Chapter 36: Mo Yan: So, Teacher, you want to steal a name from my dog?
Mo Yan really didn't want to laugh, but when she heard about the ten Soul Gold Coins, she thought of the previous life's discussions about hundreds of students fighting over one toilet and bathroom.
She truly couldn't hold it in.
Engulfing Sky Dragon, I'm sorry. I, Mo Yan, thought laziness was my only flaw, but I didn't realize having a low laugh threshold was also a flaw. I'm afraid I can't complete your task.
But when I think about sending you to fight for a toilet with hundreds of students in Shrek Academy's Outer Court, I really want to laugh!
The young men and women looked at Mo Yan with strange and slightly curious gazes after hearing her words, especially the students and teachers from Shrek Academy, whose gazes were very unkind and angry.
Those New Students who were registering might not have fully understood, but as loyal followers and students of Shrek Academy, how could they not understand what Mo Yan meant by those words? She was cursing them indirectly, seemingly talking about a dog, but actually using the dog to insult their Tang San's Ancestor.
This person is so disrespectful to Tang San's Ancestor; she is practically seeking death!
“Heh heh…” Du Weilun's face was extremely unsightly after hearing Mo Yan's explanation. How could he not understand that this fellow was cursing him indirectly?
He suppressed the anger in his heart and said through gritted teeth, “Two students, it seems Shrek Academy has no edge with you two. Now, both of you can go back and take care of your dog dolls.”
“They aren’t called dog dolls!” Hearing Du Weilun's words, Mo Yan immediately became displeased and began to feign ignorance, “Their names are Tang San Dog, not some dog dolls. Oh, that’s right!”
Mo Yan's expression was as if she suddenly remembered something, and she clapped her hands excitedly, “I forgot, the Tang San Dog at home changed its name a few days ago. Now it’s called Tang San Dog Thing!”
Shrek's people: ???
Dugu Luo, who was standing by, almost couldn't hold back her laughter when she heard Mo Yan's words. She bit her lip, telling herself not to laugh. Mo Yan was getting revenge for her, and she absolutely had to hold back.
She had to cooperate well!
After a brief pause, she couldn't help but begin to ponder whether she and Mo Yan could continue to remain at Shrek Academy. However, upon closer consideration, this seemed less crucial than she had initially imagined.
After all, the Lord had already stated that if things truly escalated to the worst-case scenario, they could choose to leave that place without hesitation.
Moreover, they were merely acting as vanguards on this trip, so there was no need to push themselves too hard. As long as they followed the predetermined plan, even if they ultimately couldn't stay at Shrek Academy, they wouldn't fall into an abyss of no return. With this thought, her previously tense nerves relaxed slightly.
“What a Tang San Dog Thing!!!” Du Weilun heard this, and the anger in his heart began to become uncontrollable. To insult their Tang San's Ancestor of Shrek Academy like this, it was simply… seeking death!
Mo Yan saw Du Weilun like this and looked at Dugu Luo, bewildered and innocent, “A Luo, what’s wrong with this teacher?”
Dugu Luo heard Mo Yan's question and immediately cooperated, whispering, “Perhaps this teacher also has a dog named Tang San Dog at home, and he doesn’t like other people’s dogs having the same name as his own, which is why he’s angry.”
“Oh oh oh!” Mo Yan nodded, seemingly very pleased with Dugu Luo's cooperation, and quickly apologized to Du Weilun, “I’m sorry, Teacher!”
Du Weilun was so taken aback by Mo Yan's apology that he didn't know whether to get angry. With so many people watching, and since she had already apologized, it would probably be bad for him to act now.
But Mo Yan's next sentence instantly broke Du Weilun's composure: “So, Teacher also has a dog named Tang San Dog at home! Well then, my dog will never be called Tang San Dog; it will just be called Tang San Dog Thing!”
“Heh heh... Hahahaha...” Du Weilun was truly angered to laughter by Mo Yan's words. He really couldn't bear it anymore; there was no need to endure further.
Just as he was about to make a move to apprehend the two, Mo Yan's subsequent words completely stunned him, causing his brain to fall into contemplation.
“It seems Teacher doesn’t like my dog being called Tang San Dog or Tang San Dog Thing.” Mo Yan saw Du Weilun’s furious expression and continued to feign ignorance. Her lazy expression began to turn serious, “It seems Teacher places great importance on dog names and only wants his own dog to have this unique name.”
“Well then! I, Mo Yan, am still quite magnanimous. I’ll let Teacher have the name. Someday, when I go back, I’ll ask my elder brother to change my dog’s name to Hao Grass Dog!”
Du Weilun: ???
Shrek's people: ???
What is Hao Grass Dog?
Dugu Luo was also a bit confused, looking at Mo Yan with a questioning gaze. She understood Tang San Dog and Tang San Dog Thing, but she was a bit unclear about what Hao Grass Dog was.
As one of Shrek Academy's most loyal followers, Du Weilun quickly understood the meaning of Hao Grass Dog. Wasn't Tang San's Ancestor's mother the Blue Silver Emperor? And wasn't his father named Tang Hao?
Hao Grass Dog is just...
“You are practically seeking death!” Du Weilun truly couldn't bear it anymore. No matter which faction these two young girls belonged to, he was determined to properly discipline them on behalf of their parents today!
Especially that young girl with long brown hair. At this moment, his heart was filled with anger and resentment, and he had even resolved to violently tear open that young girl's mouth! He saw his entire aura suddenly erupt, and eight dazzling Soul Rings slowly rose from beneath his feet, as if they could unleash world-destroying power at any moment.
However, just then, an abrupt voice rang out without warning, forcibly interrupting his impending action.
“Old Du, what are you doing here? Why hasn't the assessment started yet?” The voice was as loud and authoritative as a great bell, inspiring awe in others.
As soon as Du Weilun heard this voice, his body trembled violently, and the expression on his face instantly became incredibly excited.
Because he immediately recognized who the speaker was—it was none other than their highly respected and revered Dean of the Academy, Yan Shaozhe!
Yan Shaozhe, titled Bright Phoenix, with the Martial Soul Bright Phoenix, currently a Level 95 offensive Super Douluo, the Dean of Shrek Academy's Martial Soul Department, and the 261st Dean.
Thinking of this, Du Weilun unhesitatingly turned around, his eyes fixed on the direction from which the voice came, his gaze filled with anticipation.
He secretly mused to himself: Hmph, this time I must let the Dean properly judge, to see how excessive that hateful brown-haired girl truly is. Such an inherently evil little girl should be kicked out of Shrek City!
How can someone who so insults Tang San's Ancestor be worthy of joining Shrek Academy?
Mo Yan and Dugu Luo also looked over at the sound. Upon seeing the middle-aged man for the first time, their expressions varied.
Isn't this painting-a-pie douluo?
The Spirit Douluo who constantly dangles carrots in front of Shrek Academy students.
Especially singling out a certain Son of Fortune.
Old Huo: ...
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