Chapter 118: The challenge of holding back laughter: Donglin plays JJ Qi Long's life now can be said to be very fulfilling. He records the CCTV program "Amazing Challenge" on Mondays and the Shanghai TV program "Extreme Men's Gang" on Thursdays. He also performs in small theaters two to three days a week and occasionally assists in other people's special performances or commercial performances. In my free time, I use it to recharge myself, learn mobile phone software, write works, prepare for a special performance with Dongqiang, and also fall in love. Unexpectedly, the production team of "Amazing Challenge" gave them a big job and challenged them to organize a large-scale evening party! This is a large-scale charity performance. No tickets are charged, but books are accepted! Books will be donated to children in poor areas to build libraries, set up reading corners in classes, etc., which is very much like CCTV taking the lead. The six people were stunned when they heard that the production team asked them to organize a party. Isn’t this too big of a challenge? There are six of us, two hosts, two crosstalk performers, two actors, but not a single singer. The evening party can't just have language programs, right? Director Xie said that he invited guests for their sake, but the selection of guests required them to pass a game: the hold-laugh challenge. The six members will challenge the work of concert planning. They will hold meetings together to discuss what is needed for the stage. They must remain serious throughout the process. If they laugh, they will be punished and deduct points. In the end, the person with the highest score will get priority in selecting the guests. Ruan Jingtian raised his hand: "Report, can I apply for two pieces of tape to seal Qi Long and Sa Beining's mouths? They are too naughty!" "I agree! I want to laugh as soon as Qi Long opens his mouth!" Sha Yi supports Ruan Jingtian. "Hahahahahaha!" Yue Yunpeng and Nicometti were laughing, while Qi Long and Sa Beining looked innocent. Qi Long turned to look at Sa Beining: "Teacher Sa, look, Yue Yunpeng is still smiling."
Sa Beining nodded: "That's right, it would be so funny if a crosstalk artist couldn't say something funny!" Yue Yunpeng, who was originally happy, suddenly lost his smile, and the others laughed even louder. Ruan Jingtian laughed and said, "What should we do? They are sure to win!" Of course, the program crew couldn't seal Qi Long's mouth with tape. So everyone entered a conference room at the TV station. There was a whiteboard in front of the room where they could write down what effect they wanted their stage performance to have. Dry ice, bubble machines, flames, etc. Qi Long was the first to stand up, but was held down by Nicomati. He couldn't let him speak, as he said if he revealed some secrets, everyone would be in trouble. "Brother Sha, go first, according to age." Sha Yi nodded and walked forward, but he didn't look down at his feet. There was a small step in front of the meeting room, and Sha Yi missed the step and fell on the podium. This unexpected body humor is really hilarious. Those who are trying to hold back their laughter either grit their teeth or pinch their legs, trying hard not to laugh. Qi Long turned to look at Nicometti: "Xiao Ni, can you pinch your own legs? Don't pinch mine!" "Um, um" Ruan Jingtian, who was sitting opposite Qi Long, couldn't hold it back anymore and let out a painful groan. "You want to give birth?" Sa Beining looked at him with concern. Ruan Jingtian avoided his gaze and looked at the ceiling. Nicometti: "You are so mean, when did I pinch your leg? I was deliberately teasing others!" Sha Yi on the stage and Ruan Jingtian in the audience all looked away. At this time, there was a knock on the door of the conference room, and a middle-aged man with a toolbox walked in: "The light above this conference room is broken, let me fix it, sorry to bother you!" As he spoke, the uncle took off his hat, revealing his Mediterranean hairstyle, and bowed to everyone. They originally thought it was an unexpected situation, so the six people were looking at the uncle. Just with this one look, Ruan Jingtian burst into laughter, while the others closed their mouths and twitched. There is nothing wrong with the uncle's Mediterranean hairstyle, so why should he draw a smiley face on his Mediterranean scalp? Isn’t this too absurd? Sure enough, the meeting was fake, the production team has a trick up their sleeve! Ruan Jingtian was dragged out for punishment, but the uncle's comedy continued. Such a plain-looking uncle was actually wearing cute pink fingerless socks, took off his shoes and stepped on the table, just fixing the light bulb, and muttering to himself.
"Who is this, swearing at the lamp again?" "Hmm" Everyone looked at each other, their faces flushed red. At this time, Ruan Jingtian came in, wearing the same Mediterranean wig as the uncle. As soon as he appeared, Sha Yi and Sa Beining both broke down. It was even funnier to see a familiar person like this, and the two were pulled out with a smile. After a while, Sha Yi painted two conspicuous blushes on herself and came in while picking her nose. Sa Beining used a piece of tape to stick on the center of his face to keep his nose in an upward pig nose expression. The funny appearance of the two made Ruan Jingtian, who had just sat down, walk out laughing again. Nicomati, Yue Yunpeng and Qi Long are still enduring. Sa Beining and Sha Yi were unwilling to give up. Sha Yi came up to Yue Yunpeng and acted funny, while Sa Beining came to Qi Long and Nicomati and looked at them. Qi Long reached out, grabbed the tape and pulled it hard. The moment the tape was pulled off, Sa Beining howled in pain. “Hahahahahahahaha!” Nicometti burst into laughter: “I can’t stand it, I really can’t stand it!” "Hehe!" Qi Long's prank was successful and he smiled habitually. Sabeining Nigmaiti immediately pointed at him and said, “Yeah!” Qi Long covered his head and said, "It's over. There's something wrong with my brain!" Yue Yunpeng on the other side was also confronted by Sha Yi, "Are you very hungry? If you are very hungry, then tell Shan Niang and she will make you some noodle soup!" Yue Yunpeng pinched his thigh and slammed the table: "What what mother?" In this way, all six people went into the punishment room once. The so-called punishment room is a dressing room with all kinds of funny props, and they are free to choose to make others laugh. "The program team obviously wants us to attack each other. We can't follow the program team. We need to unite and stop messing with each other. Let's see what other tricks the program team has?" Qi Long suggested. Everyone agreed temporarily, and at this time there was another knock on the door. After the six people shouted "Come in", they didn't dare to look up. It turned out that the beautiful CCTV host Ma Fanshu walked in. Normally, people will feel happy and their lips will curl up involuntarily when they see beautiful things, especially beautiful women. Before, when Qiduo participated in the show to dance, the six old men laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop. But this time, everyone had a serious face, not letting the corners of their mouths rise, and just stood up to greet him. "Hello teachers, I heard you were recording a program, so I came to bring you coffee!" Ma Fanshu put the coffee on the table. "Thank you, thank you, Xiao Ma. We should greet you with a smile, but we can't smile. Sorry, sorry!" Sa Beining apologized to the other party and distributed coffee. Everyone thanked him with a stern face. "Oh, it's still hot coffee. It's nice to drink something hot when it's cold!" Sha Yi sighed. "Let's toast to Ms. Ma Fanshu!" Qi Long suggested. Even if they couldn't greet her with a smile, they had to be polite! Everyone agreed, raised a cup of coffee, opened the drinking spout and poured the water into their mouths. "puff"
"Forehead" All kinds of weird noises were heard, and some people even burst out laughing. This coffee cup does not contain coffee, but mutton soup. What a ridiculous design. Who put mutton soup in a coffee cup? This kind of inexplicable and nonsensical comedy is the hardest to defend against. If you know the structure of the jokes and the funny methods, you will have a psychological anticipation in advance. This kind of nonsense is hard to defend against! Ma Fanshu said goodbye to them with a smile, and after walking out, he fell back and looked at Qi Long: "Teacher Qi, I'm wearing high heels!" When Qi Long saw him lying upside down, he knew there was something wrong, so he held it in. The others laughed. This is a meme that Qi Long made himself using the "repetition" effect in the show. It was on the hot search when it was broadcast that day. He himself made the meme, and it was quite funny! Another round of makeup, the program team said that the guests are already in place. Everyone was prepared, thinking that he was definitely here to make people laugh. But it turned out that he was not. The person who came was the national-level singer Han Hong. This time everyone stood up much faster than when Ma Fanshu came in. "Senior Sister!" Qi Long shouted. This is the granddaughter of crosstalk master Liu Baorui. She is of the same generation as him! "Master!" Yue Yunpeng also shouted quickly. "Teacher Han Hong!" The others also called out respectfully. This person is not only very accomplished in singing, but is also always at the forefront of charity, constantly doing charity work to help others. Perhaps it is because of the nature of the charity gala that we were able to invite this person! "What are you doing? Why do you all look like this?" Han Hong looked at them curiously. When he learned it was a mission, he nodded in understanding and greeted everyone. She said she wanted to partner with a member who was a better singer, and then left the room. After Han Hong left, the second group of guests came. They were a man and a woman, they were the Phoenix group! Their songs are popular all over the country, and you can hear their voices in every square and park. The program crew really spent a lot of money to produce another top singing group. "Some people always say we are unsophisticated, but we are actually very trendy!" Linghua said, nudging Zeng Yi at the side: "You should also say something, don't just let me say it!" Zeng Yi glanced at her and said to everyone, "What does Ge Tu have to do with me? I only have a few lyrics!" Obviously, this was a designed funny line, and the six members of the challenge team fell for it again and laughed out loud. The Phoenix group left and the third group of guests appeared. Before they entered the door, a very nice song "Jiangnan" started playing! [We who do not understand the torment of love, hate, and vengeance all think that love is as fickle as the wind and clouds.] "Wow, Lin Junjie is here!" Six people stood up together. He is a big-name singer and has always been very popular! However, as soon as the door was opened, comedian Guo Donglin, wearing a wig, held a microphone and lip-synced: [Believe in Love for One Day.] When I was singing, my wig fell off because I moved so much. At that moment, the group of six burst into laughter, slapping their thighs and the table. "Program crew, you really know how to have fun, hahahahaha!" "Let Mr. Guo wear a wig to play Lin Junjie, hahahaha!" This is so amazing, no one can resist laughing! What's even more amazing is that the real Lin Junjie also walked in with a microphone and helped Guo Donglin pick up the wig. The two brothers sang together like twins and even looked at each other. [We who don’t know how to show tenderness, all think that suicide for love is just an ancient rumor! ]
The six members of the challenge team laughed so hard that they fell over and over, and they couldn’t stop laughing! "Ah, Director Xie is worthy of being a person who came from improvisational programs. He is really good at making people unexpected!" Qi Long praised the director towards the camera when he went to the dressing room. (End of this chapter)
