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Chapter 199: Private training for name tag tearing members

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Chapter 199: Private training for name tag tearing members

Chapter 199: Private training for name tag tearing members After Qi Long confirmed who he was, he heard singing from upstairs. It was a classic love confession song, "Love Is Not a Choice" played on guitar. Chaoyue was the one confessed to in his previous life, so this person might be the reincarnation of Yang Chaoyue. He immediately entered the security passage to confirm who it was, but when he arrived, he found that only the guitarist was singing, and there were people holding flowers around him, but the members were nowhere to be seen. "What did you find? Qi Long!" Dong Qiang came up from the safety passage at the other end of the corridor. Qi Long waved his hand: "The person has already run away, but this person's previous life was Yang Chaoyue, so he should not have the key." “We have to find out who was Wang Jiaer in the previous life!” Dong Qiang shouted. "Isn't it looking for you?" "I lost. My hand slipped at the end and I didn't hold the name tag tightly. So Gal tore it off. Gal told me that he practiced tearing name tags with his male teammates in private and they got much better at it. Really!" Qi Long was half-believing and half-doubting when he heard him say that. Oh, he also practiced privately? Everybody worked very hard. Yang Chaoyue also said in an interview that he practiced with the girl group members. Including Sha Yi and himself, there were four of them practicing tearing name tags privately. Qi Long practiced privately and felt that it was unfair that Dong Qiang was always beaten by a group of people, so he wanted to become stronger so that the gaming experience with his partner would be better.

Of course, he has not yet reached such an ability, but Dong Qiang in this round of the game is not the person he wants to attack. Because Dongqiang was himself in his previous life, it would be useless to tear it apart. "Alliance? We haven't really joined forces in this show yet. What if our crosstalk audiences think we are on bad terms?" Qi Long submitted an alliance application. “Okay, if you find out who Wang Jiaer is, tell me. Let’s kill this guy first, and then we can talk about other things!” Gao Dongqiang’s alliance with Qi Long was obviously not as thorough as his alliance with Yang Chaoyue. It's just a temporary alliance for temporary benefits. "What happened to Gar in his previous life?" "A woman bumped into him and dropped a basket of bamboo slips!" "Got it, happy cooperation!" Qi Long extended his hand. ; The two shook hands, and Qi Long Baofu opened his mouth and said: "Shake hands, good friends, I am the master and you are the dog!" "Fuck you!" Dong Qiang pulled out his hand and hit Qi Long on the back of his hand. The two of them left the corridor together, and Qi Long suddenly clapped his hands rhythmically: "Three, two, one, who is your daddy!" "I'm your father!" Dongqiang responded quickly. "Who are you calling daddy?" "You call me daddy!" "Who am I calling my grandson?" "You call me grandson!" "That's right!" Qi Long smiled proudly: "Let's go, grandson!" This is one of the party games often played by crosstalk actors. It tests one’s reaction speed. If one’s reaction is a little slow, he will be mistaken for an elder. "Come on, let me ask you, who of us calls whom daddy?" "You call me daddy" And just like that, the two partners left the corridor arguing with each other.

The two decided to form a secret alliance and not act together openly, and first find out who is the reincarnation of Wang Jiaer. Of course, in addition to Wang Jiaer, Dong Qiang’s reincarnation is also among Qi Long’s targets, because it is not certain who is telling the truth between Dong Qiang and Wang Jiaer. In the previous life, Gal met a girl, and Dongqiang was hit by the ball. When Qi Long met other people, he asked them if they had seen the person hit by the ball. Qin Xiaoxian shook his head innocently: "No, someone gave me water to drink!" "Hahahaha, Qin Xiaoxian, stop lying!" Yang Chaoyue, who was leaning against the wall, saw his panicked expression at a glance. Qin Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "It really wasn't me. Well, there's a volleyball stadium over there. Let's go in and take a look, right?" "Let's go!" Qi Long waved his hand immediately. Qin Xiaoxian, who spoke with great righteousness, did not move, and several people joined forces to pull him over. Everyone entered the volleyball hall and everything was fine. None of the extras playing volleyball paid any attention to them, but as soon as Qin Xiaoxian entered, all kinds of volleyballs were thrown at him. Everyone laughed and surrounded Qin Xiaoxian, controlling him, preparing to get rid of Gao Dongqiang from the previous life. "No, I'm wrong, I haven't had enough fun yet, Uncle Long, Brother Sha, no, Uncle Sha" Qin Xiaoxian has no fixed way of addressing senior actors who are not in the crosstalk industry, and can call them anything. Yang Chaoyue took action: "If you don't want to call me sister, then I will tear it apart!" With a swish, Qin Xiaoxian was eliminated. After tearing off his name tag, Gao Dongqiang was revealed to be behind him. However, the key was not obtained, which stunned everyone present. "Is it really Wang Jiaer who won?" Qi Long realized that Dong Qiang did not lie to him. Qin Xiaoxian threw away the name tag and looked at Yang Chaoyue with resentment: "Why did you tear me apart? It was you in the last episode!" "Didn't people tell you that you didn't call her sister?" Qi Long said with a smile. Qin Xiaoxian sighed: "This sister is so scary, she wanted to kill me without even calling me sister, this sister must have been in society before!" The false accusation against Xiao Xian made the three of them burst into laughter and applaud: "Hahahahaha!" "You may not know this, but I have inquired about it. Yang Chaoyue has a nickname in society, Yang Ma, and he curses people whenever he disagrees with them!" "Me?" Yang Chaoyue pointed at himself. "Look at how innocent she is now. When we had a party at the bar, she lit a cigarette right away. After drinking a sip of wine, she sprayed water on the cigarette to put it out, like a big sister. When she was drunk, she asked Qi Long to pour her wine, Sha Yi to massage her legs, and Dong Qiang to massage her feet!" The more I talk, the more outrageous it becomes, and I'm also telling everyone that I'm just doing it for show effect! "Haha, he's crazy!" Several people laughed and hammered the wall. After Qin Xiaoxian was dragged away, the three people who were sitting on the sidelines of the gymnasium, leaning against the cushions on the wall, stopped laughing. Qi Long picked up the mineral water on the sidelines of the gymnasium, poured a little into the bottle cap, and handed it to Yang Chaoyue. "Sister, drink water!" "Sister, let me massage your legs!" Sha Yi also turned around and cooperated. Yang Chaoyue pushed them away: "Stop making me laugh!" "Call Dongqiang over to massage his feet!" Qi Long's words made the three of them laugh again.

Or rather, they had fun recording the variety show, and they all had a great time. After editing, a lot of the boring parts were edited out, and the broadcasted content was even more high-energy. Naturally, it became the second variety show after "Men Gang" to top the weekend variety show ratings list! After laughing, Qi Long said, "It seems that Wang Jiaer has won. We have to die those who were Wang Jiaer in the previous life." "What happened to Wang Jiaer?" Yang Chaoyue asked. Qi Long told him the message Dong Qiang told him, but before he finished speaking, Yang Chaoyue had already pounced on Sha Yi. This girl, in the first episode, was still reserved when tearing off the name tags, and there wasn't much physical confrontation. But in the past few episodes, she has become like a tomboy, and she starts tearing the name tags with you right away! Sha Yi fell to the ground in an instant, his movements were so smooth that it was obvious that he had practiced before. "How did you learn to lie on the ground quickly at home? Brother Sha!" Qi Long teased, and together with Yang Chaoyue helped Sha Yi turn over. As soon as he turned sideways, Qi Long reached out and took off Sha Yi's name tag. With this name tag, he could exchange it for seven keys. Sha Yi, the reincarnation of Wang Jiaer, needs to tear off the name tag with the box in order to go to the room and solve the clues. After entering the room, Qi Long learned that one of the seven of them was reborn with the memories of his previous life, and that person was the one who hid the real treasure chest! "Yang Chaoyue!" Qi Long raised his head and waited for the camera: "She thought she was hiding well and ran away quickly during the confession, but the smell of her perfume exposed her, haha!" Qi Long came out of the room and went to chase Yang Chaoyue. As long as he killed her, he could end the game and he didn't need to worry about Dong Qiang and Wang Jiaer, the two powerful rivals. Soon, she found Yang Chaoyue who was watching Dongqiang's match against Wang Jiaer and rushed over. Yang Chaoyue resisted desperately, but on the other side, Dongqiang did not slip this time. He successfully forced Wang Jiaer into the corner, tore him off, and turned to help Yang Chaoyue. "Dongqiang, we are allies!" Qi Long quickly distanced himself and reminded him. "We formed an alliance in our last life!" Yang Chaoyue retorted. Dong Qiang nodded: "That's right!" "Why, your alliance is going to last forever? Even married couples don't necessarily stay together forever!" "What nonsense are you talking about!" Dong Qiang was amused by Qi Long, a kind of smile that was a bit secretly delighted. Yang Chaoyue pointed at Qi Long and said, "Brother Qiang, kill him!" "Ok!" "He really is worthy of being a foot massager!" Qi Long sighed as he stepped back. Dongqiang's eyes widened: "When did I massage her feet?" "Qin Xiaoxian said so!" "Hahahaha, don't believe even the punctuation marks that kid says!" Qi Long's soul complained: "With his education level, he doesn't even know how to use commas and periods!" "Hahahaha!" Dongqiang laughed. Qi Long pushed forward with all his strength, and Dong Qiang was slightly pushed. Qi Long turned to face Yang Chaoyue and reached out to grab her name tag.

It sounds as if sand art is the only thing that is practiced at home. I was also practicing. Not only did I practice, I also watched the classic name tag tearing rites from another world, learned their name tag tearing techniques, and practiced name tag tearing at home with Zhang Wanyi, with whom I lived after meeting my parents. In order to practice, Qi Long even made special name tags, wearing a larger size for himself so that it would be easier to tear off, and playing against his girlfriend who wore a smaller size. The two of them would not give up at all, because the winner can live in the lower bunk, and the loser has to live in the upper bunk. How tiring must it be to live in the upper bunk? I won’t go into detail on the details. All in all, Qi Long’s practice was not in vain! "Swish" Qi Long tore Yang Chaoyue off, turned around and ran towards the room, with Gao Dongqiang chasing him closely behind. But Dongqiang's strength was not at its peak at this time, because he caught up with Qi Long's morning mission, was chased several times with his briefcase, and fought against Gal with all his strength. Running away is really exhausting. Dongqiang didn't want his hair to be messed up, so he ran as fast as he could. Qi Long basically didn't move much. He ran as fast as he could, ran to the reward room, got the treasure chest and stood on the podium. The spray around the podium rose, and Dongqiang, who arrived a step slower, shook his head and sighed. "Yeah!!!" Qi Long held up the treasure chest and used seven keys to open it. There was a large piece of gold inside. At this point, the recording ended and Qi Long won alone! The members gathered together. Shen Teng, who had just woken up from a nap in prison, yawned sleepily: "You guys are really scrolling, are you all practicing in private?" (End of this chapter)

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