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Chapter 218: Why be a crosstalk performer if you are afraid of being embarrassed?

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Chapter 218: Why be a crosstalk performer if you are afraid of being embarrassed?

Chapter 218 Why be a crosstalk performer if you are afraid of being embarrassed? In order to comfort the broken-hearted Qin Xiaoxian, Qi Long and Dong Qiang invited him to eat hot pot to ease his wounded heart. Anyone who saw it would be invited, including Qin Xiaoxian’s senior brothers and staff members who came to his home. Several people went to the nearby Lao Hai Di Hotpot restaurant, which was chosen by Qin Xiaoxian. He also has a Black Sea membership, which can be used if he eats a lot. The queues can be queued very quickly, and he also receives free dishes. Qi Long doesn't like coming to this hot pot restaurant, not because the food tastes bad, but because the service is too good. The waiters almost bow down to serve you, constantly serving you at the table, which is very stressful. Of course you can ask the waiter not to serve your table. But on your way to the toilet, all the waiters, waiters, cleaning staff and other staff you meet will bow deeply to you. From childhood to adulthood, when learning etiquette, Qi Long and Dong Qiang developed a habit that when faced with others bowing, if it is an elder, they would avoid it, and if it is a peer, they would bow in return. It's okay to avoid being bowed, but if you subconsciously return a bow, the other person will bow deeper than you. It was very embarrassing, as if I had made the other party suffer again because of my rules. It was unnecessary. Your service is so thoughtful that it makes people feel pressured. So after going there once, Qi Long rarely went there.

Today is a special case. If the injured people want to go, then let them go. At the dinner table, everyone was talking about the online enrollment of the Longzi class. The Deyun Society's Longzi class enrollment is in cooperation with a short video platform, and the auditions and final interviews are both in the form of live broadcasts. Among them, the auditions are live broadcasts of outstanding actors from Deyun Society. Those who want to sign up for the Longzi Class or Drum Music Society can send them a live broadcast and then show themselves. If the Deyun actors feel the performance is good, they can be given a pass card, and with five pass cards they can advance to the next round. In other words, you will only be promoted if five German artists recognize you. Everyone here are actors who frequently have commercial performances and special shows at Deyun Club. Naturally, they are also one of the audition interviewers and will be live streaming on the platform. Including Qi Long, but he still doesn't want to make his personal account public, so he will directly use the official account of Deyun Society for the live broadcast. Compared to other crosstalk performers who have to live broadcast and connect with live broadcasts almost every day to select their junior fellows, people like Qi Long, Dong Qiang and Gao Feng only need to spare one day a week to do it. And their pass cards are worth more, one is worth two. Everyone was eating and chatting about the review criteria for the Dragon Class. Everyone must have their own personal preferences, but generally speaking, the differences cannot be too big. Just as everyone was chatting, Qin Xiaoxian's revenge came. They were sitting in the corner and greeted by a large group of waiters, who came running over with Happy Birthday signs and speakers in their hands. The happy birthday hat was put directly on Qi Longtou's head. Before he could react, the speakers had already started playing songs, some with singing and some with dancing. 【Today is your birthday, send me my blessing.】 "Hahahahahaha!" Seeing Qi Long being at a loss what to do after being suddenly attacked, everyone started laughing, and some even recorded the video with their mobile phones. Qi Long glared at Qin Xiaoxian, who laughed and shouted, "Happy birthday in advance, Uncle Master!" Is there anyone who wishes more than ten days in advance? After shouting, Qin Xiaoxian also joined the crowd of waiters and began to twist his stiff body. There were some playful nephews, such as Shaobing, Cao Heyang, Zhou Jiuliang, and even Luan Yunping joined in. Meng Hetang and Gao Dongqiang, smiling, held up their phones to record the somewhat speechless Qi Long.

Qi Long picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of the drink. "Aren't you embarrassing me?" Just look at me and see if I'm embarrassed or not! If you are afraid of losing face, why be a crosstalk performer? Qi Long put down his cup, stood up, and sang along with the waiters: 【Say bye-bye to all the troubles, and say hi-hi to all the happiness! 】 "Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed and clapped, and the people around were also attracted by the excitement here. At first, I was wondering who would celebrate his birthday at Haidilao without any embarrassment and sing along with others. At first glance, eh? Qi Long! So that's how it is, it makes sense! Qi Long saw passers-by holding up their phones to take photos, so he waved his hand and said, "Patrol the venue!" They all came to wish him a happy birthday, so naturally the team followed him wherever he went. Qi Long smiled and blessed passers-by: [Let the flowers of happiness bloom for you, let the wonderful music cheer for you. I wish you happiness forever, happiness forever! ] When the song ended, Qi Long was the first to start clapping, and the people around him also started clapping, and some even shouted happy birthday to him. "Thank you, thank you. Hahaha, there are still more than ten days left. My nephew thinks that we may not be able to get together later, so he gave it to me in advance!" Qi Long happily chatted with those who wished him well. Returning to his seat, Qin Xiaoxian said with emotion: "Uncle Master, you don't feel embarrassed at all!" "What's so embarrassing about that? If you're afraid of losing face, why would you be a comedian?" "We've all experienced more embarrassing things!" Gao Dongqiang commented: "Remember our former crosstalk partner Li Hua? Every time I took a plane to Shanxi Province, I didn't dare tell him when I would land." Because if he knew, this guy would most likely hold a light board, just like a fan picking him up at the airport, and sometimes even hire extras. "Yes, yes, yes. When Master Uncle and Teacher Sa went to Shanxi Province, he brought his mother and the square dance aunties to pick them up at the airport!" Shaobing remembered and continued. Qi Long waved his hand: "That's nothing. I remember the most embarrassing time was when Dongqiang got off the plane. My buddy invited his niece and her classmates. A group of little girls held up light signs and shouted: You are my little sun, I only love you Gao Dongqiang! " "Puff, hahahaha!" Cao Heyang, who was drinking water, bent down and sprayed it into the trash can. Dong Qiang: "You just talk about me. You were also there that time: [You are the most popular in my heart, and my one true love is Qi Long!]" "Hahahaha! How embarrassing!" After seeing them laugh, Qi Long continued, "Do you know what's the most outrageous thing? He organized the fans on both sides to quarrel with each other." "Correct!" "We were both not famous at the time, but he organized the fans of both sides to quarrel, which made people feel embarrassed and couldn't even raise their heads. Here, please let your brother learn to walk independently and don't tie our brother down!" Dongqiang continued: "My fake fans said, I support Teacher Dongqiang to go solo, your Qilong is seriously holding our brother back!" Just thinking about that scene, everyone knows how embarrassing it is. Raise the thumbs up: "What fun!" After this show, everyone went to the KTV to sing again. They rejected the waiter who wanted to sing with them and started to howl in the KTV. Luan Yunping talked about a funny story, saying that they and their fellow apprentices once came to KTV to sing. Shaobing brought his girlfriend, and there were seven or eight other men. The manager came over and asked. "Do you need a waiter to sing and drink with you? Shaobing refused immediately: No, no, my girlfriend is here!

At this time, Qi Lin, Yunlong, Yunpeng, Cao Heyang, seven or eight of us all pointed at Shaobing’s girlfriend and nodded: Yes, yes, yes, my girlfriend is here. The manager’s eyes immediately became extremely strange. " "Hahahaha, how mean!" Qi Long leaned back on the sofa with laughter. Shaobing pointed at them and said, "That's not true. My wife was scared at that time!" Dongqiang looked at him: "Why? Happiness comes too suddenly?" Shaobing went over and pushed Gao Dongqiang, and the others burst into laughter and applauded. What a good joke! (End of this chapter)

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