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Chapter 168: The Scumbag's Quotes in the Rap

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Chapter 168: The Scumbag's Quotes in the Rap

Chapter 168 The Scumbag's Quotes in the Rap (The content of the previous chapter has been slightly modified, and a misunderstood love line cannot appear~) "Qi bro" Da Zhangwei shared the evidence he found about Qi Long. Qi Long corrected him: "I'm Qi Rap, you called me the wrong name just now, why are you always thinking about that thing?" Da Zhangwei: "I call you bro in brother. You are a scumbag. You are such a scumbag. Brothers, look, there are more than 20 chat records in his phone, all of which call people baby. Is he cheating on 20 people?" Sa Beining commented: "This is a stepping on a fleet!" "Does calling them babes make me a scumbag?" Qi Long retorted seriously, and then spread his hands helplessly: "I just forgot their names!" "This is even worse." Da Zhangwei threw the photo. Qi Long shook his head: "I'm really not a scumbag, I just want to give each of them a home. When I say I love you to each of them, I mean it sincerely, but I love you, not just you, it's reasonable, right? Besides, I have never been the one who takes the initiative. My motto in life is, I don’t take the initiative but I don’t refuse either. At the same time, I am not responsible even if it’s over!”

Listening to Qi Long's Aquaman speech, everyone stood up speechlessly and shouted: "Too scumbag!" Qi Long also said seriously: "You are making a fuss, everyone is lustful." "Wife, I'm not!" the lead singer immediately shouted to his wife, the ghost assistant in the play. Sa Beining also shouted to He Ling: "Brother-in-law, I am not either, don't tell your sister nonsense, he is just like this!" Among the chat records of many scumbag men, there are chat records between him and Agent Zhen. There is a surveillance video in the records. In the video, the person driving the car was not Qi Long, but Agent Zhen. The car did not hit the victim, but scared an old lady who was riding a night train to the ground. Agent Zhen thought he was driving under the influence, so he moved Qi Long to the driver's seat and ran away. Afterwards, he pretended to pay money to help Qi Long. "I was drunk and passed out at the time, and I thought I did it myself, but I later found this surveillance video on Agent Zhen's office computer, and I realized that it was all his doing but I had to take the blame. When I asked him about it, he said that he had signed the agreement in black and white, and you can't escape from my control unless I die!" At this moment, everyone's suspicious eyes were directed at Qi Long. Everyone really has evidence against him, and the evidence was forged on him. Moreover, Zhen even arrogantly said that it would be impossible unless he died. Under such a strong murderous intent, the detective put the first vote on Qi Long's head. After the first round of concentrated discussion, the second round of collective evidence search began. There was a body search before the evidence search. The keys on Qi Long were found. After opening the box, a USB flash drive was found inside. In the USB flash drive was a video of Agent Zhen at the mixing console. Qi Long respectfully presented a basin of strawberries. "The key evidence!" everyone shouted hurriedly, because Agent Zhen died due to poisoning, and the only thing he was eating was strawberries. Now it is confirmed that the strawberries were sent by Qi Long. And when talking about the timeline, Qi Long did not mention that he went to deliver strawberries. The game is that only the real murderer can lie, so if Qi Long lied, doesn't that mean he is the real murderer? At the same time, the search also found another mobile phone of Qi Long, in which his purchase record of "Poison Berry" was found. Da Zhangwei grabbed him and said, "Look at you, why didn't you inform us in advance before doing such a good deed?" Qi Long waved his hand: "I'm not the murderer." "Ah? I thought the strawberries were fresh, so I ate a few. I'm sure I'll be OK, right?" Sa Beining, who likes to eat food, said in astonishment.

Qi Long asked, "Do you eat seedless or seeded ones?" "What's the difference?" "The seedless ones are poisonous. Look at the introduction of the poisonous strawberry!" Qi Long said, pointing at his mobile phone. The product introduction says that among a pile of normal strawberries there are three seedless strawberries. These seedless strawberries are the ones that can cause poisoning and kill people. Everyone went to the mixer to take a look and found that the three seedless strawberries were in the basin. Qi Long then explained: "At first I thought I was the real murderer, so I concealed a little when I talked about the timeline, but when I went to see the first round of evidence, I saw that all three were there, and I was sure that I was not the real murderer!" That's why he told the show that his evidence was too shallow, because he thought he was the murderer at the time. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, Qi Long's suspicion has been greatly reduced, because he had already implemented the plan, but the person died before his plan took effect, so he was at most an attempted murderer and not the real murderer in this case. Everyone continued searching and found a love letter that Qi Long wrote to the ghost assistant. Da Zhangwei immediately got into the role and came over to grab Qi Long by the collar. "I don't know. You are in a secret marriage. Besides, what's wrong with having a husband? You can change one. If she doesn't want to change one, she can have another one." Qi Long continued to make his scumbag declaration. Da Zhangwei: "You bastard, I'm going to fight you!" He threw a punch in slow motion, and Qi Long dodged in slow motion. Then he had an idea and started to dance street dance with non-standard moves. Da Zhangwei beside him also followed him, and the two brothers started dancing together. Gui Gui also joined in the joke, ran over and shouted in her Taiwan accent: "Stop fighting, stop fighting!" "You won't kill anyone by beating them like this!" He Ling also shouted loudly. Sa Beining, who was always very noisy in "Challenge Team", was searching seriously in front of the dummy at this time and did not participate at all. "Lead singer, you misunderstood. I really didn't know at the time, and she didn't respond to me. You should ask her why she kept it!" The ghost assistant pointed at the lead singer's space and said, "You have the love letter I gave you, right?" "Yes!" "That's right, I think his love letter has good wording and sentence structure, so I borrowed some from it!" Qi Long took it and compared it: "Are you borrowing from it? You are just copying it completely." He Ling came to watch the show and looked at the love letter: "The wording and sentence structure are good, wow." As he said this, he rubbed his arms and looked like he had goose bumps. Qi Long was puzzled: "What's wrong with you? Are there goose bumps all over your body?" "You have goosebumps all over your body, hahaha! So disgusting!" He Ling looked at the love letter and read it out: [Your lip print is the tattoo I most desire] Not to mention He Ling, even Qi Long, who was immersed in himself, felt that it was too greasy. Shouldn't this be a private conversation when the relationship is progressing? How can a love letter be written like this? "There's a discovery!" Sa Beining, the only one who was searching for evidence with the detective, opened his mouth and shouted. All those who were playing and joking around ran over. Under the plastic bag in the trash can of the mixing console, there was a small transparent bottle with "Toxic Transparent Powder" written inside. It is said that once this powder enters the mouth, breathing will stop within a minute. This powder has no color and cannot be seen. A purple light is needed to see the fluorescent color. When everyone searched, they found that there was this fluorescent color on the tuning keys of the mixing console. Agent Zhen eats various fruits every day. Even if Qi Long doesn’t buy strawberries today, he will eat something else and die. Therefore, it is very important to know who owns this transparent poison! Unfortunately, there has been no evidence to reveal who this transparent poison belongs to. In the end, only a range of possibilities has been drawn, and Da Zhangwei, He Meinan and the ghost assistant are all possible culprits.

Qi Long cleared it out because of the poisonous strawberries, and Sa Weixiao cleared it out because he planned to do it in Agent Zhen's office. He had never entered the surveillance camera at the door of the mixing room, and the mixing room had no windows, so his clearance was cleaner than Qi Long's. Before entering the voting, there is an activity to answer questions. If all the answers are correct, you can conduct a third solo evidence search. The questions were about some details of the script, such as who was born in what year and in which hospital the lead singer had plastic surgery. Qi Long successfully entered the scene with his excellent memory. "I don't have any hope in myself. My luck is so bad. This kind of search is not something I'm good at at all!" Qi Long walked around with a purple light, scanning the scene that had been restored by the program team. Since I don't have any hope for myself, I might as well just take a look around. Unexpectedly, he got a reward. On the dressing table in the lounge, he found a fluorescent color on the brush of a makeup brush. Qi Long immediately recalled what the ghost assistant said, that Agent Zhen was an old man, and he always asked her to put makeup on him. The makeup was fake, but in fact, they were close to each other when putting on makeup, and he would take the opportunity to take advantage of her. "I understand. When Guigui was putting makeup on him, she put powder on his face. So when he touched his face and then ate, he died!" Qi Long made his own reasoning. He was holding a fluorescent pen and was about to shine it on Agent Zhen's face as an experiment, when a voice came from the production team: "Time is up, please leave the scene." Although there was no confirmation, Qi Long was still sure about Gui Gui in his heart, so he hung the ticket on her. After everyone finished voting, they gathered in an iron cage. Qi Long felt that most people would vote incorrectly, so he said, "There is one." When Sa Beining first tricked him into coming to "Challenge", he had heard Qi Long sing this, so he immediately followed up with: "An ominous premonition!!" Everyone found it interesting and sang it together again. The final result was announced. Sa voted for Da, Da voted for He, He voted for Gui, and Gui voted for Da. The detective cast his first vote for Qi Long and his second vote for Gui. Including Qi Long's vote, Gui and Gui entered the cage with three votes. Qi Long was secretly happy, that’s right. 【Everyone, your report was successful! 】 Those who voted correctly cheered, while those who voted incorrectly looked at each other in bewilderment. The last plate, the key evidence is Gui Gui's makeup brush, which can be fluoresced under purple light. Everyone is amazed that who can notice so many shiny makeup brush hairs? And the pen holder is also shiny, which is very confusing. "I found it!" Qi Long walked out proudly and shared his reasoning. He confidently walked towards the ghost assistant in the cage: "He touched his face and then ate something poisoned, right?" "No!" Guigui shook his head. Confident Qi Long:? "He touched my face!" Gui Gui said angrily, "I knew he would harass me, so I added transparent poison particles to my makeup and applied it on my face!" Qi Long did not expect this turn of events. He sincerely gave a thumbs up to the program team and Gui Gui. "To join the game with your body, awesome!" Da Zhangwei was thinking: "Oh no, I didn't touch my wife's face today, did I?"

Qi Long heard it and said, "Yes, luckily I didn't touch your wife's face today!" "Get out of here!" Da Zhangwei kicked over. Qi Long dodged with a smile, but He Ling and Sa Beining read out the advertising sponsors without being affected by them. Finally, the two returned to their seats, and everyone shouted the slogan of the show together: [The truth is revealed! ] (End of this chapter)

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