Chapter 223: Awkward Amnesia Scene After coming down from the stage, Qi Long wanted to watch the replay of Gao Dongqiang's live broadcast, and unexpectedly discovered that Dongqiang was banned by the platform because he mentioned "money". The audience asked him how much the things behind him cost, and he was blocked after he answered. Because this live streaming platform cannot withdraw money, you have to say: rice! Anyway, there are a lot of regulations, and they are patrolled by robots. If they find someone reporting it, they will block it. Although it was unblocked later, the experience was still very fun. Later, Dongqiang and Shaobing mixed crosstalk. At Qi Long's suggestion, he performed a rigorous version of crosstalk. At the beginning, he let Shaobing chatter there, and he just used interjections such as "um" to support him. Until Shaobing asked him why he spoke so little. He then replied that there are many people watching our show and any word you say may be magnified, so I should speak less and be more rigorous. This is a prelude to the punchline, and what follows is a rigorous crosstalk. Shaobing said he wanted to ask a private question: "How much do you make a month?" "Wrong, I earn rice!"
This idea of exchanging money for rice has been around on live streaming platforms for a long time. Even if you haven’t watched Dongqiang’s live streaming, you can understand what this joke means. Shaobing said their family is rich "We have plenty of rice at home." Shaobing said that they always eat good food when they go out to eat. Dongqiang nodded and said yes, then emphasized: "But my family doesn't eat rice. Why? Rice can't be exposed to the white. If I eat it, I'm afraid others will think I'm showing off my wealth." He even made a joke, pointing at a member of the audience who was eating Milo snacks and saying, "Do you have a mine at home?" The whole process was very funny. Qi Long and his family watched this mix of partner and nephew in the evening and they were all very happy. Dong Qiang's rigorous statement made Shao Bing confused several times. Getting to the point, they were talking about Dongqiang's father, saying that Dongqiang's father liked to play cards with others, but as soon as he said a word, Dongqiang stopped him. "My dad went to play cards, but he didn't play for money or rice. Why? Playing for rice is illegal, and their punishment is to make him drink cold water." Just as Shaobing was about to speak, Dongqiang said loudly: "Although they drink cold water, they don't waste water. It's immoral to waste water. They bring their own water. Can't you drink from someone else's?" Shaobing tried to interrupt again, but was still interrupted by Dongqiang in a serious manner. "Even though it's our own water, we can't waste it. They drink one bottle cap at a time, or eight glasses of water at most. Once they reach the daily water intake, they stop drinking. We never waste a drop of water. If we save a drop of water in normal times, we will have the Pacific Ocean in times of trouble!" The effect was so good that Shaobing was stunned: "Uncle, we are not writing an academic paper, there is no need to be so rigorous!" Later on, when he said his father raised donkeys, he wanted to emphasize that he did not raise them in the city. When asked about his father whipping the donkey while it was working, he wanted to emphasize that his father only whipped the donkey lightly and did not abuse the animal. Shaobing was stunned. My master taught me traditional crosstalk. Are there so many questions? The final ending is also very interesting. Shaobing was driven crazy by Gao Dongqiang's constant increase in value, and shouted: "I will tell you again that I am the one in crosstalk!" "Which one?" Dong Qiang asked. Shaobing: "You can't tell me. If you tell me, all your previous strictness will be in vain!" "Go to hell!" Dongqiang used the word "you" to make the whole crosstalk rigorous until the end.
In front of the screen, the couple Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi, who were watching the video together, laughed out loud! After happily watching the crosstalk video together, Zhang Wanyi began to unpack the clothes she bought online, which she prepared for Qi Long to participate in the variety show. In fact, although Qi Long participates in more shows now and has his own company stylist, Zhang Wanyi is still keen on matching clothes for him, so sometimes when the variety show crew sends him dress requirements, he will first ask Zhang Wanyi if she has any ideas. If you are interested, you can help me solve it. If not, I will go find a costume designer. The next day they were going to record "Let's Run", and the production team asked them to dress cooler, to give them the kind of good-versus-evil vibe seen in the modern version of the movie. Zhang Wanyi bought him the round hat from the Italian movie "The Godfather", paired it with a suit and a purple tie, and also got him a black cat doll that could be attached to his shoulders, imitating "The Godfather". To be honest, if it wasn't for the purpose of recording a variety show, Qi Long would never describe himself like this. A purple tie and a cat on his shoulder, how weird. The show will start tomorrow, who knows how people will complain about it! Xianghe, Hebei Province, is located some distance away from the imperial capital. Besides its meat pie, it is also famous for having a recording studio. Although it is much smaller than a film and television city, it can still meet the shooting needs of most crews. The new episode of "Let's Run" started recording here. Before the machine started, the director asked them to go into an abandoned and unkempt warehouse, find a place to fall unconscious, and then wake up and pretend that they didn't remember anything. Qi Long, who was lying on the recliner, got up first, holding his black cat doll, and looked around in confusion. He turned around and saw Gao Dongqiang lying on the table. He touched him carefully from a distance with the black cat doll in his arms. Dongqiang acted like he was woken up by a fright, then raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, I didn't sleep in class. Hey, why did the classroom become a warehouse?" “Hahaha, you’re so embarrassing.” Qi Long speechlessly looked at Dong Qiang who was dealing with his amnesia. Dong Qiang turned and stared at him: "Who are you and what are you laughing at?" "Is that impolite? Before asking someone else who they are, you should first say who you are, right?" Qi Long retorted. Dong Qiang touched his face and said, "Yes, who am I?" "Oh, I know. You look very much like the crosstalk performer Qi Long. Could you be his son?" Qi Long showed an expression of sudden enlightenment. Dong Qiang almost couldn't hold back his laughter and retorted: "Then you look like the son of my father's partner!" "Then our father is Qi Long!" "go with!" The two of them used ethical jokes from crosstalk to create a good effect for the show, acting out amnesia, and the other members next to them also pretended to be unconscious and just woke up. Wang Jiaer held Shen Teng's hair with his left hand and grabbed Sha Yi's hair with his right hand, while Sha Yi and Shen Teng held Wang Jiaer's legs and did a split for him. All three of them were screaming in pain. "Ah, my legs!" "Stop pulling my hair. At my age, my hair is falling out one by one!" Shen Teng wailed. Sha Yi was also shouting: "Don't pull out the black hair dye I dyed!" "Hahahaha" At the far wall, Qin Xiaoxian was glued to the wall with super glue: "Save me, wait, who are you?" "Hahaha, why are you in this shape!" Qi Long came closer happily and looked down. There was a Yang Chaoyue under the super glue, with his hands tied with ropes and tied to a chair, and another one of the four legs of the chair was also tied with ropes.
The other end of the rope was tied to Qin Xiaoxian's ankle. "Who are you and why did you tie me up?" Qin Xiaoxian shouted exaggeratedly. Yang Chaoyue raised the rope in his hand: "Who is tying whom?" She pulled the rope hard, but instead of pulling it off, it pulled the chair and pulled Qin Xiaoxian's legs up. However, there was a strong tape binding his thighs to prevent him from lifting them up. The intersection of the two forces made Qin Xiaoxian open his mouth and scream in pain: "Oh, stop pulling!" Qi Long hurried over: "Girl, don't do this!" He untied the rope on Yang Chaoyue's hand, then grabbed the rope and started tug-of-war. The greatest fun of the "Let's Run" show is teasing Qin Xiaoxian, let's start! "Oh, it hurts. I was wrong, uncle." "Who are you? You just call me uncle?" Qi Long pulled gently again. "Ahhh" With a duang sound, the warehouse door was kicked open, and Sun Honglei, wearing sunglasses, walked in with Zhang Yixing under his armpit: "Who are you?" As soon as he finished speaking, he staggered forward. Jiang Shuying raised one leg behind him, saying that he was the culprit who caused Sun Honglei to pounce: "A good dog doesn't block the road!" Sun Honglei turned around and glared: "I'm not a good dog!" "Bad dog?" Gao Dongqiang's soulful supporting role. "Haha, I'm not a dog!" Sun Honglei retorted. Zhang Yixing looked up: "Isn't it a bull terrier?" "Hahahaha, screw you!" Sun Honglei slapped him. After the chaotic opening, the director began to read out the background story, saying that among the ten people, five were from the Justice League, and five were from the Unwashed Hands Gang. The Justice League came to wipe out the Unwashed Hands Gang, but a huge explosion occurred in the warehouse, causing all ten people to lose their memories. In the next game, they need to win the game to obtain clues and confirm their identities. Qi Long pointed at Qin Xiaoxian and said, "This is not fair. He is tied to the wall so tightly, why does he need to get it? He looks like a low-level henchman of the Bu Washing Hands Gang!" "You don't have to. You're dressed like a godfather. People of justice don't wear purple ties with a black cat!" Shen Teng teased Qi Long's outfit in return. Qi Long's eyes widened: "I should be a member of the Justice League because of Black Cat. Haven't you heard of Sheriff Black Cat?" "Is there anyone who looks more like a criminal than Brother Honglei?" Zhang Yixing asked, raising his hand. Everyone pointed their fingers at Gao Dongqiang. Anyway, there are no clues, and everyone's analysis is currently blind. The key is still to see how to play the game. Everyone went to the rest room and changed into cool sportswear before the competition began. Before the competition, Sun Honglei came to find Qi Long and said, "It's okay to break the rules for a big star show, right?" The last time we recorded "Detective" together, Sun Honglei was so frustrated that he couldn't tear this down and he couldn't smash that. Qi Long replied: "You can't foul Qi Long, the rest are up to you!" "Oh, you can't foul anyone other than Qi Long!" Sun Honglei nodded: "Understood!"
(End of this chapter)