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Chapter 217: Feeling sorry for Qin Xiaoxian

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Chapter 217: Feeling sorry for Qin Xiaoxian

Chapter 217 Feeling sorry for Qin Xiaoxian Sha Yi used all his life's acting skills, and when he was in "The Golden Bell and Iron Cloth Shirt", he looked at Qin Xiaoxian with confusion and discomfort, pity and anger. "I'm sorry Uncle Sha, I know I can win on my own, so I definitely can't take you with me!" The ecstatic Sha Yi had to continue to show off his acting skills and put on a painful expression. In his heart, he was wondering why the five of them hadn't come yet. If they didn't come, it would be awkward. He lowered his head and pretended to be uncomfortable. Qin Xiaoxian does not hesitate to do bad things in variety shows, but he is a good person in private. He hurried over to pat Sha Yi on the shoulder to comfort him and quickly explained. "Uncle, I just want to win alone. The temptation of winning alone." At this time, the five people that Sha Yi was talking about were whipping each other. Qi Long suggested that, for fear of not being able to hold back their laughter, they whip each other to feel some pain and show how uncomfortable they were. Everyone knew that it was Qi Long who thought up the interesting show effect, so they all cooperated. Dong Qiang's fingers whipped people's arms like a whip. Wang Jiaer's arm was hit by him and finger marks appeared on it. Even the knuckles could be seen clearly. He grimaced in pain.

The others also tried hard, and finally walked away with a painful look on their faces. "Ah, I feel so sad that Sha Yi won!" Shen Teng sighed! Sha Yi cried, "I didn't win!" Qin Xiaoxian boasted that the clue he got could help him win alone, so at the last minute he crossed out Sha Yi's name tag and won alone. Qi Long went up and grabbed his collar, shaking him back and forth: "Today, six of us have been surrounding you, and Brother Sha has even squatted down to massage your legs, and you didn't let him win once, and you're still betraying him?" "Why should you lead others to win when you can win alone?" Qin Xiaoxian pushed Qi Long away with both hands. Dong Qiang sighed: "He is not worthy of trust!" Everyone had disappointed and sad expressions, only Shen Teng was happy. "What are you laughing at?" Qi Long glared at him. Yang Chaoyue didn't use much force when he hit him just now. Shen Teng laughed and gave an explanation that gave everyone a reason to laugh: “There are only two situations where people are unhappy: one is when I am not doing well, and the other is when my friends are doing better than me. I am only happy in two situations: one is when I am doing well, and the other is when my friends are not doing well. I am happy if Shayi doesn’t win, hahahaha!” "You are such a mean person!" The director team announced that Qin Xiaoxian won, and Qin Xiaoxian raised his hands above his head and clapped to celebrate. "The prize you bought this time hasn't arrived yet. There was a problem with the courier on the way. It will be mailed directly to your home later!" the director said to Qin Xiaoxian. Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "It's okay, the prize is not important, what's important is the feeling of winning!" "Alas," everyone sighed. Qi Long clapped his hands and began to control the situation: "No matter what, we still want to congratulate Qin Xiaoxian for becoming the winner of this issue. He will treat us today." "No problem, eat as much as you want. I'll treat the staff as well. Thank you for planning this program for me, where I can express myself and show off my talents." The challenge of holding back laughter has started again. Not only the members have to hold back their laughter, but the staff have to hold back their laughter as well.

Qin Xiaoxian clapped his hands and the camera pretended to be turned off. After the closure, Qi Long's acting skills were still online in the review: "That is to say, if we were in the stage of finding people, if we pulled Teacher Guo to the certification stage, we would also know that we can win alone." "Yes, then Qin Xiaoxian can be eliminated!" Gao Dongqiang agreed. Qin Xiaoxian laughed: "It's a pity there is no if, haha, thank you uncles, brothers and sisters for letting me!" "You will definitely have to watch this episode when the time comes, right?" Sha Yi asked. Qin Xiaoxian nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, I won't just watch it myself, I'll also drag my good brothers to see my strength, hahahaha!" "Just call me senior brother? Why not call me uncle?" Qi Long asked, trying to hold back his laughter. "Of course I will call you that." Okay, I'll see your expression then. He was pulled backstage for an interview, and everyone could finally laugh. The program team drew lots blindly, and Shen Teng was drawn and lost the prize, while Sha Yi won two prizes, both of which were ornaments made of gold. Shen Teng's face drooped: "I feel bad, my brother is doing well, but he still took my things!" "Hahahahaha!" After Qin Xiaoxian’s special, everyone was looking forward to the scenes after this episode was broadcast. Qin Xiaoxian wanted to watch his own victory to reminisce the victory. Others wanted to see Qin Xiaoxian's reaction after knowing the truth. The director team was so cruel that they told Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang that they had applied to the Su Provincial Television Station for the live broadcast rights. After this episode is over, we will do a live interview to ask Qin Xiaoxian about his feelings. Qi Long and Dong Qiang laughed and complained about how mean the program crew was, and happily took on the job. After that, two more episodes were recorded, and everyone kept the secret from Qin Xiaoxian and didn't tell him about the hidden camera. Even in the female guest couple special after Qin Xiaoxian's special, Qin Xiaoxian was very proud to show off his victory in the previous episode in order to show himself. He was so nervous that he couldn't reveal the plot, and he couldn't usually tell anyone on the crosstalk stage. It doesn’t matter on the show. When this episode is broadcast, everyone already knows the result of the previous episode, so he can show off as much as he wants. No one expected that after holding back their laughter for so long in the last episode, they would have to continue holding back during this recording. Fortunately, there were only two episodes like this. When the Qin Xiaoxian special was broadcast, Qi Long and Dong Qiang brought various snacks and drinks and went to watch the show with everyone who had a good relationship with Deyun Club. At the beginning of the show, there was no mention of hidden cameras. Everyone just went to warm up the room for Qin Xiaoxian. When it came to the special task, the settings of the hidden cameras were revealed. Qin Xiaoxian, who had been smiling, had his smile frozen on his face. "Hahahahahaha, Lao Qin, you didn't win, you were fooled!" Meng Hetang commented hilariously. Other actors from the German Arts Society also started to laugh. "Ah, what hidden camera?"

"We let you win on purpose. When you won, it was actually us who won!" Qi Long explained to him with a smile. Qin Xiaoxian was struck by lightning: "Ah? No way, Uncle Master, are you kidding me?" "Really!" Gao Dongqiang said confidently, "You'll know if you keep watching!" Qin Xiaoxian's face became more and more ugly. Sometimes he smiled helplessly, and sometimes he drooped his face and looked dejected. At this time, the program crew who were going to set up the live video recorder arrived. When Qin Xiaoxian saw the director, he pulled him to the sofa, grabbed his collar and shook him hard a few times. "I was so proud for two weeks. Two weeks! I told every senior and junior brother I was close to that I beat Uncle Qi Long and Uncle Dong Qiang. You tell me it's fake? It's fake!" "Hahahahahaha." The greatest happiness for a person is either to live a good life or to see others live a bad life. Qin Xiaoxian's look now made everyone burst into laughter. This prank is much more cruel than sending soy milk or something like that! As the show was coming to an end, Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang sat on both sides of Qin Xiaoxian, who was rubbing his hair and sighing. After the director counted down a few numbers, the live broadcast officially started, and the faces of three people appeared on the screen of Su Provincial TV Station. Since the live broadcast time was very short, Qi Long spoke very fast. "Hello everyone, we are now at Qin Xiaoxian's house and have just finished watching the show!" "Yes!" Gao Dongqiang: "Old Qin, raise your head!" Qin Xiaoxian raised his head, his face full of laughter and tears: "They are so bad, they are so bad!" "You didn't know anything about it for the past two weeks, did you?" "Yes, I just found out!" Qi Long interview: "Do you have anything to say now?" "I want to say, I want revenge, I want revenge. I was played around like a fool and kept in the dark for two weeks. Even if I can't take revenge on them on the show, I will do it in my life." Dongqiang stopped him immediately: "This is a live show, please control your emotions and don't say anything that shouldn't be said!" "Okay, okay." Qi Long continued, "Everyone should be very happy to see him being fooled when watching the show. It is the wish of our participating members to bring happiness to the audience. I believe Qin Xiaoxian thinks so too." Qin Xiaoxian raised his head and nodded reluctantly: "Yes, as long as everyone is happy!" "This short live broadcast session ends here. Thank you all for watching. I am Qi Long!" "I'm Dongqiang!" Dongqiang immediately responded. The two of them patted Qin Xiaoxian who was sitting in the middle at the same time: "I am Qin Xiaoxian!" "See you in the next episode!" As Qi Long finished speaking, Qin Xiaoxian covered his face with his hands and began to wail, while his evil uncles on both sides laughed out loud. The show was broadcast and dominated the hot search list. The top three were "Let's Run", "Hidden Camera", "Feeling Sorry for Qin Xiaoxian" and "From Elegance to Despair". Three entries were directly labeled as explosive.

The hidden camera routine is something that the audience is talking about with great relish. Qin Xiaoxian's trick made everyone burst into laughter. Everyone felt sorry for him, and after feeling sorry for Qin Xiaoxian, they followed with a series of "Hahaha, let me laugh again." The third entry. Various expressions of Qin Xiaoxian showing his complacency and pride were produced, and compared with the expression of Qin Xiaoxian who seemed to have lost his soul during the live broadcast. When viewers who had not watched the show saw this scene, they quickly joined the online viewing channels and laughed along. A world in which only Qin Xiaoxian was injured was born! Sha Yi posted a Weibo: I am finally not the only one who feels sorry for you, hahaha! (End of this chapter)

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