by loan sharks for debt? There is also a group annoying people in her life. The reborned Yunxiao sneers: I want to know how to write the dead words! She returned from the wind, high-profile attack, if people dared to bully me, they are courting death!Status in COO: 2803 Chapters (Completed)

Ongoing
I am a Gao Fushuai Villain

Lin Yuan traversed to an urban romance novel. His identity is a Gao Fushuai and he is also a villain. Fortunately, he can make choices to get corresponding rewards. Note- Gao Fushuai means tall, rich, and handsome (Mr.Perfect).【Ding! The heroine expressed her disgust for you! Please make a choice! 】【Choice 1: Be the embodiment of licking dog and apologize to her. Reward: ‘Master Level Martial Arts’! 】【Choice 2: Resolutely retire from marriage, refuse to lick the dog! Reward: ‘God-level Medical Skills’! 】He can also grab the opportunities of the protagonist and plunder his luck to get stronger.“Ding! Charm is increased by 50 points!”“Ding! Strength is increased by 20 points!”Who says that the villain is destined to be trampled by the protagonist?I want to personally smash the protagonist’s halo!System: Now you are the protagonist“No, I just want to be a villain.”

Ongoing
City of Desire [Kingdom Building]

Suffering the machinations of family, Remus is sent to the newly built border city of Greltheaven. A place filled with opportunities but also dangers.If it had been up to him, he would have stayed in the safety of the empire, slowly building his business as he had planned, but he did not have a choice, either go to the dangerous city or live a mediocre life.

Completed
Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

[Farming + Relaxed Entertainment + Traveling]Fang Zhengyi traveled through time to the Dajing Dynasty and became a minor county magistrate.He spent seven years building his own paradise, hoping to be a local emperor and live a carefree life.In the 13th year of Jinghe, Emperor Dajing went on a private visit and accidentally entered Taoyuan County...The emperor was shocked when he first entered the county!There are all kinds of novel things, which are dazzling."What is a flush toilet? It's so convenient! Hey... you actually use paper...?""Is this mirror also like something from heaven?"“And this…”........Not long after, the emperor and the prince visited Taoyuan County again.See how the young magistrate manages the court, marries the princess, and reaches the pinnacle of power!This is an imaginary historical view, drawing on the history of various dynasties. I hope you enjoy reading it.Show moreAuthor's Other NovelsMy magic weapons are all rule-based

Completed
Pursuit of the Truth

Three thousand years of bowing down to the Demon Lord, I would rather be a mortal than a celestial being when looking back, but for her I will… become one who controls life and death!

Ongoing
Painting of the Nine Immortals

Untolerated by heaven, a boy was restricted by the most powerful spell.He accidentally acquired a painting inhabited by nine souls that claimed to be immortal.Then, the legend of a strong young man who violated heavenly principles against the course of nature began.

Chapter 14 - Acting cool after smoking syndrome

Chapter 14 – Acting cool after smoking syndrome

At this moment, Lie Gu walked into the room with jolting buttocks. When Lie Gu walked into the room, Qing Ya was shocked, and Lie Gu trembled for a bit, what a beautiful woman…

“Woof, woof, woof~” Lie Gu raised his head and barked a few times.

Imperial translation: “Your honor, didn’t you say that you wouldn’t touch the same woman twice?”

“She is my wife.” Ye Hua said indifferently.

Lie Gu suddenly jumped backward and looked at Qing Ya in disbelieve, then afterward, he kneeled down on the floor and barked with his head raised, “Woof, woof, woof~”

Imperial translation: “Honorable madam, please receive this humble one’s kowtow.”

Qing Ya snorted, “The master is strange, and so is the dog too.”

Although Qing Ya was grumbling with her mouth, her hands were focused on cleaning the table. She exerted all her strength to wipe off the oil stain on the table, seemingly not being to stand to look at this kind of thing. Seems like she was also a woman who has mysophobia. As for Ye Hua, he lied down on the sofa and watch the Calabash Brothers fight with the vixen together with Lie Gu.

After throwing away the rubbish, Qing Ya walked into the room and when she saw that Ye Hua was still watching the cartoon, she shouted, “I’m here tired like a dog, and you are here watching television, do you not know how to try helping me for a bit?!”

Ye Hua did not turn his head back at all. While stroking Lie Gu’s head, he said indifferently, “You think too much, a dog isn’t as tired as you.”

“Ye Hua! Do you want to fight?!” Qing Ya’s eyes immediately turned red. This is my first time cleaning things up, forget about you not helping me at all, but you actually mock at me after I cleaned things up, how could there be a man like this in this world!

“Woof, woof, woof~”

Imperial translation: “Your honor, the madam is crying.”

Ye Hua shook his head. This woman’s mental strength sure is weak, just one sentence only and it is able to make her cry, I really don’t know how she managed to earn all that money.

In the past, Qing Ya was not like this. Perhaps it was because she was pregnant now and her mood fluctuation was comparatively bigger now. Adding on with that right now she only trusts Ye Hua, but the state that Ye Hua displayed out was different from what she had expected. This kind of feeling made her felt very perplexed and also grievance.

Ye Hua closed the television and said indifferently, “Let’s go out and take a walk, it will be beneficial for the fetus.”

Seeing that Ye Hua’s tone softened, Qing Ya snorted, “Not going.”

It has been a very long time that someone rejected me so many times within a day, yet, I can’t do anything about it at all because she is my child’s mother.

Lie Gu barked out a few more times again.

Imperial translation: “Your honor, madam sure has a personality.”

Ye Hua took a glare at Lie Gu, and the latter curled up his body in fear. This woman is in lack of a lot of teaching!

Grabbing onto Qing Ya’s pure white wrist, Ye Hua said in a deep voice, “Let’s go!”

“Not going, not going!!!”

Ye Hua did not care that much and just pulled onto Qing Ya and walked.

“Be gentler a bit, it hurts!”

At this time, it was Leisure Bar’s peak period, many women waited at the bar as usual. The familiar sounds of footsteps started ringing out from the stairs, just that the sounds sounded like it was in a bit of a hurry, and also, there were the sounds of another footstep.

When the women saw Ye Hua appeared, and he was pulling onto an incomparably beautiful woman, countless sounds of glass breaking could be heard within Leisure Bar, those were the sounds of heartbreaks.

“The boss…he is actually pulling onto another woman!”

“And they are so intimate too…what happened to the boss!”

“Let go of the boss, he doesn’t belong to you, he belongs to the entire world!”

However, the men who were seated in the bar were different, when they saw Qing Ya’s face, they were stupefied! It is not unreasonable that the boss likes a woman like this. Another woman like this cannot be found in this entire bar, that red eyes of the woman, it makes her seems so pitiful and lovely at the same time.

Eh, incorrect! Why are the beautiful woman’s eyes red? Thinking about it, it could be that the boss is too vicious…

When Qing Ya heard the painful grumbles of those women, she felt disdain in her heart, what is good about this man, you all are only confused by his outer appearance, this man is already at the point where he almost needs to be spoon-fed when eating, being his wife is the equivalent of doing bitter work for him, and furthermore, you have to listen to him preach time to time, and even have to get ridiculed at a few times.

“Let go, I know how to walk!” Qing Ya’s anger had calmed down by a lot.

Ye Hua let go of Qing Ya’s wrist, “Don’t try to make me angry in the future.”

Qing Ya’s anger which had just calmed down was immediately ignited up again, “Ye Hua, just who is the one that is trying to make who angry, you better explain it clearly to me today!”

“Your tone right now is exactly trying to make me angry.” Ye Hua said indifferently.

Qing Ya sneered, “I am just precisely trying to make you angry, what are you going to do about it? If you have the guts, you can not want the child then! Worst come to worst, I will just raise the child on my own, then married to someone else and let your child recognize someone else as the father!”

Ye Hua’s footsteps immediately came to a stop. This woman is not only foolish, but she is also already foolish to the point that she is crazy.

“What is it, angry already? Want to hit me? Come on~ I will let you hit me, in any case, you only know how to bully me!” Qing Ya shouted angrily, erupting out all the grievance in her heart.

Ye Hua suddenly turned around and raised his hand, there was a trace of viciousness within his pale face.

Looking at Ye Hua who was calm and scary at the same time, Qing Ya’s beautiful eyes turned red again, he really wants to beat me! Tears started sliding down Qing Ya’s delicate face.

The slap that Qing Ya imagined did not land on her face, and instead, the palm of Ye Hua’s hand rubbed gently onto Qing Ya’s cheek.

“I’m not that bad to the point that I would hit a woman.” Ye Hua said in a deep voice. After finish speaking, he continued walking forward, leaving Qing Ya who was standing right there with a foolish expression.

This bastard! He actually changed a new way to tease me, I definitely cannot endure it! I must think of a way to punish him, if not I will suffocate myself to death!

Qing Ya ran for a bit to chase after Ye Hua who was at the front. The two of them came to the river bank to go for a walk. The slight wind made one felt carefree and relaxed, but, both Qing Ya and Ye Hua did not bother with each other.

During the whole journey, Qing Ya was pondering over Ye Hua’s weak points, and the conclusion that she got, in the end, was that, no matter what Ye Hua did, he wouldn’t dare to really beat her, and would only use his mouth to talk, so as long as she takes advantage of this point, she would be able to anger him.

“Are you prepared for tomorrow night’s family feast?” Qing Ya asked casually and dragged her fingers at her beautiful hair that was blown messy by the wind. Too beautiful, the men that were in the surrounding all knocked into a tree.

Don’t talk about a family feast, even if it was a feast at Hongmen, Ye Hua also wouldn’t look upon it seriously. Right now, aside from the child, there was no one, and nothing that could give rise to Ye Hua’s interest.

(鸿门宴: Feast at Hongmen – A feast set up to murder it’s guest.)

“There is nothing to prepare.”

Qing Ya did not like this point of Ye Hua the most, he is acting cool too much already, and he still dares to say that I was acting cool.

“Your opponent is very strong, the vicious sickness that my grandpa gotten back when he was at the battlefield was cured by that fiancé of mine. My dad’s periarthritis and my mom’s rheumatism were both cured by him too.”

Ye Hua silently took out a cigarette and lighted it up, “You are my wife right now, not someone else’s fiancé.”

“I’m discussing tactics with you, what are you bringing this up for!” Qing Ya wrinkled her brows and said in displease.

Ye Hua took a puff, then unhurriedly exhale, “No tactics are needed, it is but an insignificant person only.”

“Can you not act cool?” Qing Ya held onto her forehead. Could it be that this man suffers from acting cool after smoking syndrome? Every time when he talks while smoking, he can brag especially well.

When he is not smoking, he is a people of Long’an City, but when he is smoking, the entire Long’an City is his.

Leaning on the protective railing, Ye Hua flicked the cigarette ash and said indifferently, “Qing Ya, your scope is still too low.”

Here he comes again!

“My scope is low, how about you raise my scope for me then.” Qing Ya also leaned on the protective railing. I want to listen to just what this man can brag about this time.

Ye Hua flicked the cigarette butt and said unhurriedly, “Do you feel that you are very formidable?”

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device