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Your Majesty, Please Stop Messing Around.

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Chapter 5: Your Highness, it’s time to drink medicine

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Chapter 5: Your Highness, it’s time to drink medicine

Life is like this, sometimes the more you resist, the more excited it becomes!

For Lin Jiangnian, he was forced into a corner by fate from the beginning and was ruthlessly pressed to the ground and fucked and played with.

There was only one way to survive before him.

Impersonating the Prince of Lin!

The real Prince Lin is dead, so he is the real Prince Lin!

Now the only thing Lin Jiangnian needs to pray for is that the woman in red has cleaned up the body of Prince Lin and left no evidence.

After taking another deep breath, Lin Jiangnian gradually calmed down and his mind began to become clear.

After realizing his situation, he had to be cautious and tread carefully if he wanted to survive.

Just then, there was another knock on the door.

Lin Jiangnian's eyes suddenly focused, and he spoke cautiously: "Who?"

"It's me."

A familiar, weak voice came from outside the door.

The voice sounds familiar.

Lin Jiangnian quickly remembered.

It was the girl who suddenly broke into the room when he woke up, saw his indecent behavior, and then shouted.

Lin Jiangnian lay back on the bed. The situation was unclear at the moment, so he continued to pretend to be sick.

"Come in!"

The door of the room was slowly pushed open.

Then, the little maid with pigtails came in carrying a bowl of hot medicine.

She first glanced around the room cautiously, and her gaze quickly fell on the bed not far away. When she saw the Crown Prince lying on the bed, her smart eyes blinked, as if she thought of something, her little face flushed slightly, and she quickly shook her head.

"Your Highness... Slave, this servant is here to bring you medicine!"

"Your Highness, it's time to take your medicine!"

“…”

Lin Jiangnian, who was lying on the bed, heard the slightly soft voice and subconsciously looked up.

In the room, not far from the bed, stood a pretty little girl with a delicate and pretty face.

She looked to be about fourteen or fifteen years old, with a slightly delicate face that was slightly chubby, but one could still see the outline of a beautiful woman.

She is so delicate and beautiful even before she fully opens. If nothing unexpected happens, she will probably be a stunningly beautiful woman when she grows up.

She had two ponytails hanging down her shoulders, and wore a light green skirt that showed off her slender figure. She wore a pair of exquisite embroidered shoes, faintly revealing a pair of small jade feet.

But perhaps because the girl is still young and has not had time to develop, the flat chest of her skirt looks a bit awkward and regrettable.

Lin Jiangnian felt regretful for a moment before looking away.

"Let's put it there for now."

Lin Jiangnian spoke.

The little maid stood not far from the bed. She looked up and glanced at Lin Jiangnian quietly, then lowered her head as if feeling guilty. She said cautiously, "Sister Zhiyuan told you, Your Highness, to take the medicine quickly..."

Hearing the little maid's weak voice and her submissive expression, Lin Jiangnian's heart softened: "Then..."

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, he suddenly reacted.

wrong!

His current identity is the Prince of Lin.

Who is the Prince of Lin?

According to the woman in red, the Prince of Lin was an uneducated, bullying scum. How could such a bastard be so easy to talk to in his own house?

Is he too gentle to this little maid?

Should I be more arrogant?

A bit of a bad attitude?

Realizing this, Lin Jiangnian paused, his expression suddenly changed, his tone suddenly became heavier, and he snorted coldly.

"I don't want to drink. Are you going to force me?"

Lin Jiangnian's expression suddenly changed and his tone became serious, which frightened the little maid so much that her face turned pale and her delicate body trembled slightly.

"Slave, this slave dares not..."

"You don't dare. This prince thinks you are very brave. What's your name? Xiaozhu, right?"

"Yes, yes..."

The little maid lowered her head, her face pale.

She had heard from other sisters in the mansion that Prince Lin was lustful, cruel, moody, and very difficult to get along with... Now it seems that it is true!

Why did you suddenly change your face?

"This prince will remember you. You're lucky this time. I'm not feeling well right now, so I'll let you go for now. I'll settle with you next time..."

Hearing this, the little maidservant was immediately frightened and trembled all over, her hands and feet trembling, and her voice trembled with a bit of tears: "Your Highness..."

"What? You don't want to leave yet?"

Lin Jiangnian's eyes fell on the little maid in front of him. Seeing that she was frightened by a few words, he gradually felt relieved.

This little maidservant's skills are obviously far inferior to Zhiyuan's. She looks like a newcomer and can be easily controlled with just a scare.

Thinking of this, Lin Jiangnian narrowed his eyes, looked up and down at the little maid in front of him, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly, revealing a hint of playful sneer: "Could it be that you want to sleep with this prince?"

The little maid was so frightened that she took a step back, her face pale. She subconsciously covered her chest and said in panic: "Your Highness, no, don't..."

She had just entered the Prince Lin's Mansion not long ago, and was finally chosen by Sister Zhiyuan to serve His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.

But, but Sister Zhiyuan didn't say that I would serve her like this?!

Seeing His Royal Highness the Crown Prince looking at her with ill intentions, the little maidservant was extremely nervous and panicked, with tears welling up in the corners of her eyes.

I feel pity for him.

Obviously terrified!

Lin Jiangnian sneered, his eyes fixed on the petite figure of the maidservant in front of him, and he looked her up and down with ill intent: "If you don't want to sleep with me, then get out of here right away. If I regret it later, you won't have anywhere to regret it."

Hearing this, the little maidservant immediately felt relieved. Without saying anything else, she quickly fled from the tiger's mouth abyss with a look of panic on her face.

Lin Jiangnian narrowed his eyes, looked at the embarrassed back of the little girl as she fled in panic, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

He was quite satisfied with his acting just now. Who could have guessed that he had some talent as a dandy and bully prince?

You know what, this bully prince is really interesting to play...

Recovering his composure, Lin Jiangnian thought of the little maid just now, and pondered, this little maid looks like she is easy to bully?

Maybe... I can start with her?

…

Outside the door.

After the little maid escaped from the prince's room, she stumbled away with her head down.

At the end of the corridor, a figure in purple stood there quietly.

Waiting for a long time.

It was not until he got closer that he saw the appearance of the little maid in front of him. Her face was flushed, and there was a look of panic and fear on her face. The corners of her eyes were slightly red and there were some tears in them.

"What's wrong?" Zhiyuan asked expressionlessly.

The little maid lowered her head and tremblingly told everything that had just happened in the room.

After listening to it, Zhiyuan Qing's brows tightened slightly, then relaxed again.

"You mean, His Highness just asked you to sleep with him?"

"Yes, yes..." The little maid lowered her head, trembling and stammering.

Zhiyuan looked normal, still expressionless.

That’s right!

This is indeed the bad behavior of His Highness.

…

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