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Chapter 200: Water splashing battle!

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Chapter 200: Water splashing battle!

Chapter 200: Join the Water Splashing Festival! There is a gap of two episodes between the recording and broadcast of "Let's Run", so two days after the recording of the fifth episode of "Reincarnation Special", the third episode of Qi Shuangying will be broadcast. The interesting thing about this variety show is that the members who participated in the recording can watch the members who already know the final winner and most of the plot and they will also enjoy watching it. Everyone wanted to know what others were doing. When Qi Long and a few of his fellow apprentices watched it, they saw funny scenes that they didn't see during the recording. For example, Qin Xiaoxian was asked to drink water before being locked up, but he ended up rolling on the ground in prison because he had to hold his urine. I couldn't see clearly because I was far away when recording, but now I can see it directly through the camera, it's twice as funny. The program used a flashback editing technique. At the beginning, the task was for everyone to take out their weapons, until Qi Long took out the water gun, and then the scene of Qi Long receiving the task was replayed. The surprising reversal opened the eyes of the audience, and many of them put themselves in Qi Long's perspective, watching him complete the secret mission in a nervous and exciting manner. After everyone was finally eliminated, the powerful Dongqiang's successful second escape from prison once again made the audience feel relieved. The program team also added subtitles: [A way of escape that the program team had never thought of! ] The scene that Bubble wanted to create at the beginning, a clash of wits and courage between Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, was shown in the third episode and received rave reviews.

Many viewers said they didn’t get enough of the show, and after watching it on TV they went to watch it again carefully on the Internet. They kept dragging the progress bar, pressing pause, and watching carefully for many detailed parts. The third episode without idol guests had a higher viewership than the second episode which invited a group of idols, thanks to its high-energy content. The water gun is also tied to Qilong, and many businesses have come up with something: the same model as Qi Shuangying! This episode happened to coincide with the Water Splashing Festival in Yunnan Province. During the festival, many people wore the same sportswear that Qi Long wore in the show and held the same small water guns to get abused. That little water gun is fine for sneak attacks, but it's not good enough for water fights like the Songkran Festival. And because they were wearing the same clothes as Qi Long, they were the main target of attack, and some people even openly shouted: [Qi Shuangying, aren't you good at playing with water guns? Let's have a water splashing festival! ] "Wow, I want to go to the Water Splashing Festival!" Zhang Wanyi just mentioned this after watching the grand event on short videos before going to bed. Qi Long asked Xiao Chi to help buy plane tickets, and the couple set off without hesitation. It just so happened that the Drum Music Society's tour had ended and they had a few days of rest. Qi Long's special show had also been rehearsed, so they could fly directly from Yunnan Province to Chang'an. "Let's go get our equipment first!" After getting off the plane, Qi Long had made all the arrangements. Zhang Wanyi doesn't need to worry about anything, just follow them. He spent a long time looking up travel guides after Zhang Wanyi fell asleep last night, and had already reserved equipment for the Water-Splashing Festival in advance. Swimming goggles, transparent raincoat, quick-drying black lining, sandals, and the cell phone were also put into the waterproof bag. Most importantly, a pesticide sprayer! It's the kind used to spray pesticides. It has a big water tank on its back, and the sprayer in its hand sprays wherever it points, with large amounts and high precision! "Isn't this too professional?" Zhang Wanyi picked up the pesticide sprayer with a smile. Qi Long looked very proud: "I have to show them how powerful I, Qi Shuangying, am!" The couple changed into their equipment and headed for the square where the most people were splashing water. They walked with a swaggering attitude, as if they didn't care about anyone. Arriving at the square, Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi pressed a button facing the crowd who were wishing each other well, and a large amount of water sprayed out. As soon as these two "big killers" opened fire, some people began to flee, but at the same time, some people sprayed water at them and fought back. "Qi Long, it's Qi Long, hahahaha!" Someone recognized that the person wearing swimming goggles was Qi Long. Because Qi Long's water gun is very popular recently, those who participate in the Water Splashing Festival, even if they have not listened to crosstalk or watched variety shows before, have heard of Qi Long's name in the past two days.

Not to mention that the national variety show "Men Gang" and the equally popular "Let's Run" have greatly increased Qi Long's popularity. For a moment, everyone reached a consensus. Several big brothers with loud voices shouted in succession: "Zi Qi Long!" A group of people started using various weapons again, and water guns and sprinklers of various shapes were all fired at them. Others also made outflanking attacks from all sides. There was even a big brother who rushed over with a basin of water and a sprinkler, and splashed the water on Qi Long's face. Qi Long subconsciously curled up his body to avoid the attacks. Although Zhang Wanyi, who was standing next to him, was not the main target of the passers-by, she was also soaked because she was standing next to Qi Long. A raincoat? It's useless, the water will just run down your defenseless neck. "Are you convinced?" everyone sprayed water at Qi Long and shouted. "no no no" "Are you dissatisfied? Throw some water on him!" The crowd continued to attack. "I don't dare anymore. I'm wrong!" Qi Long, who thought he was well-equipped and could fight just now, suddenly felt that there is strength in numbers. He can't win, he can't win at all! "Hahahahahaha!" everyone laughed. Qi Long dodged the water coming from all directions in vain, raised one hand and shouted: "Is there anyone who wants to ally with me?" "I'll ally with you!" A young man ran up with a bucket of water and a ladle in his hand. He immediately became the target of a group attack. Qi Long helped him fight back against the enemy and shouted, "Good brother!" The young man shrunk his neck and trotted to Qi Long: "Brother Long, I like you very much" Before he could finish, he lifted the bucket and poured a basin of water over his head, giving Qi Long a chill! "Hahahahahahaha!" The already happy passers-by became even happier and burst into laughter. “Wow, you” Qi Long picked up the sprayer and shot back at the guy’s face: “Fake alliance?” The young man covered his face with his hands and stepped back, then laughed: "I learned this from you, hahahaha!" In the Water-Splashing Festival, splashing water is a way of sending blessings. Apparently everyone wanted to send blessings to Qi Long very much, so after a while, Qi Long was defeated and fled in panic. There is no escape, no escape at all. A shout of "The one wearing the raincoat is Qi Long!" attracted passers-by who had not participated in the fight to join in, until the people from Yunnan TV station heard that Qi Long had come to the Water-Splashing Festival and came over to ask him if he could be interviewed. Qi Long seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw: "Cease fire, cease fire, I will accept the interview!" Originally, the two of them came here purely for fun and had no intention of taking any videos, but now, the reporters can temporarily spare them from being blessed with water splashing, as this baptism was too harsh. The questions in the interview were nothing more than why you suddenly came to the Water Splashing Festival, your thoughts on the Festival, etc. Of course I came here suddenly because my girlfriend wanted to come, so I came to play. I was very happy and found the carefree happiness of childhood. It would be even better if my own team could be bigger. Two pairs of all passers-by, it’s unbearable! Qi Long showed off his equipment and said that he had spent a long time making a strategy before coming here, hoping to rely on the equipment to crush his opponents. However, it turned out to be of no use because there were too many people! "By the way, I also heard that there are three things we don't splash water on during the water-splashing festival: people driving or riding bicycles on the road, people without weapons, the elderly, children who can't walk, and pregnant women will not be splashed, right?" The reporter nodded: "Yes, there is such a saying!"

Qi Long stuffed his schoolbag into his clothes: "I'm pregnant, you can't splash me!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone around burst into laughter. Zhang Wanyi, who was standing next to him, pushed him: "Then why don't you just put down your weapon?!" "Yeah, look at you guys, you've poured water on my brain. I didn't expect to simply put down my weapons, but I thought of getting pregnant!" Everyone was overjoyed and had a better impression of Qi Long. This guy was really interesting! On that day, the video of Qi Long going to the Water Splashing Festival spread across various video platforms. At first, everyone was laughing at how badly Qi Long was splashed, or laughing at the fact that he had been talking nonsense and saying that he was pregnant in order to avoid being splashed. I was laughing, and then I felt sour Many people were jealous because they knew that he booked a flight ticket overnight because his girlfriend wanted to come, and also made a travel guide and prepared equipment overnight and learned about the customs of the Water Splashing Festival. What a good boyfriend! He’s humorous, has high emotional value every day, and is so reliable. He made such a comprehensive travel guide before coming here. Can’t I just be a waste when traveling with him? Dongqiang, who surfs the Internet frequently, expressed his agreement with this statement on the Internet. "I have always believed that Mr. Qi should be named Quan, which means "all things in one", because his travel guide is so comprehensive. He doesn't like traveling, but if we go on a trip together, he is definitely the one who worries the most. When traveling with him, we can all just sit there and do nothing, because he will prepare all the travel plans. If you like humanities, he will take you to see cultural buildings. If you like scenery, he will take you to natural scenery. Everyone's favorite food can be taken care of in one trip, even where to buy water is booked. We have never bought expensive drinks in the scenic area, we bought them all in advance." Dongqiang even attached a handwritten travel guide that Qilong had made when they were in college. It showed both free time and group activity time, and also marked which activities each person liked. For those who don’t like this project, we also arranged activities for them to do if they don’t go. Everyone was shocked. Deyun's nephews left comments on Gao Dongqiang's Weibo: "Uncle Master is so meticulous!" When they arrived at the hotel in Chang'an together, Zhang Wanyi saw the hot searches online about Qi Long's attentiveness and showed them to him. "Can you let them put their hearts on it? That's too ambiguous!" "Lies don't hurt people, the truth is a sharp knife, why are you in such a hurry?" Zhang Wanyi joked cheerfully. Qi Long's eyes widened immediately: "Others can say this if they don't understand, but you..." "Wrong, wrong, I'm going to take a shower!" Zhang Wanyi ran away immediately. "Haven't you washed enough during the day?" Qi Long pulled her and said seriously, "We wasted too much water during the day. We need to save water, okay? To save water, let's wash together!" "what?" After a while, Qi Long found that his excuse was a bit untenable! It's not rigorous. It's more wasteful to wash with two people. (End of this chapter)

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