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Chapter 224: Big Foul Scene

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Chapter 224: Big Foul Scene

Chapter 224 Big Foul Scene The first game was about to begin, and the director began to announce the rules. They had to ride the small tricycles that children ride, through various obstacles such as S-bends, right-angle turns, slope starts, single-plank bridges, and water curtain caves to reach the finish line. The game is an individual battle, divided into two groups. The top two in the first two groups will directly advance to the finals, and the last one will be eliminated directly. The remaining three, a total of six players, will enter the resurrection match, and two more will advance, and the final six will compete in the final battle. The grouping was determined by drawing lots. The first group to appear were Qi Long, Sun Honglei, Zhang Yixing, Yang Chaoyue and Sha Yi. At the front of the track, Qi Long said to Zhang Yixing and Sun Honglei: "Peace, peace, okay?" "Okay!" Wang Jiaer agreed immediately. Sun Honglei said nothing. Peace? Peace? Is that still me, Sun Honglei? It depends on the situation. If I'm in the front, I'll be peaceful. If I'm in the back, I'll use force. When the game started, Qi Long stepped forward with both feet and strode forward, and immediately took the first place. There was an S-curve in front of him, and there were pools of water on both sides of the curve, so he had to be careful when passing through. “We have to do this without breaking the rules!” Seeing that Qi Long was moving so fast, Sun Honglei got off the tricycle, ran over, and pushed him hard. "Splash!" Qi Long and his car fell into the small pool.

Sun Honglei retreated triumphantly, and Qi Long quickly lifted the bike up. At this time, Zhang Yixing had already run to the front. Qi Long reached out and grabbed the back of his clothes, just like an eagle grabs a chick by the front, and lifted his legs to let Yixing take him away. "Hahahaha, Brother Long, let go, I can't move like this!" Zhang Yixing shouted with a smile. Sha Yi rode his tricycle behind them: "Hurry up, hurry up and don't block the road!" "Shayi, come on, push them into the water and you can move forward!" Sun Honglei shouted from behind, whispering like a devil. After hearing this, Sha Yi stood up and pushed hard. Qi Long grabbed his legs when he fell and brought him into the pool. As soon as Sha Yi stood up, he saw Sun Honglei stood up from the car again and threw his car far into the pool. "Sun Honglei, you old poisonous creature!" Sha Yi shouted angrily. "Hahahaha, Chaoyue sister, let's go quickly!" Sun Honglei commanded with a smile. Sha Yi ran to the shore and pushed Sun Honglei: "Get off!" He turned to look at the innocent Yang Chaoyue and pushed him: "You get down too!" Qi Long put the car on the table and was about to jump, but Zhang Yixing held his shoulder and pushed him down. Then he moved his feet, intending to use Qi Long as a step to climb up. After twelve episodes of "Men Gang", Zhang Yixing will not hesitate when it is time to break the rules. A good car race turned into a big brawl because of Sun Honglei. No one could even pass an S-turn for a long time. No one let anyone go and no one had an easy time! Qi Long didn't care about the car anymore and just waited at a corner of the S-bend, pushing whoever passed by. Sun Honglei pulled him into the water. Qi Long stood in the water, bent over, and exerted all his strength from below, letting the water splash on his face, and shouted, "Don't go!" As Sun Honglei pulled Qi Long to die together, Sha Yi and Zhang Yixing, who were taking advantage of the situation, passed by quickly. Yang Chaoyue, who was lagging behind, moved again and pushed them both into the water. However, Chaoyue's strength was not strong enough to push both the people and the cars into the water, so the two cars remained where they were. Yang Chaoyue turned around and drove his own car. Qi Long and Sun Honglei looked at each other, rushed over, grabbed a car each, ran out of the S-curve and entered the right-angle turn. "Hey, my car!" Sha Yi looked into the distance sadly. Zhang Yixing patted his shoulder and said, "Stop shouting, Brother Sha, or you won't come back!" "We can't let them have it easy!" Sha Yi waded over and went to the front to interfere. However, Qi Long and Sun Honglei, who were the first to start the fight, realized that they could win, and immediately took turns to cover each other until Yang Chaoyue and Zhang Yixing approached them on their bikes and started fighting again.

In the end, Sha Yi was eliminated, while Qi Long and Zhang Yixing, who came from behind, directly entered the finals. The other six people watching all sighed, Hong Lei is really a bandit! She was a villain. She pushed people into the water, threw cars into the water, robbed people and cars, and held the railings of other people's cars to prevent them from moving. Except for the slopes where there was danger, she did not stop at other tracks. When the second group came out, Sun Honglei said cheerfully to the five people behind him: "I'll be waiting for you in the resurrection group!" This got even crazier. No one wanted to go to the resurrection group to face Sun Honglei. As soon as the referee gave the order and blew the whistle, Qin Xiaoxian, Shen Teng, Wang Jiaer, and Gao Dongqiang stretched out their hands to stop the people next to them. Jiang Shuying also quickly integrated and joined in. The five people were deadlocked at the starting line. "Hahahaha, why don't we go back to sleep and watch it after we wake up?" Qi Long said with a smile. Sun Honglei nodded: "I think it's reliable!" After a period of stalemate, everyone finally reached a consensus and set off. However, the S-curve and the pool became a paradise for fouls. Qin Xiaoxian kicked Gao Dongqiang, Shen Teng lightly pushed Jiang Shuying, Gao Dongqiang counterattacked Qin Xiaoxian, and Wang Jiaer grabbed someone else's car and pushed it towards the starting point. Just like the previous round, none of the five people played the game normally. Qi Long laughed and teased Sun Honglei: "You are the one who started it all. We are a program that follows the rules." "Ah? When?" Sha Yi's soul asked, leaving Qi Long speechless. "Hahahaha, is Qin Xiaoxian crazy?" Sun Honglei pointed at the pool in the distance and laughed. Qi Long looked over quickly and saw that Gao Dongqiang was jumping up with his hands on the S-curve track and preparing to go up. Qin Xiaoxian blocked him from behind and grabbed his pants. The up and down force forced Gao Dongqiang to sit in the water. He then grabbed Qin Xiaoxian's collar and started fighting. Take off someone's pants? "Be careful, uncle, be careful!" Gao Dongqiang pulled off his clothes, rolled them into a ball and threw them out: "I didn't mean to do that!" "Hahahahahaha, crazy, crazy!" Due to the madness of the two people, the program team had to stop the game urgently, improved the rules of the game, and arranged a referee. The referee would turn left periodically. If he looked directly at the track and discovered any fouls, he would have to retreat to the backcourt. This change makes it more exciting. As long as the referee turns his back, it is a moment of collective foul. When he turns around, all of them are good young people. "This director is smart!" commented Sun Honglei. Qi Long laughed unhappily and said, "Isn't it because you forced me to do it?" The subsequent resurrection group and final group were equally brutal, with non-stop games and fouls. In the end, Gao Dongqiang, who had the strongest strength, Jiang Shuying, who had fewer targets, and Qi Long, who seized the opportunity and rushed forward, won the final and got the clue. Qi Long’s suggestion was a pair of handcuffs, but they were handcuffed on the hands. He analyzed himself and, as expected, he was a member of the No Washing Gang. I originally thought that since the first round of the game involved such intense physical contact and confrontation, the second round would have to be a break, but the production team said that the second round of the game would be: mud wrestling. "Ah? Director, after such a strong confrontation in the first round, you're still falling in the second round? You don't have any strength left!" The director team argued: "The first round of games we designed is not a competitive game." Well, that's true. Everyone had no choice but to make preparations. At this time, the director read out a new rule, which required a secret ballot and the person who was voted for would be subject to a round-robin competition from the others.

For this kind of voting targeting one person, the Runqiba group is very united, just like the Minesweeping Alliance of the Men's Gang, everyone spontaneously organized into a wall-tearing alliance. If Dongqiang doesn't fight in rotation, no one can defeat him. They can only use rotation to consume his physical strength. Just like that, Dongqiang was thrown onto the ring. Qin Xiaoxian and Qi Long, the two who kept lobbying everyone and successfully sent Gao Dongqiang into the quagmire, twisted their bodies with joy and pride. "The defender is free to choose who will challenge you." The director's words made the two people who were originally boasting feel like they were struck by lightning. They were stunned and immediately changed their expressions and lowered their heads, just like the teacher who wanted to check the students' recitation in class, and they did not dare to look directly into Dongqiang's eyes. However, how could Gao Dongqiang let go of these two people who were so annoying just now? "I choose Qi Long!" "Dongqiang, we are partners!" "Only partners should stand on the same stage!" Dong Qiang retorted. Qi Long walked towards the quagmire in a tragic manner. Both sides grabbed each other's belts, and Qi Long began to exert his strength: "I will fight you!" However, no matter how hard he tried, Dongqiang didn't move at all. Gao Dongqiang had had enough fun and lifted Qi Long up with a slight lift. Qi Long stared at Gao Dongqiang: "What do you want to do? Just throw me in?" "How can that be?" Dong Qiang said, and began to accept gifts. Just like rinsing a mop in a basin of water, he put Qi Long's entire face and head into the mud, and then pulled it out. Such a beautiful face suddenly turned into the color of mud. "Hahahahahahahaha!" The onlookers, except Qin Xiaoxian, were all laughing like crazy. Sun Honglei also teased Qin Xiaoxian: "Old Qin, why don't you smile? Don't you like to smile?" "I saw the consequences of my actions!" Being soaked in mud like a mop, Qi Long, who was powerless to resist, suddenly felt aggrieved. He didn't care whether the mud on his lips would get into his mouth, and cursed: "Are you crazy, Gao Dongqiang? Hey!" As soon as he finished cursing, his upper body began to drop. He quickly closed his mouth and was soaked once more before being lifted up again. "Oh, how humiliating!" Qi Long was angry. Then Dongqiang let go and he fell into the quagmire. The director blew the whistle and Dong Qiang won. Qi Long stood up from the mud, and just like he had just splashed water on his face, he bent down and splashed mud on his face, then raised his head and said, "Gao Dongqiang, are you going to die or not?" Gao Dongqiang burst into laughter. He knew that Qi Long was not angry, because an angry Qi Long would not yell. Instead, he would be the type to ignore anyone, which was obviously an act. Qi Long found the right opportunity and when he splashed water, he actually pinched some mud from below in his hand and threw the mud at his face. Gao Dongqiang was so happy that he ended up in tragedy, and his face was covered with mud. "Hahahahahahaha, wonderful, wonderful!" The people around burst into laughter and applauded. Qi Long had already escaped to the shore.

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