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Your Majesty, Please Stop Messing Around.

Your Majesty, Please Stop Messing Around.

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Chapter 46: Bad idea

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Chapter 46: Bad idea

The woman in red slowly withdrew her gaze from Lin Jiangnian. She was beginning to have trouble understanding the man before her. This made her heart tremble slightly, and she felt an uneasy feeling that she was about to lose control.

But then, the thought quickly dissipated.

He was possessed by her love poison and could not escape her control!

"However, she is the eldest daughter of the Xu family after all. Killing her is definitely not easy!"

The woman in red seemed to remember something and shook her head slightly.

Xu Lan is protected by experts, and she rarely goes out. It is extremely difficult to assassinate her in Linjiang City!

"I need your help!"

Lin Jiangnian glanced at her and asked, "How can I help?"

"Help me lure her out!"

A hint of coldness flashed in the eyes of the red-dressed woman: "As long as I can get rid of the guards around her, I can kill her."

"I can't help you."

Lin Jiangnian refused without a second thought: "Killing her is your business, I won't get involved..."

"If my identity is exposed, both you and I will be doomed!"

The woman in red frowned.

This is indeed what she is most worried about.

Xu Lan must be eliminated!

She knew Lin Jiangnian's fake identity, and if she exposed it, the consequences would be disastrous.

Although she hasn't betrayed Lin Jiangnian yet, who can guarantee that she will keep this secret forever?

She doesn't believe any evidence!

Only the dead keep secrets.

But then, the woman in red frowned even deeper.

If she didn't have Lin Jiangnian's help, it would be very difficult for her to assassinate Xu Lan on her own.

More importantly... Lin Jiangnian had tricked her out before, but after this time, no one could guarantee whether she had any backup plan?

If she is on guard, killing her might backfire.

Thinking of this, the eyes of the woman in red turned slightly cold.

trouble!

It's already a big trouble!

How to deal with her?

The woman in red pondered for a moment, then looked up at Lin Jiangnian and saw that Lin Jiangnian was looking at her calmly.

Seeing that familiar yet somewhat ambiguous face, she seemed to have thought of something for a moment.

Perhaps, there seems to be another way?

"I have another idea!"

"What?"

The woman in red thought for a moment and said, "Think of a way to capture her!"

"Get it?"

Lin Jiangnian looked at her suspiciously: "Which one are you talking about?"

The woman in red looked at Lin Jiangnian and said seriously, "If you want her to shut up completely, besides killing her, there's only one last way left. That's to make her your woman, to make her a grasshopper on the same string as you. Wouldn't that make things easier?"

Lin Jiangnian: “…”

I thought she could come up with some good idea.

What a bad idea!

"Also, since she knew your identity was fake, why didn't she expose you?"

The woman in red narrowed her eyes. "You were so close to killing her. Logically, she should be terrified and avoiding you. Why did she dare to come to you..."

"Don't you think this is wrong?"

Lin Jiangnian was stunned.

After being reminded by her, Xu Lan seemed to be a little abnormal.

Normal people don't seem to react like this?

"So, if my guess is correct... she might be interested in you!"

The woman in red glanced at him and said, "You might as well give it a try. Either by forcing her or drugging her... Make her yours. Then it will be easier to control her!"

Lin Jiangnian was silent.

Force?

Drugging?

What kind of bad ideas did she come up with?

"If all else fails, get closer to her, then try to trick her out. We'll work together to kill her quietly...without anyone knowing!"

The red-dressed woman's burning eyes clearly showed that she was very satisfied with her plan.

"I refuse!"

"Why?"

"I will never sell my body!"

Lin Jiangnian spoke expressionlessly.

The woman in red glanced at him and asked, "Is your body valuable?"

"This isn't a question of value..." Lin Jiangnian thought for a moment, "It's a matter of dignity!"

"dignity?"

The red-dressed woman looked him up and down with her beautiful eyes: "Do you think... you can talk to me about dignity?"

"Besides, Xu Lan is the eldest daughter of the Xu family after all, a legitimate daughter of an aristocratic family...are you still dissatisfied with her?"

This is no longer a question of whether to dislike it or not!

Her bad idea is really bad!

"I think...why don't you just find a way to kill her?"

Lin Jiangnian thought about it and sighed.

"If I could kill her so easily, why would I need to waste my time talking to you?" The woman in red rolled her eyes at him and said unhappily.

"This is the best solution right now. Either kill her, or find a way to make her one of our own..."

The red-dressed woman gradually stopped smiling and said seriously, "I will never allow any unstable factors to exist. Do you understand?"

Lin Jiangnian was silent.

She was actually right.

Xu Lan's existence is ultimately a hidden danger.

As for the so-called use of leverage over each other, it was nothing but Xu Lan's wishful thinking.

He couldn't possibly trust Xu Lan completely!

Then, killing her or turning her into one of your own is the best option.

only……

Lin Jiang sighed lightly. He couldn't bring himself to kill her, but to make her his own... Lin Jiangnian was even more reluctant to do it.

Who could be interested in a brother?

More importantly, Lin Jiangnian doesn't like the feeling of being forced!

The woman in red in front of him was threatening him.

silence!

The woman in red glanced at Lin Jiangnian, slowly took out a small porcelain bottle from her arms, and placed it on the table in front of him.

Lin Jiangnian glanced at it and asked, "What is this?"

"Drugs!"

Lin Jiangnian was stunned and realized her purpose.

"When she comes to see you again tomorrow, you can naturally invite her to stay for dinner, and then take the opportunity to put the medicine in her bowl... This medicine is colorless and odorless, and it takes half an incense stick to take effect, and you won't feel anything afterwards..."

The woman in red narrowed her eyes and stared at Lin Jiangnian: "Do you understand what I mean?"

Lin Jiangnian was silent.

"Where did you get the medicine?"

"Don't worry about that... You have to take her down. That's what you have to do next!"

At this point, the woman in red seemed to think of something and looked at the silent Lin Jiangnian with a slightly suspicious look: "Why do you keep making excuses? Could it be..."

"You can't?"

Xu Lan was the eldest daughter of the Xu family, dignified and refined, with practically no flaws besides a slightly careless personality. Yet this guy was being so reluctant and even resorted to the excuse of not selling his body and dignity... Could it be that he was impotent?

A deliberate excuse?

Noticing the fiery and slightly suspicious gaze of the woman in red, Lin Jiangnian finally couldn't remain silent anymore.

Being questioned about anything is fine!

He couldn't stand being questioned about that aspect...

Lin Jiangnian picked up the small porcelain bottle on the table, looked at it carefully, and glanced at her: "Are you sure this medicine will work?"

"certainly!"

"Is the medicine strong?"

The woman in red nodded and said calmly, "Don't worry, this medicine is extremely strong, and it's colorless and odorless. Even the most powerful martial arts masters will find it difficult to resist and will be affected..."

"That……"

Lin Jiangnian thought for a moment, then glanced at her again: "If it were you... would you also be affected?"

The woman in red was startled, and a gleam of light flashed in her beautiful eyes: "What do you mean by that?"

"Do you want to drug me?"

“I have this idea.”

Lin Jiangnian nodded honestly: "I think instead of drugging Xu Lan, I'd rather drug you..."

"Isn't it more useful to make you mine than to make Xu Lan mine?"

The woman in red: "..."

“…”

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