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Live Broadcast: I Am An Honest Chinese Medicine Practitioner, And My Patients Are Dying Online

Live Broadcast: I Am An Honest Chinese Medicine Practitioner, And My Patients Are Dying Online

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Chapter 8: Bro, how is your boyfriend?

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Chapter 8: Bro, how is your boyfriend?

"Wu Tong! Didn't you tell me you showered every time? How dare you lie to me?"

Wu Tong, standing nearby, felt his legs go weak, almost kneeling before Sun Wei.

For men, being lazy is perfectly normal.

Women spend half an hour showering, while men only take two minutes.

Did you really think it was because men are faster and more efficient?

Wrong.

It's because men think as long as they get wet, they're clean.

It was precisely with this lucky mentality that Wu Tong always lied to Sun Wei, claiming he was already very clean.

What, a bit of a smell?

That's his natural body fragrance, that's a man's scent!

In the live stream, there was another wave of hot comments!

"Oh, Wu Tong has lost his true name!"

"So fungi can grow in one's mouth, I've learned something new!"

"If the Zhubo hadn't said anything, I feel like 'Approaching Science' could film 300 episodes!"

"Brothers and sisters, I'm a primary school student, what is the Zhubo talking about?"

"Little Girl, don't watch, go to bed quickly."

At this moment, Sun Wei was practically fuming.

She never expected that her toothache was actually related to her boyfriend, Wu Tong!

Seeing Sun Wei so agitated, Qin Jiang quickly advised, "Miss, please don't get excited, calm down. Getting so angry can easily cause problems."

At this moment, Sun Wei couldn't hear anything.

She came for a medical consultation, and her privacy was completely gone, and it was even live-streamed the whole time!

Just as Sun Wei raised her hand, preparing to give Wu Tong a harsh lesson, her teeth suddenly ached intensely. Sun Wei's vision went black, and she fell straight down.

Qin Jiang was quick-eyed and quick-handed, quickly supporting Sun Wei.

"Quick, put her on the bed."

Wu Tong quickly came over to help, carrying Sun Wei onto the sickbed.

"Doctor, my girlfriend will be alright, won't she?"

Qin Jiang said, "You hold your girlfriend here for now, don't let her move around. I'll go rub a pill, and I'll be back shortly."

After giving these instructions, Qin Jiang walked quickly towards the dispensary.

Lying down, Sun Wei quickly regained consciousness.

However, as soon as she woke up, the intense toothache made her want to sit up.

"Ah, my teeth, they hurt so much!"

Wu Tong quickly held her down: "Darling, the doctor said not to move, just lie still."

When enemies meet, their eyes turn red with anger.

Sun Wei grabbed Wu Tong's thigh and twisted it hard.

"You're still talking, it's all your fault! Ah, it hurts!"

Wu Tong also screamed, "Ah, it hurts!"

Qin Jiang, who was compounding medicine, froze.

Why was Wu Tong also starting to cry out in pain?

Did that fungus spread so quickly?

It shouldn't!

Ding.

"Congratulations, Host, for directly stating the patient's hidden ailment. Reward: Divine Anti-inflammatory Pill Formula."

Just in time!

Qin Jiang had originally intended to prepare some herbal decoction for Sun Wei.

But herbal decoctions, after all, take some time to be absorbed, and their effects are slower.

However, with this anti-inflammatory pill, it was different.

According to the formula, Qin Jiang quickly retrieved the herbs, then crushed them and kneaded them with honey.

Qin Jiang's entire process was smooth and fluid, a pleasure to watch.

Many knowledgeable fans in the live stream praised him.

"The Zhubo is too awesome, he's dispensing medicine without weighing it?"

"I heard some Old Chinese Doctor can weigh with their hands, one grasp and it's accurate, no need for scales."

"Upstairs, you also said Old Chinese Doctor. Look at the Zhubo's age, do you think he's an Old Chinese Doctor?"

"Also, look at the speed at which he's rolling the pills, this can't be explained by practice making perfect anymore, can it?"

Qin Jiang's speed in rolling pills was indeed fast, almost like a Little Girl rolling mud balls. He finished one in less than three minutes.

Qin Jiang walked out with the pill and found Wu Tong covered in sweat.

"Doctor, if you don't come out soon, I'm going to die from the pain."

Seeing Sun Wei twisting Wu Tong's thigh with her hand, Qin Jiang immediately understood what had just happened.

"Pry open your girlfriend's mouth."

"Ah?"

Wu Tong hesitated slightly.

He knew that when Sun Wei had a toothache just now, she almost bit Qin Jiang's finger.

"What, you don't want to save your girlfriend anymore?"

Wu Tong gritted his teeth, put both hands in, and forcibly pried open Sun Wei's mouth.

Sun Wei's tears streamed down from the pain. This straight-laced man, with such strength, was he going to tear her mouth apart?

Qin Jiang aimed at the lesion, directly inserted the pill, and then used his finger to crush the pill with force.

Miraculously, this anti-inflammatory pill became very soft upon contact with saliva, like clay, allowing Qin Jiang to easily apply the pill to the purple gum area.

Sun Wei, who had been screaming in pain just moments ago, immediately calmed down.

"Huh, it doesn't hurt anymore?"

Sun Wei herself felt it was very miraculous.

Just now, she was in so much pain she felt like dying, but as soon as the pill was applied, everything that happened just now felt like an illusion, and the pain was gone instantly.

Not only did it not hurt, but it also felt cool and a little comfortable.

"Divine Doctor!"

Sun Wei gave Qin Jiang a thumbs up.

At this moment, she no longer doubted Qin Jiang's medical skills!

Qin Jiang walked to the side, washed his hands several times with soap, and said, "Your illness is not difficult to treat. Use one of these pills every day for three consecutive days, and you'll be fine."

"No need to pull teeth?" Sun Wei asked.

"No need. This wasn't a tooth problem to begin with."

Sun Wei then pointed to her left cheek: "Then I still have a few cavities here, Doctor, can you help me with them?"

"No problem. The total fee is 4300. Scan code or cash?"

Damn, 4300, that expensive!

Black-hearted doctor!

Sun Wei's only good impression of Qin Jiang vanished at this moment.

However, thinking that her teeth no longer hurt, Sun Wei could only take out her phone and pay by scanning the code.

After receiving three pills from Qin Jiang, Sun Wei was about to leave when Qin Jiang pointed at Wu Tong.

"Young man, I see you have a problem too. Sit down, and I'll examine you while I'm at it."

Qin Jiang sneered inwardly.

Since you're already here, you think you can leave without seeing a doctor?

No way!

Wu Tong had just witnessed the entire process of Qin Jiang treating Sun Wei, so how could he dare to sit down now?

Wu Tong forced a smile and said, "Doctor, I don't think I need to be examined. I'm in very good health. Look, my abs."

Wu Tong directly lifted his shirt, revealing his four-pack abs.

Qin Jiang picked up his teacup, took a sip, and slowly said, "Your muscles may look good, but that doesn't mean you're healthy. Listen to my advice, sit down. If you think I'm not capable, I can treat you for free."

Wu Tong was on the verge of tears.

Was this about whether he charged money or not?

Sun Wei was still resentful towards Wu Tong, so now hearing Qin Jiang say this, she immediately told Wu Tong to sit down.

"The doctor said you have a problem, so just sit down obediently."

"Doctor, don't hold back. Tell him what's wrong with him directly!"

Qin Jiang nodded: "Then I'll really speak directly, shall I?"

"Speak!"

"Oh, Young man, you have an anal fissure, don't you?"

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