Chapter 35: Mo Yan: My family has a dog named Tang San Dog!
Shrek Academy.
Today marks the New Student registration day for Shrek Academy. For every eleven or twelve-year-old on the Douluo Continent, the most desired school is Shrek Academy, which defeated the 'evil' Spirit Hall ten thousand years ago.
For those young boys and girls, entering the academy is a source of pride and a deep-seated obsession, as if entering this school could bring glory to their ancestors.
It's truly a bit odd.
Mo Yan and Dugu Luo arrived at Shrek City with Dugu Yan. As Dugu Yan gazed at the city before her, cold memories flooded her mind like a tide. She remembered how she had once brought her daughter and knelt, begging Shrek Academy for help, but those people had acted high and mighty, claiming the academy was fair.
Using such righteous pretexts, they heartlessly rejected her and the Dugu family. How ironic!
Her ancestor had provided so many conveniences to the original Shrek Academy, including those Immortal Herbs. Otherwise, how could the Shrek Seven Devils have defeated Spirit Hall? In the end, her ancestor was blind.
Why did Dugu Yan know so much? All of it was pieced together from the notes of her two ancestors, Dugu Yan and Du Gu Bo. And that so-called Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, claiming to truly care for their women, yet her uncle abandoned his wife and daughter with a single word.
“What is past is past; there’s no need to keep recalling it.”
Mo Yan, who was lying on Dugu Luo’s shoulder, sensed the resentment emanating from Dugu Yan and kindly reminded her.
“You’re right~” Dugu Yan, reminded by Mo Yan, slowly dispelled the resentment from her body: “Once the Holy Lord obtains those fortunes, this academy will no longer be necessary.”
Seeing the resentment disappear from Dugu Yan, Mo Yan breathed a sigh of relief. She was truly afraid Dugu Yan would suddenly lose control. Who wouldn’t be furious and lose control in such a situation?
Du Gu Bo invested so much, only for it to be all for naught in the end, losing both his wife and his army. Oh! No, at least he managed to become a Shrek Guest Elder.
Du Gu Bo: …
“Mom~” Dugu Luo saw her mother’s emotions were very off and stepped forward, taking her mother’s hand.
She knew how much pain, how much resentment, how much… her mother had felt at the time.
“A Luo, Mama is fine. Now that we’ve met the Holy Lord, everything will get better.” Dugu Yan reached out and stroked Dugu Luo’s head, “A Luo, when you’re at the academy, you’ll need to look after Mo Yan. The Holy Lord said she’s too lazy, so you might have to clean up after her.”
“I understand.”
Dugu Luo agreed without any hesitation. Their mother and daughter meeting the Holy Lord was simply a divine blessing, unlike Du Gu Bo, who met someone like Tang San, who was simply an ingrate.
The detoxification method was also merely a temporary solution!
She really didn't know how Du Gu Bo's brain was formed?
Du Gu Bo: …
Du Gu Bo would never have imagined that ten thousand years later, his descendants would constantly call him stupid and brainless.
Mo Yan looked at the bustling street ahead, her face immediately falling. She really didn't want to move. She truly didn't know why the Engulfing Sky Dragon couldn't just send Dugu Luo?
“I’ll only see you both off here. If you encounter anything, just communicate directly using the communicator.”
Dugu Yan sensed that several Soul Douluo were approaching. After giving instructions to the two, she immediately left and walked towards the house arranged by the Holy Lord.
The house in Shrek City naturally belonged to the New Dragon Slave, and the communicator was, of course, a first-grade Soul Guidance Device researched by Jin Tianming. Although it was a semi-finished product, being able to communicate was sufficient at this stage.
As for the communication medium, it was naturally maintained by Tang Gou's divine soul.
Tang Gou's divine soul was simply a treasure trove! At that time, Tian Mucheng and Jin Tianming realized that Tang Gou's divine soul could not only maintain the small World of the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well but also serve as a communication medium, which was a delightful discovery!
Hearing her mother's instructions, Dugu Luo nodded obediently, while Mo Yan had already leaned back on Dugu Luo's shoulder, like a dead dog.
“Wow!” Are they the proctoring teachers this time?
“It’s actually Soul Douluo Director Du!”
“This uncle is a Soul Douluo? How can he be so young? My grandfather was only a Soul Douluo at that age.”
“Idiot! This is the number one academy on the Douluo Continent, Shrek Academy. How could the director of the Outer Court be bad?”
“Exactly, exactly!”
“…”
Dugu Luo silently gazed in the direction her mother had disappeared, the whispers of the young boys and girls reaching her ears. As if waking from a dream, she slowly turned her head. This glance, like a bolt of lightning tearing through the night sky, instantly ignited the raging fire in her heart, “Du Weilun!”
When her gaze fell upon the middle-aged man wearing glasses, her fists involuntarily clenched, her teeth gnashed, and she squeezed out the person's name through her clenched teeth.
On the surface, he was the outwardly glamorous director of the Martial Soul Department of Shrek Academy's Outer Court, appearing amiable and approachable, but in reality, he was a cold and heartless person.
“Sigh~” Mo Yan saw Dugu Luo acting this way and thought, 'As expected, mother and daughter have the same personality. I really don't know who will take care of whom in the future.' She took Dugu Luo's soft little hand: “Be good, it’s not time yet. Don’t make your Holy Lord difficult, okay!”
Reminded by Mo Yan, the anger in Dugu Luo's heart instantly vanished. Even if she was angry, she couldn't disrupt the Holy Lord's plan.
“Tsk~” Mo Yan saw Dugu Luo immediately return to normal and couldn’t help but think: “As expected of that guy’s most loyal fangirl, one sentence is all it takes.”
Having dealt with Dugu Luo, Mo Yan's lazy gaze fell upon Du Weilun in front. He was a Soul Douluo with a rare fire element Martial Soul, seemingly a dog of that petty Dean Yan.
“Hmm?”
Du Weilun sensed an unbridled gaze scrutinizing him. His Soul Douluo level spiritual power quickly captured the owner of that gaze.
It was two girls, eleven or twelve years old.
Du Weilun saw that it was two young girls observing him, and thinking they were admiring him like the other young boys and girls, he didn't think much of it and began today's examination content: “Everyone, I am Du Weilun, the director of the Martial Soul Department of Shrek Academy's Outer Court, and I will be in charge of your New Student admission examination!”
“First, pay ten gold Soul Coins for tuition before you can begin the admission examination.”
“Pfft~” Suddenly, a burst of laughter echoed among the silent young boys and girls. Du Weilun glared over unpleasantly, seeing the two girls from before. He pushed up his glasses with some dissatisfaction, but still asked gently: “You two, is there something so funny that made you laugh out loud?”
As Du Weilun’s voice fell, the young boys and girls all turned their gazes over. They were also very curious which bright one was laughing at this moment.
Dugu Luo also looked at Mo Yan, who had burst out laughing next to her, a little bewildered. 'You just told me not to get angry, so why are you suddenly laughing out loud now?'
“Sorry, I just remembered my dog is about to give birth.” Mo Yan suppressed the urge in her heart and covered her mouth with her hand as she explained.
“What kind of dog giving birth makes you find it so funny?”
Du Weilun’s expression turned a little ugly when he heard this answer. This kind of explanation was clearly just trying to fool people.
Mo Yan's beautiful eyes saw Du Weilun still pressing the issue, so she threw caution to the wind: “Uncle, my dog’s nickname is Tang Gou, and her real name is Tang San Dog. She’s about to have two puppies soon.”
“My big brother named the two unborn puppies: the female dog is Tang Tong Dog, and the male dog is Tang Lin Dog. Teacher, do you think these names are good?”
Du Weilun: …
Other proctoring teachers: …
Young boys and girls: …
Dugu Luo: 6. As expected of Sister Mo Yan!
Tang Gou: Is no one going to speak up for me?
Reader: Speak up for what?!