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Chapter 167: Isn’t our group too broken?

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Chapter 167: Isn’t our group too broken?

Chapter 167: Isn’t our group too broken? 【No Zuo no die why you try! 】 Qi Long, He Ling, Sa Beining and Da Zhangwei walked in neat steps from the corridor to the front like a catwalk, shouted slogans in unison, kicked out their feet while trying, and then stood firm. After standing firm, the other three people looked at the camera, but Qi Long was the only one who was looking at the camera while breathing heavily. "Do you have asthma?" Sa Beining, who was standing next to him, asked in confusion. Qi Long looked at the three of them and said, "Can you three have some idol manners? Don't you know that idols have to take a breath after doing the action to show that they are working hard and trying hard?" "Oh, yes, that makes sense!" Sa Beining nodded, turned to look at the camera, opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, and began to breathe. Qi Long pushed him: "You are panting like a dog!" Da Zhangwei turned his head and said, "Look at me." Facing the camera, he frowned and gasped angrily. "What's the matter with the photography teacher owing you money?" Only He Ling maintained his identity as the youngest member, silently watching the other three making a fuss.

After a while of commotion, everyone was confused. Why didn't the agent come yet? He just said he would take a five-minute break and then continue practicing! Just as everyone was wondering, a classic female scream from a detective story was heard, and everyone hurried over. A dummy was lying on the mixing console. "Agent Zhen!" Sa Beining shouted exaggeratedly. Da Zhangwei was shocked: "What, he drank a sedative?" "It's too calm. It's almost as if he's almost not breathing!" Sa Beining added. "Don't move, don't move, Qi Long is going to perform!" He Ling looked at Qi Long, who was leaning against the door frame with lifeless eyes, and immediately stopped everyone to watch Qi Long's performance. Qi Long stumbled forward two steps: "Manager Zhen, you always make us practice non-stop, sacrificing our sleep time to practice. I still remember you told us that there is no need to sleep for a long time when we are alive, we will naturally sleep forever after death. I didn't expect that you would sleep forever so soon! I will sing a dirge for you!" 【Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of every year.】 "Hahahahahahaha!" everyone burst into laughter. Some also took advantage of the chaos to say that he was very suspicious and that there was definitely murderous intent on his part. It doesn’t matter. All five of us are suspects. It will be exposed sooner or later, so it’s better to make it a show effect. Soon the detective arrived and asked them to introduce themselves one by one, and signaled Qi Long, who had been the most noisy, to introduce himself first. Qi Long stood up and raised a hand towards the camera: "Yoyo was born in 1996, and dreams of becoming a rap leader, so cool, I don't have too many requirements, after our debut our group will definitely be the most popular, I am the most popular rapper in the most popular group, Qi Long!" He was acting awkwardly on purpose, and it sounded awkward to other people listening to him, like his toes were digging into the ground and he was making uncomfortable "eh" and other noises. "Want to be a rapper? It's easy to be a rapper. First you need to have a technical secondary school degree, and then learn from me. There is only one trick!" Qi Long recommended to the detective. Wang Ou: "Tell me!" "The first sentence goes up, the second sentence goes down, the third sentence adds skr, and the fourth sentence holds on. I'll use a very simple tongue twister as an example." Qi Long started to sing: [Eight hundred standard-bearers rushed to the bed, it was very warm inside the bed, as soon as they got into the bed, they quickly took off their clothes, and smiled in their dreams, hold on hold on hold on]

This was obviously much funnier than the purely awkward self-introduction. Everyone laughed, and Guigui, a girl with a low sense of humor, even slapped her thigh while laughing. Sa Beining: "It's fine if you ruined a rapper, but you also ruined a tongue twister and got into bed?" "It's winter now, and the north slope is too cold. What should I do if I catch a cold?" He Ling laughed and said, "This is the first time in four sessions that someone has introduced themselves like this. The self-introductions before us were too honest!" In the past, they introduced themselves by their names, occupations and their relationship to the deceased. Unexpectedly, Qi Long came up with something special, and he did a pretty good job of it, which was in line with his character as a half-baked rapper. The program crew members in the dark shadows around were also laughing. Some of the people who had been watching Qi Long's crosstalk started laughing as soon as Qi Long opened his mouth, and laughed until he finished speaking. The director of the program was also very satisfied. This guest was a good one. No wonder so many variety shows wanted to invite Qi Long. He really made the recording scene relaxed and interesting. Led by Qi Long, Da Zhangwei also began to use rhyme to introduce himself: "My voice is very loud, my singing is very good, I am the lead singer of the group NZND!" In order to make himself look more awkward, he twisted his body seductively and then faced the camera. "You don't need oars to row a boat, you rely on the waves!" Qi Long replied, causing laughter at the scene again. Sa Beining is also a talented person. He also introduced himself to the audience with a song called "Your Smile", but he deliberately sang the words "you" and "I" in reverse. [I am like the moon orbiting, embracing the earth and shining, writing exclamation marks on your planet. With me, your world is infatuated. My smile compiles every wonderful thing about you.] "I use my smile to dispel the dark side of people's hearts. Spread a smile!" When it came to He Ling, he said in a teasing tone: "I don't have as many words as my brothers, nor do I have their talent. I'm just a little more handsome and younger than them." Led by Qi Long, the three brothers stood up and pointed at him to attack him. Gui Gui plays the role of an assistant and maintains an honest introduction, which is her character. Everyone has the same relationship with the deceased, that is, they are all superiors and subordinates. Any specific conflicts must be resolved through evidence collection. Qi Long chose Sa Beining's room. He really didn't expect that the program crew would make such a big fuss because they found a love letter from Sa Weixiao that had not been sent in the drawer. The reason was that Sa Weixiao was framed by his agent, who transferred his makeup artist away before the group assessment, in order to make him fail without makeup. So He Meinan, who lived with him, did his makeup. Qi Long held his head and said, "Is our combination so magical?" After eating melons in Sa Beining's room, Qi Long went to the lead singer's room and found out that the lead singer and the ghost assistant were actually a married couple. Qi Long covered his head again: "In our group, the boss is secretly married, and I am all alone?" When I think about it this way, hey, program crew, are you really going to write it if there is something wrong? He thought that he, a half-baked rapper, was bad enough, dancing in nightclubs, flirting with girls, and driving under the influence, but he didn't expect that there was more explosive news here! But strictly speaking, theirs is a moral issue, while his is a legal issue. "Hey? Can someone help me?" Gui Gui yelled, "I don't know how to use this recorder!" Qi Long looked at the lead singer who was searching his room and said, "Brother Lead Singer, why don't you go help your sister-in-law?" "I have to search for evidence against you!" the lead singer waved his hand. Seeing Gui Gui asking for help, Qi Long walked over and pressed the playback button on the recorder, and a very noisy sound appeared. Qi Long and Gui Gui listened carefully together, and they analyzed: "What a strange sound." "Like he's searching for something. Listen carefully." The two of them pricked up their ears, and a voice came from inside: "Eh? Someone help me, I don't know how to use this recorder!"

Qi Long thought it was some crucial evidence at first, but was stunned: "You destroyed the evidence. You clicked the record button and recorded your own voice!" "Sorry, hahahaha!" Guigui slapped his forehead and laughed. "Qi bra, stop it right there. You shouldn't bully your friend's wife. You pervert, it's ok for you to flirt with girls in nightclubs, but why are you picking on my wife?" The lead singer found out that Qi Long was a scumbag and a sea king, and heard them laughing, so he came over immediately to separate the two of them. Qi Long was being pushed away while shouting, "Brother, there is really nothing wrong between me and my sister-in-law." After the three of them finished collecting evidence, another group of three started collecting evidence. After they were done, everyone sat in a conference room and shared the evidence that they had taken photos and printed out with their mobile phones. Qi Long was the first person to be called. Qi Long stood up and said to everyone: "Before we start, I want to give Sa Weixiao a song!" "Start your performance!" After Wang Ou sat down firmly, he signaled Qi Long to start. Qi Long sang a beautiful voice with a video he had watched before, "Hahahahahahahahaha, such straightforward words become more sophisticated when sung in bel canto!" He Ling laughed. Da Zhangwei threw out a pun: "Of course I have to sing it in a more sophisticated way!" His intention to kill was that he discovered that Agent Zhen had threatened He Meinan. At the same time, he found out that it was agent Zhen who stood him up because of the makeup artist who had agreed to make an appointment with him, and wanted to kick him out. At the same time, even though they were going to form a group, agent Zhen targeted him everywhere and said that he would prevent him from making his debut and replace him with another person with a wealthy family. His motive for murder was for himself and for his beloved He Meinan! At the same time, he also shared the news that Da Zhangwei was secretly married. "Detective, look at our group, it's all melons, I'm like a civet in the melon field." Others shared their stories one after another, and things took a turn. It was not He Mei-nan that Sa Wei-hao fell in love with, but He Mei-nu who was disguised as He Mei-nan. The reason was that He Mei-nan was sick, so He Mei-nu replaced her twin brother as a trainee, and was replaced by He Mei-nan before his debut. The agent learned about this and extorted money from the He family again and again, claiming many times that they would suffer for the rest of their lives from this. This was He Meinan's motive for murder. The lead singer's plastic surgery was discovered by outsiders and threatened the company. In order not to affect the company's image, agent Zhen prepared to get rid of the lead singer and asked the assistant to give him a mute drug to ruin his voice. What he never expected was that the assistant was actually the lead singer's wife. Moreover, Agent Zhen also coveted Assistant Gui's beauty and sexually harassed her in the workplace many times, which was the couple's murderous intention. Qi Long's murderous intention was also a threat, but his family had no money, so he was threatened to sign an unequal clause, split to , belongs to Zhen's agent, and the copyright of all the songs he created belongs to Zhen's agent, and the contract terms are fifty years. Everyone's murderous intentions are revealed one by one, and everyone has a reason to kill him. We have to find the key evidence and infer through the cause of death to find out who it is! (End of this chapter)

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