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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 119: List of Chapters

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Who taught you to be a soldier like this!

After half a lifetime of sewing, Zhao Weihong finally...Sudden death!When he opened his eyes again, Zhao Weihong returned to the summer after he failed the college entrance examination.Looking at the haggard parents, and then looking at the relatives who came to collect the debt.Zhao Weihong pondered for a moment and decided to change the way he lived his life."Dad, I'd better join the army."......Many years later, Zhao Weihong, with stars shining on her shoulders, quietly posted a circle of friends in the dead of night."My whole life, I've been walking on thin ice.""Tell me, can I make it to the other side?"Zhao Weihong’s former squad leader, former company commander... and other leaders were instantly defeated after seeing this post on WeChat Moments!Are you walking on thin ice?Aren’t we the ones who are walking on thin ice?...、This book is also known as "In the military camp, people are walking on thin ice", "After half a lifetime of working on sewing machines, I was reborn as a roll king in the military camp", "How the squad leader was driven crazy", "This new soldier is too obedient!", "Who taught you to be a soldier like this?", etc. Novel keywords: Who taught you to be a soldier like this! No pop-up window, Who taught you to be a soldier like this! txt full download, Who taught you to be a soldier like this! Latest chapter reading

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I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into having a love relationship?

After his rebirth, Xu Qingzhou understood one thing: the age of teens and twenties is for getting out of poverty, not for getting out of being single.So, he set two small goals for himself: one, stop being a bootlicker; two, just win a Nobel Prize.Friend: "I heard that you wrote three SCI papers right after you entered the school?!"Xu Qingzhou: "Basic exercises, do not disturb."Seniors: This is freshman year?......Several years later, looking at the man who was the center of everyone's attention.A school beauty: "I'm just an ordinary academic master, he... is a pervert." Novel keywords: I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into falling in love? No pop-up window, I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into falling in love? txt full set download, I am devoted to scientific research, but you want to trick me into falling in love? Latest chapter reading

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I am reborn, I can tell fortunes and study well

Jiang Hao was reborn in 2013 when he was thirty years old.?After his rebirth, Jiang Hao had no deep hatred or great ambitions. He just planned to buy a few "coins", make some money, buy a house and a car in full, buy pension insurance for his parents, and return to the age of 30 without any pressure.However, his rebirth comes with an [Attendance Punch-in System], which requires him to [Punch in for Exercise], [Punch in for Reading], and [Punch in for Saving Money] every month. Jiang Hao is too lazy to do them, but not punching in would be fatal.Therefore, under the coercion of the [system] and the "calculation" of rebirth, he, an ordinary "non-key" undergraduate student, entered Yenching University for the first time, and then fought back all the way to become "the greatest scholar of this century."?? Novel keywords: I am reborn, I can calculate and study well without pop-up windows, I am reborn, I can calculate and study well txt full download, I am reborn, I can calculate and study well the latest chapter reading

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Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie King

Don’t miss the good girls, and don’t let the bad women go—BY Zhakun.Breaking news in 05: Xu Kun is constantly involved in scandals.Audience: That’s normal. Have you ever seen him play a good guy?News from 11: Exposing the Aquaman Xu Kun.Fans: Impossible! Do you know how hard Kun works?!News from 17: Movie star Xu Kun angrily denounced the young actor for his corrupt personal ethics.Passerby: Well done! It’s time for a big shot in the circle with both moral integrity and artistic talent to step forward!Novel keywords: Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor without pop-up window, Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor txt full download, Huayu: From Prisoner to Movie Emperor latest chapter reading

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Back to the teenage years

If you are born unfortunate and live unfortunate, it is the distortion of the times and the rape of your soul that have left you with a mark of life that cannot be repeated. 2022, reborn with love, the youth returns.

Completed
In Tokyo, a criminal

In 1992, Japan's economic bubble had just burst and social security began to deteriorate. Xu Tianze's soul was reborn as a criminal policeman named Aoyama Hidenobu. As soon as he opened his eyes, he found himself tied up...At the beginning of the new century, an authoritative magazine said: Although Japan lost 90 years since the 10s, they also gained a legendary figure like Aoyama Hidenobu.Some Japanese citizens said: Baka! We would rather lose another 100 years than have this traitor!This book is also known as "Tokyo: From Policeman to Minister" and "This Tokyo is a Little Hot"PS: The protagonist is a prodigal son, who behaves a little despicable but kills decisively. It is a purely refreshing story. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it. The author already has two completed works with tens of thousands of orders, so you can read it with confidence.Novel keywords: People in Tokyo, the law of the wild man without pop-up window, People in Tokyo, the law of the wild man txt full download, People in Tokyo, the law of the wild man latest chapter reading

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After creating a weird sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me

【Behind the scenes】【No female lead】【Monster sequence】【Group portrait】Chen Lingyou was reborn in a parallel world where strange beasts were rampant.After becoming the most powerful psychic, he destroyed the monsters by himself.However, because he was too powerful, he was backstabbed by the alliance. Not only was his cultivation completely destroyed, but he was also sentenced to life imprisonment!In prison, Chen Lingyou's system was upgraded for the second time.It allows him to synthesize potions using special materials and create new and bizarre monsters!Weird Sequence 001: AlienWeird Sequence 002: UmbrellaWeird Sequence 003: …Although the strange beast is dead, strange things arise!The world will eventually be in chaos again, exorcist, demon slayer! Novel keywords: After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me without pop-up windows, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me txt full download, After creating a strange sequence, the whole world regrets backstabbing me latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Siheyuan: the beginning of a happy life

Li Shengjun traveled through Qingman Courtyard and became an ordinary resident of the courtyard.Because he lives alone, he is ostracized by his neighbors.But through his own efforts, Li Shengjun became the youngest level five fitter in the steel rolling mill and started the sign-in system.Moreover, with the promotion of the work grade and the payment of the system, Li Shengjun's life became more and more prosperous. The neighbors who once excluded and isolated Li Shengjun also regretted it now.Yi Zhonghai: "It would be great if pig's feet could help me take care of myself in old age, but I'm so obsessed with lard that I actually wanted Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu to take care of me in old age. It's too late to regret it!!" Novel keywords: Siheyuan: The Beginning of a Happy Life without pop-up windows, Download the complete txt set of Siheyuan: The Beginning of a Happy Life, Read the latest chapters of Siheyuan: The Beginning of a Happy Life

Ongoing
The Age Of Beasts: I Drove Readers Crazy When I Drew Manga

This is a world where skills can be acquired by reading manga.Cartoonists are even more supreme.For a long time, the living space of people in this world has been squeezed by fierce beasts.I can only struggle with the skills I learned from comics. After traveling here, Shen Hui discovered that the manga in this world has reached Ultimate!Artists can only draw empty pictures, without passionate stories or cool skills.In order to earn expectations, Shen Hui embarked on an alternative path to becoming a god.Relying on the skills learned from his comics, human beings slaughtered all the beasts in one fell swoop!"Hokage Ninja": The Chūnin exam has been suspended for half a month, readers all over the country are itching!"One Piece": Summit War starts memory killing, 100,000 monks jump and scold their mothers!..."Please, can you draw well?""If you delay more, Laozi will block the door!"

Ongoing
Job Change For All: I Summon The Boss Army!

The game has come to reality, countless strange worlds have invaded, dungeons are everywhere, monsters are rampant, and Blue Star has entered the era of job change for all!Lu Tian, ​​who came across time, changed his job to become a summoner, but found that his skill panel seemed to be a million points different!【Supreme Supreme】: Self-immune to all negative effects such as silence, dizziness, curse, instant death, etc., permanently obtain a hundred times the attributes and all skills of the summoned object, and can be superimposed infinitely!【Heavenly Summoning】: Summon a powerful BOSS and sign a soul contract with it!...Gradually, when other summoners could only summon low-level babies like goblins, Lu Tian casually summoned an army of forbidden bosses!Not only that, but after the rift in time and space, alien creatures came across dimensions, and when they faced Lu Tian....the foreign evil god: "The opponent is full of big bosses, I can't beat them, so slip away."Lu Tian: "Huh? You want to fight me?"The foreign hero: "Stop talking nonsense, draw your sword! As long as you dare to show your health bar, I will let you see it...Huh? Wait a minute, where is your health bar?! Damn it!!!"...

Ongoing
Huanxi Boy: I Am Fang Yuan, And My Appearance Fascinates Song Qian

Because of staying up late and working overtime, Fang Yuan died suddenly, Fang Yuan was reborn in a parallel world, became Fang Yuan with the same name and surname, and became Tong Wenjie's husband who had just lost his job.At the beginning of the game, Fang Yuan met Song Qian who was drunk and took a taxi on the side of the road. Fang Yuan kindly drove an online car-hailing car to send him home. However, he did not expect that the other party would avenge him, and Bao beat him.Unexpectedly, the sign-in system was activated the next day. At the beginning, he signed in all the shares of high-end restaurants and high-end hotels, and became a billionaire. After inspecting the hotel, he met Gu Jia who was drugged... and thus met Zhong Xiaoqin and Wang Manni...

Completed
He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world has a responsibility

"Mr. Chen Mo, do you have any idea about the reason why the enemy troops on the Western Front fled in such a massive rout?""Yes, their commander-in-chief, the so-and-so Saint King, is dead.""How did you die?""suicide.""Why commit suicide?""Who knows? I was chatting with him and suddenly he slapped himself in the head.""....What were you talking about?""It's a very normal topic, the origin of the universe or something like that.""......How long have you been chatting?""A little over an hour.""How long is one o'clock?""Six and a half days." Novel keywords: He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world is responsible for no pop-up windows, He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world is responsible for txt full download, He can become a saint, the entire supernatural world is responsible for the latest chapter reading

Chapter 119: List of Chapters

Chapter 119 Program After Guo and Lin finished their performances, there was no one left in the meeting room; everyone was taken away for punishment. Guo Donglin was going to perform a skit at the party, and Lin Junjie was one of their co-singers. After everyone returned to the conference room, they carefully waited for the guests to arrive. Fortunately, there was no such bombshell operation as Guo Donglin playing Lin Junjie. The next two guests were the gentle singer Li Jian and the sweetheart leader Wang Xinling. Neither of them had anything funny to offer. The last singer was Da Zhangwei, who started talking nonsense as soon as he entered the room: "Hello everyone, I am Da Zhangwei, and I hope to find a partner who farts in bed!" "What do you mean?" Qi Long immediately knew that he was saying a joke and responded. "Capable of literature (wen) and martial arts (wu)!" "Then you have very high requirements!" Qi Long continued.

Da Zhangwei nodded: "My crotch is on fire - of course!" "What you said makes them all look like turtles attending day school!" Qi Long looked at the few people who were trying to hold back their laughter. He was obviously a little embarrassed by Da Zhangwei, so he also started to make jokes. This thing is also often used in crosstalk, and there is even a special job for it, called "Witty Talk"! "Turtle is a day student? How do you explain that?" Da Zhangwei asked Qi Long. "I can't stay in school anymore (I can't hold back my laughter)!" Those who were not amused by Da Zhangwei were amused by Qi Long. Nicometti smiled and pushed him angrily. "Teacher, look, it's still a joke from our crosstalk actors. My joke is that Wu Jing is standing on Zhou Jue Lun." "What do you mean?" “It’s absolutely wonderful!” "Wow, your witty remark is like the tattoo artist closing his eyes, showing off to me!" If it was just Da Zhangwei speaking alone, it would be rather awkward, but Qi Long took over, and the two of them had a feeling like they were on a crosstalk stage, competing with each other. When two people spoke, it was not so awkward, and everyone was looking forward to what they would say. Ruan Jingtian and Nicometti, who were laughing just now, did not leave the house and just watched where they were. The others are still in the stage where the turtle is a day student and the turtle is living on campus! Qi Long continued: "You can't compete with a crosstalk actor in witty remarks. You are like Sa Beining flying a kite. You are not born high. You are like Sa Beining riding a horse. You are in a dilemma. You are like Sa Beining's neck. You have a short neck. You are like Sa Beining..." "Stop talking, hahahaha!" Sa Beining held Qi Long down: "I think you're craving for cigarettes!" "What do you mean?" "Looking for a shot!" "Hahahahahahahaha!" Sa Beining's roar made everyone in the room laugh. At this point, the last guest has appeared and all the guests are in place. Everyone removed their makeup, changed into their normal look, and gathered in the conference room again. The six people who had originally had no confidence, after seeing the guest lineup invited by the program team, they became full of confidence and felt that the program was capable! Sa Beining pointed at them and said, "Wow, I think it's enough for Xiao Niguang and I to be the hosts!" Xiao Ni agreed: "Exactly, these are all talented singers!"

Sha Yi: "I'm worried now if I'll be a hindrance!" "Indeed, six groups are enough. Look, Zhang Wei started the show and livened up the atmosphere, then Li Jian came on with his gentle performance, then Phoenix Group came on, Linghua sang, and Zeng Yi provided the supporting role." Qi Long was just speaking when he was pushed away. “Don’t think that they are performing crosstalk just because they are two people. Zeng Yi is not the supporting actor,” Nicometti joked. He watched the second episode and knew that when Qi Long was tricked into telling the news, he said that he was the supporting actor. Qi Long was not convinced and sang: [You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky, let me keep you with my heart! ] Including Nicometti, who had complained about him, five people shouted together: "Stay!" "If this isn't a supporting role, what is it?" Qi Long spread his hands. "Hahahahaha!" No matter how much fun they have, they still have to cooperate with others. Qi Long is the first choice who laughs the least in the challenge of holding back laughter, so he looked at the Phoenix group and said, "Let's do a group talk!" Everyone laughed and pushed Qi Long: "He is not a crosstalk actor!" The reason why we chose Phoenix was because Qi Long had an idea. People say Zeng Yi has few lyrics, so he thought of a song from another world to give Zeng Yi more work! But let’s not talk about this now, we’ll talk about it after the partner selection is completed. Everyone made their choices in turn. Sa Beining, as the "Little Prince of High Notes", chose to be in a group with Han Hong, and Ruan Jingtian chose Wang Xinling, forming a combination of handsome men and beautiful women. In fact, Ruan Jingtian was ranked last, so it stands to reason that Wang Xinling could not be chosen, but both of them are from Taiwan, which makes rehearsal convenient, so no one chose him and left it to Ruan Jingtian. Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian, Sha Yi and Da Zhangwei, Nigomati and Lin Junjie. After the groups were divided, the group recording was over, and everyone went their separate ways to prepare for their own activities. When they needed to rehearse, the program crew would just go over and follow them. Logically speaking, the members basically just need to learn the guests' songs and mix along, but Qi Long talked about his own ideas to the Phoenix group. "Teacher Linghua, do you want to experience Zeng Yi's happiness?" Qi Long asked. Zeng Yi was puzzled: "Why should I be happy?" "With only a few lines and half the pay, we, the supporting actors on the crosstalk stage, are so happy!" "Hahahaha! What do you mean? You want him to sing more and I should sing less?" Linghua asked with a smile. Qi Long nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I have an idea for writing a song. Teacher Zeng Yi and I will sing rap, and you can hum and sing the hook in the middle!" "Sure, but will we be in time? We don't have much time to prepare!" "Tomorrow, let's find a place to discuss it. I'll get the song ready. It's all in my mind!" Qi Long said confidently, "You two take a look. If it doesn't work, we won't sing it!" Qi Long also suggested that if people have songs they want to sing more, Qi Long cannot stop them, as they might come to the show to get additional publicity. Hearing Qi Long's polite words, the two members of Phoenix Group had no objection and said they would listen to the song first. The next day, Qi Long brought "Mountain and River Map" to the recording studio of the Phoenix band's contract agency. Without even listening to the song, just looking at the lyrics, Zeng Yi and Ling Hua made the decision: sing! The lyrics are so majestic and in line with the style of their previous songs. There is a line in the poem that they both like very much: [Look at the phoenix, it will eventually fly out to become a legend! ] "Oh, Teacher Qi, this feels like it was written just for us!"

"Almost. You two are already legends!" Qi Long praised sincerely. "Okay, this is it!" The two made the decision. Zeng Yi had a lot of words and was very excited. He held Qi Long's hand and said with emotion: "I finally found the fun of memorizing words!" Linghua Ci Shao was also very happy: "So I finally found the fun of Zeng Yi?" "Hahahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed. Qi Long's group has already decided to sing this song. In addition to this song, the Phoenix group will have their own stage to perform a song of their own. Qi Long also needs to prepare a program. He is a crosstalk actor, so naturally he plans to perform crosstalk. Yue Yunpeng wants to perform with Sun Yue, so Qi Long should also find his own partner. The two groups of crosstalk actors can discuss it and just make sure they don't clash with each other. The large stage and the distance between the audience and the stage in a stadium make crosstalk, which is intended to entertain people, unsuitable. For CCTV's variety shows, too obscene jokes are not appropriate, and there is no need to perform those that have been performed recently, so they might as well do something traditional. They plan to perform "Letters from Shanxi Province"! Because of the program arrangement, Qi Long, who originally had more free time, became busy, so traditional work was more convenient because Qi Long and Dong Qiang had performed it countless times during the long period of the Shanxi Province Crosstalk Society's small theater. It's to the point that as long as the two of them are not drunk too much, there will never be any mistakes in coordination. This is tacit understanding! In addition to their own rehearsals, they also discussed in the group, because this is an evening party that everyone has to work together to make successful, so they have to work together and give each other suggestions. The stage prepared by Yue Yunpeng and Li Jian shocked everyone. Because Li Jian hoped that Yue Yunpeng would play the role of the King of the Kingdom of Women on the singing stage, and the two of them would sing a song "Daughter's Love" together! Yue Yunpeng was a little hesitant, but everyone who liked to watch the fun said that this proposal was simply great and would definitely give the audience a refreshing look and a different program effect! So they all urged Yue Yunpeng to do it! With their encouragement, Yue Yunpeng decided to give it a try. Sa Beining and Han Hong were going to sing seriously. They planned to sing two songs, "Clouds of Hometown" and "Pear Blossoms Are Blooming". Everyone in the group complained that Teacher Sa was very courageous, and laughed at how Han Hong, who is at the top of the Chinese singing level, dared to sing two songs. Qi Long said: He was admitted to Peking University because of his singing and he has forgotten his last name or name! It was similar for Nicometti. He sang Lin Junjie's own song together with Lin Junjie, called "A Song Not Made for Anyone". But Nicometti felt very uncomfortable. He said that the song was too difficult to sing. Mr. Lin is a man, but that high pitch is not something that an average man can sing. He decided to sing harmony, the bass kind. In this regard, Qi Long, who has no scruples in the group, commented: [Nikomaiti, a man without climax! ] This caused the group to burst into laughter, and Qi Long then explained that there was no climax in the song! Ruan Jingtian and Wang Xinling decided to sing a sweet song "When You", which was written by Lin Junjie and given to Wang Xinling to sing. Therefore, Ruan Jingtian and Sa Beining were both rated as the courageous group. How could you not have courage when you sing in front of the original creator and singer? As for the last Lao Sha, he has been posting photos of himself sitting on the ground exhausted in the group every day these past few days, complaining that Da Zhangwei is full of energy. He can just sing when he is asked to sing, and he has to jump along while jumping and shouting: This feeling is so cool! In this way, the program list was officially finalized, including twelve songs, two crosstalks, and a sketch, with professional hosts Sa Beining and Nigomati. The standards are quite high, just waiting for the performance! Sorry, I was too sleepy after writing the last chapter. I thought I would lie down for half an hour, but ended up lying down until 9:30.   (End of this chapter)

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