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Chapter 166: Rap together!

Chapter 166 Rap together! For this opening performance, Guo Degang invited Mr. Shi Fukuan. After the performance, he had dinner with Mr. Shi Fukuan, and of course, there were also his apprentice Gao Dongqiang and close nephew Qi Long. Qi Long did not join his fellow apprentices in the fun. He changed into his regular clothes and went to eat with them. Before the meal was served, Shi Fukuan started talking about Dongqiang. "Look at Qi Long, he looks young and handsome in this denim jacket. Why do you always wear black clothes without any patterns? You look very old-fashioned." Mr. Shi frowned as he looked at Dong Qiang's pure black sweatshirt. "Master, bright-colored clothes make me look darker!" Dong Qiang said aggrievedly. No matter how reckless a person is, he will be afraid of his master. Shi Fukuan waved his hand and said, "You are just too lazy to dress up. It's ok to wear black normally, but can you change the color of your gown? Ah?" Qi Long and Dong Qiang's gowns are basically dark in color, black, gray, and dark blue. These are the ones that are darker in color at present. It is obvious that they are Qi Long and Dong Qiang. "Change, change, change. I'll place an order for Deyun Chinese Clothing right now!" Dongqiang nodded hurriedly and looked at Guo Degang: "Boss, can I get a discount?" Qi Long said at the side: "You called the wrong name, the boss is Wang Hui's wife, and my senior brother is the boss's wife!"

"Hahahahaha, sure, how about you two try some hand-embroidery?" Guo Degang recommended with a smile. Qi Long whispered to Dong Qiang: "This profiteer wants to cheat us out of our money!" "Hahahaha, your whisper is too secretive!" Gao Feng laughed. The price of an embroidered gown is several times that of a solid-colored gown. All of Deyun Chinese clothing’s gowns are handmade, and the embroidery is a slow and meticulous process. A set can cost tens of thousands of yuan. Guo Degang said seriously: "You two often say on the show that there will be more large-scale stages in the future, and it would be nice to have an embroidered gown!" For example, on the Spring Festival Gala stage, embroidered gowns are obviously better than solid-colored gowns. This year they are performing new crosstalk, and they are wearing suits and red jackets for the roles. If they are performing traditional crosstalk, they will definitely have to have some presentable clothes. There is a saying that a man should always have one or two pieces of clothing in his wardrobe that are worthy of his reputation. Shi Fukuan made the decision: "Listen to Degang, make a set, and make it bright. Don't make it black or gray. It looks old-fashioned!" Gao Dongqiang immediately nodded in agreement. After talking about the young apprentice, it was time to talk about Sun Yue, the apprentice, saying that he should lose some weight as he is older, and that Qian'er should control his smoking and drinking. No matter how much of a show they make outside, you can only nod obediently when the master speaks. And you can't just nod perfunctorily because the old man's eyes are fierce. "How great it is, you still have a master to take care of you!" Qi Long said to Dong Qiang enviously. Shi Fukuan immediately glared at him: "And you, kid, when are you going to bring your girlfriend to see me? You always bring Dongqiang with you, but that's no use!" "Hahahaha, uncle, I will approve his girlfriend's vacation right away and he must bring her to meet you!" Guo Degang replied with a smile. Shi Fukuan turned around and glared at him again: "Don't laugh, where did you hide my disciple? The person who opened the box is gone." Guo Degang felt aggrieved: "He went to film and left on the third day of the New Year. I didn't even see him!" He was talking about Guo Qilin. "Filming, filming, crosstalk is the foundation. Even if you really won the Best Actor award, if you are not good at crosstalk, what's the point of being good?" Shi Fukuan said this while looking at Yu Qian. Everyone immediately knew the old man's state, he was just telling a joke.

"Master, please don't look at me." Guo Degang continued: "Uncle, my senior brother is fine. He is still the actor of that level?" Yu Qian said, “Level 3!” "Ouch!" "Hahahahaha!" For Gao Dongqiang, he could ignore his father's words, but he would keep his master's words in mind. The next morning, he dragged Qi Long to Deyun Chinese Clothing to have their sizes measured. The handmade custom service also required that every part of the body be measured. Deyun Chinese clothing includes not only long gowns but also cheongsams for women. Qi Long was going to order another cheongsam for his girlfriend. This was not the kind of cheongsam bought online to add fun to the night. It was also handmade, the kind that was worn on stage, and it was not cheap. Compared to the gown, the cheongsam is more gorgeous. He took pictures and prepared to ask Zhang Wanyi what kind she liked. Dong Qiang, who had just finished measuring his size, saw Qi Long choosing a cheongsam and came over: "Why do you need to take pictures when you give a gift? Wouldn't that be a surprise?" "If you don't take a photo, it's better not to give it away if the person you give it to is not satisfied." Qi Long holds a different opinion on this. Dong Qiang nodded: "What you said makes sense. Then you can give this gift that you asked for opinions on and give another gift, so that you can have both!" Qi Long's eyes lit up: "Hey, you're so smart, why don't you find one quickly!" "This is a troublesome matter. Alas, Spider-Man became Spider-Man after being bitten by a spider, and I became a single dog after being bitten by you when I was a child." "Hahahaha, you are the dog!" When two crosstalk actors are chatting, their brains must work quickly. If you work slowly, you won’t even notice if you’re being scolded. After taking measurements and paying the deposit, the two brothers separated. Dongqiang went to the gym to work out, while Qilong went home to memorize the script. It was not a crosstalk script, but the script for the detective show that Sa Beining had told him about years ago. Just like the previous "Dragon Gate Escort", there is an identity card and a script that need to be read in advance. The director team suggested that during the recording process, Qi Long tried to read the script as little as possible. Relying on his good memory, he planned to memorize it in advance. [You are a trainee who is about to debut in a group, and you are the rapper in the group NZND] Oh, this one suits me quite well, they both play the role of talking, but apart from this part, the rest of the character's personality has nothing to do with Qi Long, it's very frivolous. Before becoming a trainee, he smoked, drank, fought, permed his hair, and got tattoos. After becoming a trainee, the company asked him to go for the image of a pure and innocent little boy, but he still went out and flirted with girls everywhere, and once even drove under the influence after drinking in a nightclub. The agent found out about this and started threatening him for money and asking him to sign an unequal agreement. Unable to tolerate this any longer, he decided to kill the producer. For Qi Long, who only drinks, this character is really far from him. However, playing a bad guy is common on the crosstalk stage, so it is not a big challenge. This is the first time Qi Longtou has come to Hunan Province. He and Sa Beining went straight to the recording venue as soon as they landed. This is a studio variety show, but not a stage-based studio variety show. The entire studio was divided into several areas, one for each person. There were various kinds of evidence in the space, and they needed to search for evidence. Under the guidance of the staff, they walked around to see what evidence they had. "Can it be changed? It's too obviously hidden!" Qi Long, a member of the men's gang who habitually breaks the rules, asked. The program crew denied it, so Qi Long could only shake his head silently, and then met other people. They are He Ling, the ace host of Hunan TV Station, who has a very high emotional intelligence and has taken care of countless artists in the entertainment industry.

After seeing Qi Long, he was also very enthusiastic: "We met at the Double Eleven Party last time!" "Yes, yes, yes. I remember when you were hosting the show, you imitated my singing!" Qi Long also used his own praising skills, remembering other people's shining points and throwing them out. He Ling said that he had a very clear memory of it, and he still couldn't remember the original tune. As he said that, he opened his mouth and sang it again, and it turned out to be the tune that he had modified. [I will leave you gently, please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes] "Hahahahaha, what role are you today?" In the script, there is no clear description of who plays what role, everything is explained by titles like rap, lead singer, etc. "Oh, I'm the face of the store, a handsome guy!" He Ling said with a smile. Sa Beining on the side couldn't help but exclaimed "Ah?" "What do you mean by 'ah'?" He Ling laughed. Sa Beining: "I am supposed to be the handsome guy, why should I smile?" There is also an additional lead singer, and the four of them make up the NZND group. The lead singer is the last one in the boy group to look at the venue, and it is Da Zhangwei. After seeing him, Qi Long knew that this episode was going to be lively. He and Sa Beining are the two most noisy people in "Challenge", and add Da Zhangwei...that scene. "Sasa, He He!!!" After a loud shout, a girl flew over. Sa and He looked at the girl who was running towards them with a smile, hugged her, and then introduced her to Qi Long. She was Gui Gui, who used to be in a girl group in Baodao and is now an independent singer. Looking at this guy's attitude, well, this episode is going to be even more noisy. "Hello, I'm the crosstalk artist, Qi Long!" "I know, I know. Luo Zhiqiang told me to be careful of you. You are very smart!" Guigui shook hands with him, but did not rush over to hug him like before. After all, in front of someone you just met, you still have to remain reserved. Qi Long: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm honest and simple, I won't lie!" Luo Zhiqiang, it’s fine if you’re afraid of me, but why do you also tell your friends to be careful of me? "You are lying!" Sa Beining refuted without hesitation. He Ling also nodded and said, "We have to be careful with you. After you showed your intelligence on the Men's Help program, many netizens recommended you to come to us. We are very cautious!" The five people are the five suspects in this case, and the detective is an intellectual beauty named Wang Ou. Although it was the first time Qi Long had seen him, it was not the first time he had heard of him, because according to paparazzi, this man and his nephew He Jiuhua had gone shopping together, attended other people's weddings together, etc. However, gossip obviously cannot be discussed openly, so Qi Long also greeted him politely and shook hands gently. After getting familiar with the characters and taking some makeup photos beforehand, we officially started this episode of "Star Detective"! (End of this chapter)

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